And Miss The Opportunity To Tap That Ass?

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• wittymyusername@lemmy.zip ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Not just the ass, but the oxen and sheep, too!

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Joseph. The most in-denial man in history.

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    The O.G. cuck.

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• Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Sorry Joseph I have to cuck you with your virgin wife. I swear this isn’t some fantasy of mine

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fun fact, the Nicine Creed exists because this question was a legitimate crisis of Christianity. The council of Nicaea determined that Jesus was not created by God but rather “begotten”, meaning he was equivalent but not the same as God

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    what if unlimited games but no games

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  • SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeesh,what an illustration of the goofy bullshit people make up to avoid fixing what’s actually wrong with their belief systems…

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, sure. Mock Christianity. But no one bats an eye when Tolkien retcons half of The Hobbit and gives an excuse like “well the book is written by Bilbo and he lied at first”.

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    • X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Not even merging neutron stars can approach the mental gymnastics of the religious. Magnetars all be like, “Dude! Can’t handle it.”

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Once you’ve fucked the Holy Ghost you know where the magic happens. Definitely not with the village carpenter.

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you cuckslurp after god you get certain powers and also sainthood

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Well shit, I sure fuckin hope so. Better be some dopeass fuckin primo certain powers, too, right up there with the motherfuckin seraphim and shit. None of that “shooting spaghetti out of my fingertips” horseshit. If you’re being rude, I can shoot a laser out of my cock.

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• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Consistency? Nah! Kind of like Christianity is actually three belief systems in s trenchcoat.

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