Your underage wife
And Miss The Opportunity To Tap That Ass?
Submitted 2 months ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 2 months ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Joseph. The most in-denial man in history.
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The O.G. cuck.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
* The OMG cuck
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 months ago
Hey man don’t kinkshame
wittymyusername@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Not just the ass, but the oxen and sheep, too!
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
Once you’ve fucked the Holy Ghost you know where the magic happens. Definitely not with the village carpenter.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
When you cuckslurp after god you get certain powers and also sainthood
X@piefed.world 2 months ago
Well shit, I sure fuckin hope so. Better be some dopeass fuckin primo certain powers, too, right up there with the motherfuckin seraphim and shit. None of that “shooting spaghetti out of my fingertips” horseshit. If you’re being rude, I can shoot a laser out of my cock.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
cuckslurp
I would have happily gone a few more days without ever having heard this expression.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Then you will probably feel the same about the related term “manbrosia”
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Joseph is a saint?
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As an atheist from what I picked up over the years: yes.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Consistency? Nah! Kind of like Christianity is actually three belief systems in s trenchcoat.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 months ago
With some sprinkles of other religions traditions
Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Sorry Joseph I have to cuck you with your virgin wife. I swear this isn’t some fantasy of mine
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“And why was God a swan?”
Xeno@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“I baked you a pie, Mary”
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Well maybe he couldn’t the way he does it.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Fun fact, the Nicine Creed exists because this question was a legitimate crisis of Christianity. The council of Nicaea determined that Jesus was not created by God but rather “begotten”, meaning he was equivalent but not the same as God
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Yeesh,what an illustration of the goofy bullshit people make up to avoid fixing what’s actually wrong with their belief systems…
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, sure. Mock Christianity. But no one bats an eye when Tolkien retcons half of The Hobbit and gives an excuse like “well the book is written by Bilbo and he lied at first”.
X@piefed.world 2 months ago
Not even merging neutron stars can approach the mental gymnastics of the religious. Magnetars all be like, “Dude! Can’t handle it.”
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
JK Rowling level of world building
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this why no one in the Bible is trans?
Vandalismo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t got why people have all kind of reactions to this when it’s literally the most basic knowledge of Christianity, that Jesus is 100% God and 100% Man and that he had to die “so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but have eternal life” because he was literally the only person born without the original sin and didn’t sin at all, at the same time he always existed as part of Trinity (the verb/the son) and then “the verb became flesh” How mfs live their lives in countries of christian majority and are surprised by this?
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Honestly if Christianity is not part of your life, why would you know that? I grew up a Christian but “the verb” is very doctrinally specific wording that I’ve never heard before. I think you’re really overestimating the influence that someone else’s religion would have on you
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
No, Mary was the only one born without sin, the immaculate conception. Jesus was from the virgin birth, but I think it was just assumed he was without sin. The more you think about any of this the less sense it makes.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
This belongs in the DSM.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That makes about as much sense as Trump saying that prices were down by 500%.
m0darn@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The reactions are because people are learning that the council’s conclusions were controversial. Before the council it was not a dominant view. A large portion of early church fathers (and mothers) would be considered heretics by Nicene Christians.
RecursiveParadox@piefed.social 2 months ago
The world’s various Orthodox churches would like a word with you….
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Chuck Norris was the only being to ever exist that could be 200% of anything.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Going back to the what the OP postulates: what was the ‘original sin’ of Adam upon his creation?
DeadMartyr@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Most Christian countries are not really Christian and filled with people who are Agnostic, Atheist, or just “spiritual” (Which basically means nothing/agnostic)
I even meet “Christians” that know literally nothing about the Bible; I found out recently that my grandmother who is always talking about God, is literally illiterate and knows maybe the story of the Virgin Mary and that’s it.
Also, the 100% God and 100% Man thing is a debate that has churches quarreling to this day.
From a logical point of view it’s nonsensical and from a faith point of view it’s up to interpretation depending on what the stance of your denomination is–which in my experience, most people dont even know to which they belong.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
what if unlimited games but no games
Lennny@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Where does Mary factor into this? Perfect ass?