SarahValentine

@SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wild⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well duhhh, when guys do it you have to pee in his balls to get him pregnant!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨..?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone should tell those suicide bombers that getting bombed while hiding in a bunker counts as martyrdom. Might save them some trouble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl, you’re transgender.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐲 mg⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever seen a chicken?

  Yep, that’s them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  we are utterly at their mercy. They’re spying on us constantly, for purposes unknown. Oh, and occasionally they’ll just abduct people and carry them off for God-knows-what reason.

  Sounds like the sort of thing this administration would be proud of. It’s what their supporters voted for!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kate Mulgrew Defends ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ And Captain Ake From “Disrespectful” Online Attacks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like calling Captain Ake “mumbles” is right up there with calling Picard “baldy”. I get the feeling we’re dealing with the kind of people who think one of those things is okay and the other isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants sex⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just unironic incelposting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, Jan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sports betting founded professional sports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the public demands ANSWERS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I sure hope I can imagine it, because that’s as close as I’ll ever get XD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the public demands ANSWERS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? Must pet spicy floof!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨obesity even kills stars, but the bigger they are, they shine brighter too⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It only constitutes 99.86% of the mass in the solar system!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then he immediately died, without any further development, without explaining his behavior, and without any context. The end. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vague allegations from one person, that never led to an indictment. My standards of proof are a little higher than that, thanks and no thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine thinking that all the secondary stuff does nothing to improve or encourage life. But I guess expecting imagination or thinking from some people is too much to ask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lawks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “What if we just use our binoculars to watch flowers bloom?”

  “You’re not gonna believe this…”