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Anon ruins christmas

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • GarboDog@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon blames Atheism for being a pos

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    • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Very anon of him, tbf

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      • GarboDog@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s very true, we never believed in Christmas/religion but never spoiled/ruined it for others, it was their enjoyment.

        Granted when we have a kid, we don’t think we’ll be telling them that “Santa is just a famous character of Christmas, and some people have fun believing he’s real, so don’t ruin their fun either” or something like that. Still have plenty of years to think of how to word it better lol :P

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sounds like Atheism, like all belief systems, empowered an asshole with self-righteous validation. Even if you bet on the right horse, it doesn’t mean everything you do is automatically justified; empathy is a higher order law.

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    • superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      empathy is a higher order law.

      Anon forgot that having an asshole doesn’t mean you should regularly act like one.

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    • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Atheism isn’t really a belief system by itself. It can refer to a lot of things, including positive atheism (the claim that there is not/cannot be a god/supernatural entity), negative atheism (the lack of belief in a deity due to lack of evidence), the absence of religion and many other things. Militant atheism, on the other hand, definitely counts and is susceptible to all the failings you mentioned.

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      • edible_funk@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s not called militant atheism, you’re describing anti-theism. I’ve never heard of atheism claiming definitively that there are no deities or higher powers either, just that since there’s no evidence the claims aren’t worth consideration and can be dismissed as nonsense.

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    • ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Atheism, like all belief systems

      You really should educate yourself a little bit more to get to the baseline level.

      Even if you bet on the right horse, it doesn’t mean everything you do is automatically justified; empathy is a higher order law.

      Oh, nevermind, you’re one of those feel-good nonsense wafflers.

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      • cynar@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Atheism is as much a belief as bald is a haircut. Technically slightly different, but makes sense to throw into the same box.

        Learning that being right doesn’t make you not an arsehole is a lesson too many of us had to learn the hard way.

        The satanic temple’s 7th tenet sums it up quite well.

        Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

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      • charokol@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Did you burn down your family‘s Christmas tree too?

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      • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I used to be big on atheism but I do think it is also a belief system now. I realized that when a christian friend asked me “if we witnessed something that is indisputably an act of God, would you still believe he doesn’t exist ?”

        So, anyway, I say I’m agnostic and that I really dislike organized religion now.

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    • SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Even if you bet on the right horse

      As if there were any other way to hold any kind of opinion about what could be beyond the bounds of reality as we know it, but to just bet on shit we don’t know the first thing about. It’s all just bets. Nobody knows and everyone is pretending that not only are they right but their rightness is of a superior quality than the claimed rightness of others. They’re still all just blind morons betting on horse races that are fixed by minds far closer to the truth and I control of it than they.

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      • j5y7@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The people standing in the park trying to tease out which horse is fastest from previous observations has the advantage over anyone just going with their feelings.

        They especially have the advantage over the people standing outside who are pretending there are magical centaurs in the park that grant wishes if you’re not gay.

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    science doesn’t allow chocolate to grow on trees

    SMRT

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    chocolate doesnt grow on trees

    bruh

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    • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was gonna say, it literally does lmao

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      • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This had me thinking of why the english language uses cocoa. Obviously it is cacao, most other languages use the real name as well. One of those “too hard to pronounce” situations?

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    • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Raw ingredients aren’t the final product. Cows don’t produce cheese.

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      • ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I just pictured milking string cheese out of an udder, and so you have to suffer too.

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      • CarstenBoll@feddit.dk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you shake the cow before milking it does!

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It doesn’t. This is what grows on trees.

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  • BeUnique@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon learns the hard way that for most families, Christmas has nothing to do with Christianity especially when kids are involved.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah that period of time, where you believe nothing matters, so consequences don’t matter, until you realize that just because it doesn’t matter in the long run, it still sucks and you still have to deal with it, is one of the more challenging aspects of childhood atheism.

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  • wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s annoying about religious people discussing atheism is that they invariably assume atheists also have religious thinking. Like I must go to atheist church every Sunday to convince myself there’s no god. It betrays either a lack of empathy or a lack of honesty.

    Nah, I tended my garden, had some coffee, and going to have some tacos later. I only think about religion when it’s brought up, usually when I see a billboard telling me my life is worthless and magic daddy is gonna have me for barbeque after I die.

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    • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It betrays a lack of theory of mind, likely indicating they’re below a fuzzy sort of threshold below which you don’t have the cognitive bandwidth to imagine a perspective beyond your own.

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Great thing about atheism Anon, no one made ha do that shit but you, and you get to take full responsibility for your actions without the cop-out of “demonic possession”. Take that beating with pride knowing that you posses radical freedom.

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    • mirshafie@europe.pub ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s now a big cringe retard, as proven by his telling of the story.

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  • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I have removed the chocolate from the tree. Science doesn’t allow chocolate to grow on trees”

    Anon science’d so hard he because a superstitious nutcase (many such cases). This is completely zealot brained.

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is basivi when somebody tries to be an atheist in a dogmatic, religious way.

    Being atheist, at least to me, means that you don’t care about any of that crap, you just try to be a nice person and let others be

    I’m “militant” enough to wish that all religions would be prohibited as they’re nothing but tools for control, but I won’t beat someone over the head for believing in fairytales

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    • Gregers@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seems like atheist in predominantly religious societies tend to behave a bit different, and I can understand that teenagers would want to make a big deal out of it.

      My parents were atheists, and so have I been my entire life. But we still celebrated Christmas because it was nice and a tradition. We didn’t go to church or do any religious stuff during Christmas, but ate a traditional Christmas meal, had a Christmas tree, presents and what not.

      Religion was just not a topic at all, unless religious people did stupid stuff in the name of religion

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m “militant” enough to wish that all religions would be prohibited as they’re nothing but tools for control, but I won’t beat someone over the head for believing in fairytales

      I agree. Hate religion, not the practitioner. Unless that particular believer is a dick.

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  • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “You know what I hate the most about religion? Its the way they try to shove their beliefs down your throat!”

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  • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    he must be frightened to think about cocoa trees!

    or genetically modifying trees to grow whatever you want!!! 😱😱😱😱

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the best part lmao. This guy not knowing chocolate’s main and defining ingredient does actually grow on trees is peak reddit atheist

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      • CovfefeKills@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Man you should be charging reddit rent to be living in your head like this. Greentext is 4chan.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Still waiting on my sausage tree

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      • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        …will spaghetti do in a pinch?..

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  • webp@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon the grinch

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  • cholesterol@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That dad? Albert Einstein.

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  • clifmo@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A belief system made me do it. Yea, sure it did bud

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That may be the one time when a (gay and fake) parent beating the shit out of their (fake and gay) kid is justified

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    • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Child abuse is cool if my kid doesn’t like me forcing my religion upon them”.

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Good job! Great misinterpretation!

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  • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It sounds like anonny learned a valuable lesson that day

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