superduperpirate

@superduperpirate@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any advice appreciated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:
  • bag it before you tag it
  • don’t stick your dick in bump uglies with crazy
  • if they’re a 10 and you’re a 2, something’s up
  • ya don’t have to train like you’re going to the olympics, but stay reasonably active and eat decently and that will lower your odds of type 2 diabetes
  • the perfect is the enemy of the good enough, and learn when you need each
  • don’t ever try cocaine, heroin, or meth. the world ain’t gonna end if you partake of the grass in a responsible manner, but don’t ever try anything harder.
  • learn from your mistakes, and learn from other peoples mistakes too
  • don’t go to parties with metal detectors. sure, it feels safe inside. but what about all them brothas waitin outside with guns? they know you ain’t got one!
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found this in a workplace toilet today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard of places where they have you put the used tp in a trash can because the plumbing can’t handle it.

  But aside from that, and from tossing a dirty diaper in the trash can, I can’t imagine how else you might wind up putting the poop anywhere other than the toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would too tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  in cider

  sounds like

  inside her

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell or High Water in the ass

  Hot Fuzz in the ass

  The Big Lebowski in the ass

  Hail Caesar in the ass

  Kill Bill in the ass

  Pulp Fiction in the ass

  The Princess Bride in the ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Brick Heck approves this message

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon isn't worried about population decline⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya know, I have vague memories of reading an argument somewhere that the black plague killed off so many peasants that the surviving ones had materially less shitty conditions for a little while, due to scarcity and all that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can also ask your mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Clarence Carter - Strokin’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Predicting the next five Super Bowl champions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. So long as Jerruh is in charge and cares more about making money than in talent acquisition & development, I think they have about a snowball’s chance in hell.

  Which is still better odds than the Browns have, but if anything that’s damning with faint praise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Predicting the next five Super Bowl champions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the Cowboys, I can guarantee that now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mully & sculder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a picture of justin bieber and taylor swift where someone did a face swap between them, and they wound up looking like a cute lesbian couple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sell me your company with five words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Doordash but for cocaine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That would be petrifying⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Copilot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll Tide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just how high off the ground is that ‘6’ button?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests their IQ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An online IQ test is probably just as meaningful as a sorting hat quiz, or whatever the 2020s equivalent is.

  Which is to say, it’s useful as a bullshitting session conversation starter with friends so long as all are aware any results should be taken with a massive grain of salt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests their IQ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never actually taken a formal IQ test, and I’d have trouble justifying the time and effort.

  I know exactly one person who took a formal IQ test, and it was because their parents pushed them into it in middle school.

  If I won $50M in the powerball and never had to work again, maaaybe I could justify doing one just for shits and giggles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going for glory⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen a similar cartoon with a cat paw coming through the glory hole and bopping the dude in the face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Van Gogh was a very sunaliveed painter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USMNT will look back at 2026 World Cup as a missed opportunity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  USMNT might have had some sympathy, until 47 interceded regarding what happened to Balogun. Some of his predecessors could’ve made the call & handled the situation with grace & tact, and others wouldn’t have bothered trying.

  In a vacuum, was the red card a bad call by the ref? Arguably so. But 47 generally isn’t the person you want making an appeal on your behalf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Copilot, the logo for Analyst looks like anal beads.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t insult anal beads by comparing them to copilot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon ruins christmas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  empathy is a higher order law.

  Anon forgot that having an asshole doesn’t mean you should regularly act like one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name this hairstyle.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Richard Head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit when they eliminated the ability to turn off "recommendations" in your fucking feed recently⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Old reddit or no reddit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What belongs to who when it comes to wealthy families?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spitballing here but I suspect a lot of things are owned by a family trust instead of specific people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are worse tattoos, can I think of one? No...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. I’m not the type to get tattoos but if I was I could do a whooooole lot worse than visiting the tattoo artist who did this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are worse tattoos, can I think of one? No...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a good example of horrible taste but pretty good execution

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't people complain about Gary Stus?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think Mary Sue or Gary Stu characters are intrinsically bad. Provided that the work is honest about it.

  I prefer characters who have realistic strengths and weaknesses, and who face credible tests in the plot, which they aren’t guaranteed to pass. I like characters who fail from time to time.

  I do sometimes want some escapism and such, so I’m glad Mary Sue and Gary Stu types still exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't want to be fixed⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget ditching the coveralls for some clothes from Old Navy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share this with 5 people or it gets ya⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw shit, last pic I took was of a payphone