superduperpirate

@superduperpirate@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seut⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s supposed to be bird food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skoolie from Temu.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if this is the base structure of a parade float.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's December, what are your favorite Christmas movies?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad Santa

  Office Christmas Party

  The Night Before

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Getting nicked” as in getting pickpocketed, swindled, or otherwise taken advantage of?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average Swedish dining room⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  12 million SEK =

  • 1.12m USD
  • 1.06m EUR
  • 859k GBP
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just do what you think is right to do ...but seriously, pls vote.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about races where all candidates are hirsute?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon attends school online⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d always heard if you’re presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of “I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one.” But I’m not sure how relevant that is for OP’s situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey nerd⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey nerd⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any idea what the original caption was?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THICC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nandor the Relentless agrees with you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets a new phone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to want one of these IR blaster things to kill tvs in waiting rooms, but then earbuds got better and cheaper and more generally useful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Suffering⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like a table read for a Game of Thrones episode. I’m curious about which one it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y do?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to hit the gym⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For comparison, Peter Dinklage is 135cm, Joe C (hype man for Kid Rock) was 114cm, and Verne Troyer was 81cm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to flirt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could an American please prove me wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No oil? No tacos? No point…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a sketchy teacher⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like I’d pass out from the pain if I tried anything like this.

  …

  I had weird friends in college, which was appropriate since I was (and still am) pretty weird myself. One such friend, who was heavily into body piercing & body modification (talked regularly about wanting to split his tongue) took it upon himself to warp my fragile little mind by showing me unsolicited pictures of sounding. When I recoiled in horror and shut my eyes, he then proceeded to tell me of cock & ball torture enthusiasts who supposedly stick a sounding rod in their urethra and then hit their dicks with a hammer. He was a little too excited when describing this to me, which makes me wonder if he ever tried it himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if stupid is the word I’d use, but we tend not to pick up on subtlety very well.

  Paraphrasing from memory a comment I saw in a similar thread on a different site:

  • What’s subtle to you is entirely invisible to him
  • What’s obvious to you is still mostly invisible to him
  • What’s embarrassingly obvious to you is just starting to become subtle and therefore potentially noticeable to him

  We don’t have nearly as much practice on picking up subtlety, and many of us are well aware of the potential blowback of perceiving interest and acting on it (“ew gross i’m just being nice you creep”).

  We aren’t mind readers. Frankly, if I was a mindreader, I wouldn’t be hanging out on Lemmy. I’d be hanging out in the casino at the poker tables.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sets a trap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shart, not fart⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Out of tacos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just why??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are two things in this world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s culture, and the Dutch.

  • Nigel Powers
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old school shitposting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walla in middle school:

  Those who write on shithouse walls

  Roll their turds into little balls

  Those who read these words of wit

  Eat those little balls of shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Preferences.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Erm, would someone mind explaining the joke for those of us who don’t read music?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a plot hole⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who has read an absurd amount of fanfiction, I’m willing to bet that this (adults holding the idiot ball) was done on purpose because if the adults aren’t morons then there’s no plot tension for our protagonists to resolve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microbats⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Was not expecting the middle school nostalgia feels from 4 non blondes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

  “Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can fossil evidence suggest Homo naledi behaviour similar to our 23 year old son who won't move out?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice. I also noticed Cranberry-Lemon U instead of the real-life Carnegie-Mellon U in the PGH.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just hope Randy Marsh doesn’t go fuck a pangolin again