superduperpirate
@superduperpirate@lemmy.world
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 3 days ago:
Clarence Carter - Strokin’
- Comment on Predicting the next five Super Bowl champions 4 days ago:
Yep. So long as Jerruh is in charge and cares more about making money than in talent acquisition & development, I think they have about a snowball’s chance in hell.
Which is still better odds than the Browns have, but if anything that’s damning with faint praise.
- Comment on Predicting the next five Super Bowl champions 4 days ago:
Not the Cowboys, I can guarantee that now.
- Comment on mully & sculder 1 week ago:
I saw a picture of justin bieber and taylor swift where someone did a face swap between them, and they wound up looking like a cute lesbian couple.
- Comment on sell me your company with five words 1 week ago:
Doordash but for cocaine
- Comment on That would be petrifying 3 weeks ago:
Copilot
- Comment on Roll Tide 4 weeks ago:
Just how high off the ground is that ‘6’ button?
- Comment on Anon tests their IQ 2 months ago:
An online IQ test is probably just as meaningful as a sorting hat quiz, or whatever the 2020s equivalent is.
Which is to say, it’s useful as a bullshitting session conversation starter with friends so long as all are aware any results should be taken with a massive grain of salt.
- Comment on Anon tests their IQ 2 months ago:
I’ve never actually taken a formal IQ test, and I’d have trouble justifying the time and effort.
I know exactly one person who took a formal IQ test, and it was because their parents pushed them into it in middle school.
If I won $50M in the powerball and never had to work again, maaaybe I could justify doing one just for shits and giggles.
- Comment on Going for glory 2 months ago:
I’ve seen a similar cartoon with a cat paw coming through the glory hole and bopping the dude in the face
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Van Gogh was a very sunaliveed painter.
- Comment on USMNT will look back at 2026 World Cup as a missed opportunity 2 months ago:
USMNT might have had some sympathy, until 47 interceded regarding what happened to Balogun. Some of his predecessors could’ve made the call & handled the situation with grace & tact, and others wouldn’t have bothered trying.
In a vacuum, was the red card a bad call by the ref? Arguably so. But 47 generally isn’t the person you want making an appeal on your behalf.
- Comment on On Copilot, the logo for Analyst looks like anal beads. 2 months ago:
I wouldn’t insult anal beads by comparing them to copilot.
- Comment on Anon ruins christmas 2 months ago:
empathy is a higher order law.
Anon forgot that having an asshole doesn’t mean you should regularly act like one.
- Comment on Rough date 3 months ago:
I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.
- Comment on Rough date 3 months ago:
A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.
- Comment on Name this hairstyle. 3 months ago:
Richard Head
- Comment on Reddit when they eliminated the ability to turn off "recommendations" in your fucking feed recently 3 months ago:
Old reddit or no reddit
- Comment on What belongs to who when it comes to wealthy families? 4 months ago:
Spitballing here but I suspect a lot of things are owned by a family trust instead of specific people.
- Comment on There are worse tattoos, can I think of one? No... 4 months ago:
Yep. I’m not the type to get tattoos but if I was I could do a whooooole lot worse than visiting the tattoo artist who did this one.
- Comment on There are worse tattoos, can I think of one? No... 4 months ago:
This is a good example of horrible taste but pretty good execution
- Comment on Why don't people complain about Gary Stus? 4 months ago:
I don’t think Mary Sue or Gary Stu characters are intrinsically bad. Provided that the work is honest about it.
I prefer characters who have realistic strengths and weaknesses, and who face credible tests in the plot, which they aren’t guaranteed to pass. I like characters who fail from time to time.
I do sometimes want some escapism and such, so I’m glad Mary Sue and Gary Stu types still exist.
- Comment on Anon doesn't want to be fixed 6 months ago:
Don’t forget ditching the coveralls for some clothes from Old Navy
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 6 months ago:
Aw shit, last pic I took was of a payphone
- Comment on Doompity doo 7 months ago:
If Microsoft wants people to use its AI product, they’d be better off making it useful instead of making it more invasive and annoying than pop up and interstitial pause screen ads.
Less money on marketing and VPs, more money on quality developers.
- Comment on Follow the rules! 7 months ago:
As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 8 months ago:
Still not the most disturbing fanfiction premise i’ve ever seen.
- Comment on Is social media a stupid-people aggregator? 1 year ago:
None of us is as stupid as all of us.
- Comment on Longest comment chain! 1 year ago:
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
- Comment on What do we say in tough situations? 1 year ago:
“And there is only thing we say to Death.
Not todayWhy are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”