superduperpirate
@superduperpirate@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon attends school online 1 day ago:
I’d always heard if you’re presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of “I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one.” But I’m not sure how relevant that is for OP’s situation.
- Comment on Hey nerd 4 days ago:
Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.
- Comment on Hey nerd 4 days ago:
Any idea what the original caption was?
- Comment on THICC 5 days ago:
Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.
- Comment on Infinity 1 week ago:
Nandor the Relentless agrees with you
- Comment on Anon gets a new phone 1 week ago:
I used to want one of these IR blaster things to kill tvs in waiting rooms, but then earbuds got better and cheaper and more generally useful.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
- Comment on True Suffering 2 weeks ago:
This looks like a table read for a Game of Thrones episode. I’m curious about which one it is.
- Comment on Y do? 3 weeks ago:
They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?
- Comment on Time to hit the gym 3 weeks ago:
For comparison, Peter Dinklage is 135cm, Joe C (hype man for Kid Rock) was 114cm, and Verne Troyer was 81cm.
- Comment on Anon tries to flirt 3 weeks ago:
Any idea what show or movie this screenshot is from? Pretty sure that’s Carrie Coon but I don’t recognize the context.
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 3 weeks ago:
No oil? No tacos? No point…
- Comment on Anon has a sketchy teacher 5 weeks ago:
Sounds like I’d pass out from the pain if I tried anything like this.
…
I had weird friends in college, which was appropriate since I was (and still am) pretty weird myself. One such friend, who was heavily into body piercing & body modification (talked regularly about wanting to split his tongue) took it upon himself to warp my fragile little mind by showing me unsolicited pictures of sounding. When I recoiled in horror and shut my eyes, he then proceeded to tell me of cock & ball torture enthusiasts who supposedly stick a sounding rod in their urethra and then hit their dicks with a hammer. He was a little too excited when describing this to me, which makes me wonder if he ever tried it himself.
- Comment on Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong 1 month ago:
Not sure if stupid is the word I’d use, but we tend not to pick up on subtlety very well.
Paraphrasing from memory a comment I saw in a similar thread on a different site:
- What’s subtle to you is entirely invisible to him
- What’s obvious to you is still mostly invisible to him
- What’s embarrassingly obvious to you is just starting to become subtle and therefore potentially noticeable to him
We don’t have nearly as much practice on picking up subtlety, and many of us are well aware of the potential blowback of perceiving interest and acting on it (“ew gross i’m just being nice you creep”).
We aren’t mind readers. Frankly, if I was a mindreader, I wouldn’t be hanging out on Lemmy. I’d be hanging out in the casino at the poker tables.
- Comment on Anon sets a trap 1 month ago:
Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.
- Comment on Shart, not fart 1 month ago:
Out of tacos
- Comment on Just why?? 1 month ago:
There are two things in this world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s culture, and the Dutch.
- Nigel Powers
- Comment on Old school shitposting 1 month ago:
I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walla in middle school:
Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their turds into little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit
- Comment on Preferences. 1 month ago:
Erm, would someone mind explaining the joke for those of us who don’t read music?
- Comment on Anon finds a plot hole 1 month ago:
As someone who has read an absurd amount of fanfiction, I’m willing to bet that this (adults holding the idiot ball) was done on purpose because if the adults aren’t morons then there’s no plot tension for our protagonists to resolve.
- Comment on Microbats 2 months ago:
Was not expecting the middle school nostalgia feels from 4 non blondes
- Comment on Apple 2 months ago:
“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”
“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”
- Comment on Can fossil evidence suggest Homo naledi behaviour similar to our 23 year old son who won't move out? 2 months ago:
Nice. I also noticed Cranberry-Lemon U instead of the real-life Carnegie-Mellon U in the PGH.
- Comment on Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that. 2 months ago:
Let’s just hope Randy Marsh doesn’t go fuck a pangolin again
- Comment on What's the rule for which 'national identity adjective' suffix to use? 3 months ago:
What the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude! I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you do not. Also, Dude, “Chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Asian-American” please.
- Walter Sobchak
- Comment on Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is crumbling 3 months ago:
That’s good advice even for people not in entertainment
- Comment on Is lemmy now what reddit used to be 10+ years ago? 3 months ago:
I never had a Fark account but I remember following them religiously. I remember something about them crowdfunding an arena name for a day about an unsolicited finger in the ass.
- Comment on Fighting fire with fire 3 months ago:
Apparently he likes them young. Younger than Leo Dicaprio does but older than what Jared from Subway prefers.
- Comment on He's not going to go easy on you either 3 months ago:
In my jurisdiction the only ones formally exempted from jury duty are those who are employed in the courtrooms: judges, bailiffs, and court reporters.
There are several other occupations that, while not formally exempt, are almost guaranteed to result in you not being picked: law enforcement, child protective services, district attorney office, criminal defense attorney.
- Comment on Lakers Rumors: HC Darvin Ham Expected to Be Fired 'Likely by the End of the Week' 4 months ago:
Feels like watching the Yankees, Bama football, or Duke basketball struggle, doesn’t it?
For me at least, I don’t hate the teams so much as I hate the fanbases and all the fawning press coverage.
Mind you, it’s a sports hate not actual hate. I don’t want them injured, I just want them losing in hilariously offbeat and creative ways.