superduperpirate
@superduperpirate@lemmy.world
- Comment on Doompity doo 3 days ago:
If Microsoft wants people to use its AI product, they’d be better off making it useful instead of making it more invasive and annoying than pop up and interstitial pause screen ads.
Less money on marketing and VPs, more money on quality developers.
- Comment on Follow the rules! 1 week ago:
As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 3 weeks ago:
Still not the most disturbing fanfiction premise i’ve ever seen.
- Comment on Is social media a stupid-people aggregator? 5 months ago:
None of us is as stupid as all of us.
- Comment on Longest comment chain! 5 months ago:
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
- Comment on What do we say in tough situations? 5 months ago:
“And there is only thing we say to Death.
Not todayWhy are you coming after me instead of Curtis?” - Comment on What a shocker! 6 months ago:
Or tell the the way to reset bugs in the game is Alt+F4
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 6 months ago:
Steven Segal
- Comment on There is no greater loss than that which is inflicted in the name of war. 7 months ago:
Is this supposed to be another ‘loss’ cartoon? Damn, fell for it again.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 7 months ago:
Reminds me of the plot line in early seasons of Mad Men where Betty would go to a shrink, then later that night Don would call the doc to see what all Betty said.
- Comment on What is your age range for dating? 🤔 😮 7 months ago:
The largest age gap I’ve been involved with was about 4 years. I was 31, she was 35, and we lasted about three months. Current partner and I are about 1.5 years apart.
If I were single and interested in dating, I think the lowest age I’d be willing to go is half my age plus 7. Someone at the absolute lowest end of that range would need to check a lot of other boxes for me to be willing. Most I’d be willing to go over my age is about 10 years.
But frankly, if I were single, I’d probably just stop the online dating thing and live my best life on my own, and if I met someone who was interested cool, and if not it ain’t the end of the world.
- Comment on Time sure flies. I remember pausing my N64 to watch the news coverage. 8 months ago:
I’m guessing entertainers have the same problem pro athletes do: they’re very good at their trade but tend not to have great money management skills.
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 8 months ago:
OSU? I’m assuming it’s Oregon State. Oklahoma State is too flat for that, and Ohio State is too urbanized for that.
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 8 months ago:
Firetruckin
- Comment on [deleted] 10 months ago:
My employer has a subscription to LinkedIn Learning, otherwise I would’ve disabled my account.
- Comment on What is your favorite movie? 10 months ago:
The Big Lebowski
- Comment on I used to really like that one 10 months ago:
After looking it up:
- Russell Brand got charged today in London
- Diddy (forgot he was even in this) got September 2024 in New York
- Comment on Anon calls in for financial advice 10 months ago:
Financial advisor Dave Ramsey Snow
His advice on living within your means usually includes gratuitous torture porn. Yet he always forgets plot armor won’t protect you from financial mistakes.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 10 months ago:
If he kept his boot bands on then he’s still straight
- Comment on Anon's coworker is a femcel 11 months ago:
it’s a run-of-the-mill stinky person, plain and simple…
Bingo. Some people are just stinky jerks who care nothing for cleanliness or hygiene.
- Comment on Anon envies the boomers 11 months ago:
4 out of 5 doctors prefer Lucky Strike cigarettes
- Comment on When your mom thinks you're gay because you're 14 and haven't been in a relationship [Day 80] 11 months ago:
There was a related movie called The Disaster Artist about The Room, made by one of the Francos. I’ve seen that, but not The Room. Still strikes me as pretty fucking weird though.
- Comment on Anon discovers real life 11 months ago:
Fuck Colin Robinson.
Hang out with Guillermo instead.
- Comment on Its so joever 11 months ago:
Sounds like a line from a deleted scene from In Bruges
- Comment on Americans are weird. 1 year ago:
Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.
- Comment on What is a metaphor you like in your language? 1 year ago:
Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”
Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”
Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”
When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”
When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”
- Comment on My dream job and no college degree required 1 year ago:
Lol, that’s an old HEB name tag. Stores used to have names, titles, & photos of store leadership by the customer service desk.
- Comment on David Bowie has been dead for almost a decade. 1 year ago:
I loved the picture of him and Tilda Swinton doing drag impersonations of each other
- Comment on Not even once! 1 year ago:
Doesn’t really bother me. I’m not the sort that likes to post, but I will comment periodically. All this does is give me more stuff to look at.
- Comment on Anon signs up for a 5k 1 year ago:
That’s a fair assumption to make. So our totally real OPs wife now has to make 80 fucks at minimum instead of 64