j5y7

@j5y7@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This one made me smile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon ruins christmas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be one of the people outside the track afraid to look because you can’t bear the thought of not having your very own wish-granting centaur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not me. I remembered an umbrella!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon ruins christmas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The people standing in the park trying to tease out which horse is fastest from previous observations has the advantage over anyone just going with their feelings.

  They especially have the advantage over the people standing outside who are pretending there are magical centaurs in the park that grant wishes if you’re not gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon ruins christmas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do rocket propelled pigs without wings count as flying?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We owe a lot to Ohio⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t need a brush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We owe a lot to Ohio⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Ohio? That’s why it’s not called a “teethbrush”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then let’s fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes back to Windows 10⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Full of fish?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And extra weight I imagine, making it more expensive to launch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a terrible metric if it’s used as it was initially intended. IQ was supposed to be a benchmark to show where you’re at, like weighing yourself on a scale. Then you’re supposed to take measures to improve it. It was never meant to be a defining attribute or a contest. Bragging about having a higher IQ than someone makes as much sense as bragging about how much skinnier you are than someone else. Bragging about having a 135 IQ makes as much sense as bragging about weighing 135 lbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨holy moley⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss the days of a much slower, unreliable and sparsely populated internet. That’s when it was its best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do first time movie writers ensure someone along the way won't get ripped off? Like say Jay in the mail room sees your scripts and develops it himself, what recourse is there against mail clerk?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your ideas aren’t original anyway. For every script that makes it to production, there’s another 1000 in the rejection pile that have the same basic story and probably a lot of similar dialog and jokes.

  How does a first time chef ensure someone along the way doesn’t rip off their cheeseburger recipe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has society or scientists ever solved definitively the Chicken and the Egg theory? Or is it just like a whose on first thing?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The super-dimensional beings that wrote the chicken script came first.