mnemonicmonkeys

@mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays DnD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Maltitol.

  Also you can still get that sweetener on its own. Just imagine making a bunch of jello shots with it and taking it to a frat party

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was a cub scout⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aome men, mostly boys. Which honestly just makes it worse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's class fails expectations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  and they made it boom.

  By taking on unrepayable levels of debt and stealing from Jewish citizens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s time to play “Is this Fascism or Bad Sarcasm”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony Implements New Customer Harassment Policy Following Backlash Toward Its Plans to Stop Making Physical Game Discs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget how they installed rootkits onto all their customers’ computers back in the 00’s via albums

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luanti (aka Minetest) removed from Google Play due to baseless AI copyright notice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They should at least have sideloading as an option

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is strong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick! Distract them with a bottle of ranch dressing to make an escape!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is strong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf, if she’s really mirroring OP’s attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that’s on her

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits IHOP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t get to tell people how to spend their time and money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, yes I am⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh, onions actually can’t make me cry. I’ve tried, and it can actually be a curse. 1 onion isn’t a problem, but cutting 3 entire bags in 1 go is just pain when your eyes aren’t diluting the acid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the future both the right and left want⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  that won’t get taken down by the masses immediately

  But are the masses patrons or protestors?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes cooking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes cooking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon never said they’re a woman.

  Also, don’t forget the rule: there’s no women on the internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anon discovers the magic of pizza (and yaoi)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon had a really long dildo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨someone call 911⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really. Steven Seagal has never been in actually good shape or skilled at a real martial art. All of his fights are completely staged.

  If you were to insult him, he’d be less dangerous than the average overweight middle-aged dad drunk from beers at a football gam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon follows the rules⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Drinking, in particular, is a proven way to relieve anxiety around strangers. So, when you’re at a party with people you don’t know

  Except we’re not talking about meeting strangers, we’re talking about spending time with friends.

  And while it can be fun to drink with friends, not being able to enjoy being around them while sober points to a lot of different problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saber CEO scorns writer who says she was fired in favor of AI with confusing, combative statement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the list. They’re going on my black list as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess The Game (#011)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit, I used to have this game in a 4-pack with Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 back when I was a teenager. Was the name Robot Arena? I don’t have the disk anymore to check

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon follows the rules⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do people seem unable to comprehend just enjoying being around friends?

  And no, this isn’t a dig on introverts. It’s a dig on the older generations that seem to hate their spouses and can’t be around other people while sober

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Anon the asshole?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason this reminds me of Pamela Anderson’s tits. I recall her having a botched breast enhancement surgery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon orders food⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  person makes 3rd person statement,

  “You” is not a 3rd-person statement. It is, by definition, 2nd-person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon orders food⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reeks of “millenials and their avocado toast” energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do the same. Basic plumbing and repairs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is usually not the story we tell people when they ask how we met.

  Honestly, it’s a way better story than telling people you met on a dating app. And the ones that would be weirded out by the story are probably not people you’d want to spend a lot of time around

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also all the different “X People Meet” apps, but no Linux People Meet? 😭 /s

  Tbh, isn’t that just Alovoa? I had never heard of it until I saw it on FDroid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't escape⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At the gay brothel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Context for those out of the loop, Geoff Thew runs an anime review channel on YouTube called “Mother’s Basement”.

  And in case anyone asks, right before I stopped watching him ~2 years ago he had moved out of his mother’s basement to live with his girlfriend. No idea if that’s still the case

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fallout 5 officially in pre-production, being built on Elder Scrolls VI engine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly their game engine is showing its age and needs some redesign.

  Go play Starfield. The story may be bland, but they’ve crammed tons of updated tech in it, and it lived up to the claims of being the least buggy Besthesda release ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fallout 5 officially in pre-production, being built on Elder Scrolls VI engine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? That’s your only response? That’s pathetic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda roadmap: more Fallout is coming, Starfield support continues, but Elder Scrolls VI is the main priority⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Obsidian Fallout game that was just announced probably isn’t going to release for at least 3 years, thb