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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Killing tapeworms is covered under the stand your ground law

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    • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      only if killed with a firearm, the second amendment doesn’t protect anti-tapeworm drugs…

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I thought it was our constitutional duty to consume a tube of ivermectin every day

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But abortion isn’t? Lol

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This ad has been brought to you by Secretary of Health and Human Services brain worm.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      he has one too many pig tapeworms and toxoplasma in his brain.

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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait until the pro-lifers discover the antibiotics they pop when they’re sick kill organisms inside of them… Life is sacred when it’s not their bodies.

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    • foo@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Billions of them. Each tablet is a genocide. Ban antibiotics now!

      (But, actually don’t.)

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      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Def restrict them, feeding them by the fuckton to cattle because you’re too lazy to figure out a way to keep that many of them in sanitary conditions is how you get civilization-ending superbugs.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Are they anti vax but pro antibiotic?

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    • IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      a bacterium is not equivalent to a human being

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      • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A non-viable fetus is not equivalent to a baby.

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      • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I am curious, how do you feel about IVF? Should infertile people get to do it? It destroys embryos in the process. And it’s “playing god.”

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      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fuck off

        Pushing your stupid superstition ain’t changing anyone’s minds

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ya know? Gotta say…when I watched the pro-life vs pro-choice clash thats been taking place the past 10 years, I didn’t see this coming. I’m usually pretty good about seeing things coming, but I had no clue that the end game of abortion bans was just a ploy to save tapeworms inside peoples bodies.

    Didn’t see that one coming.

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  • nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Life begins at infection.

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.

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  • deddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The worst Chris.Image

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    • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Actor best known for playing laughably dumb characters, turns out to actually be laughably dumb.

      Playing to his strengths, I suppose?

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        as soon as the news came out about him attending a far right church of his brothers, and him whining about not getting “lead roles” broke his mind.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s no longer acting if they’re just being themself.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tapeworms are full of human DNA as well (your blood)

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  • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Killing tapeworms is murder, but they’re parasites rather than humans so we don’t care.

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    • nieminen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To be 100% accurate, the human fetus is also a parasite.

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      • Maroon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sorry, but inaccurate. It may be described as a commensal relation at minimum.

        The foetus propagates the parents genes and contributes towards the perpetuation of the species which from a biological perspective which is good. In a parasitic relation, the host only loses and the parasite only gains. In motherhood, the body is actually going out of its way to actually accommodate the baby and in return the baby does confer some positives from modulating the immune system to make the mother less susceptible to allergens to downright increasing infection fighting capabilities (see foetal microchimerism).

        I feel this need to add this: I know this is a meme, and that I’m very pro choice.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ThAt is a DOLPHIN FETUS

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh gods I masturbated yo a dolphin fetus? I’m going to dolphin hell!

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How are you not on the fucking Tesseract ban list with those kinds of comments?

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  • dudeface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you think comparing a parasite to a fetus is equivalent and a good way to convince pro life people?

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    • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People who have not arrived at a position by logic or reason can never be dissuaded by logic or reason. This is humor, because trying to debate or convince an anti-abortion terrorist that are not only wrong but evil would be pointless.

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      • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        they are evil, but they are not illogical. there seem to be a confusion between logic, which is objective, and morality, which is not.

        and i think the mentality of “they are evil, therefore they are not logical, therefore there is no point trying to talk to them” is very unconstructive. because it rules out the possibility of change. if you think they cannot be changed, what else can you do? wait for them to all die, then we’d all be living in paradise? or throw 40% of US citizens in prison?

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    • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it logically equivalent? I mean they both drain their host, they both require a host to survive, and usually one dies when removed from the host.

      Are conservative Christians going to care? Of course not because NO ARGUMENT WILL EVER BE ENOUGH for them. They believe a sky fairy will save them from eternal suffering that the same sky fairy sends them to for not believing hard enough that sky fairy exists. Logic isn’t important to them.

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      • X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        (obama_notbad.face) That sums it up quite nicely.

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      • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The thing that never ceases to baffle me with religious people is when they’re faced with terrible hardship, catastrophic life events, disability or unending suffering, and they thank the Lord for sending them a just test of their faith.

        Well, I have a disability, and if there’s a magical sky fairy out there responsible for it, you can go fuck yourself, you mean piece of shit.

        But there isn’t so I’m not bitter 🙂

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you know what a shitpost is?

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    • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      An organism living in, on, or with another organism in order to obtain nutrients, grow, or multiply often in a state that directly or indirectly harms the host. The ends to the mean is worth the sacrifice to most mothers and often intentionally planned for or accepted, but yes, a fetus qualifies.

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    • X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you know what community you’re in?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Do you know how high I am, occifer?

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    • sness@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A fetus is a parasite…

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And more importantly, who fucking cares?

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    • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I get where you’re coming from. It’s kind of annoying when other pro-choice people smugly treat pregnancy and sometimes even children as inherently undesirable all the time. But like other people have already pointed out, the purpose of the post was never to convince anyone, it’s just being funny.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s self-defense.

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wanking into a hankie and flushing it down the toilet is mass murder.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey dudes, I’m running a church for murderers

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  • FukOui@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes I swear the Feds are aliens in disguise. I mean just look at RFK jr

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t give them ideas.

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  • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ITT - people perfectly fine with being disingenuous.

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  • qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tapeworm is an animal not a human.

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Humans are animals

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      • qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Didn’t say we aren’t.

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    • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All life is sacred!

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve seen Mr Meaty I know that tape worms are people too.

      I have written out this comment and I am now just processing what the fuck my brain has summoned from the depths of my psychological hell.

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    • lepthesr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess homo sapiens are aliens, not far off

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      • qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I didn’t say humans aren’t animals, I said tapeworms aren’t humans. They are animals. They are not humans.

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    • ThatIcyElf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Peta would then argue for it lol

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your momma is an animal in the sack not a human.

      Wait that one actually kinda worked. She’s a classy lady.

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  • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Killing mosquitoes is a murder too. And I’m all for mosquitocaust

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  • otterpop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know this is just a shitpost but if you consider religious opponents to abortion believe that humans are made in the image of God and have infinite value compared to other things like tapeworms, you’ll understand their position.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      that humans are made in the image of God

      My tiresd brain: wait, so is this the real original sin? Since you shouldn’t create images of god…

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      • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think the iconoclast issue is long over for all the christianity cults. It’s only the muslims that still have those proscriptions, unless there is another minor religion somewhere that addresses the image thing.

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In some parts of the northeast it’s moida

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  • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, that’s so Jerry.

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  • nil@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    vice versa?

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