FistingEnthusiast
@FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why DDG is the superior serch engine 1 day ago:
The US uses stupid measurements and makes up any excuse to keep using them
- Comment on I'm tired 1 day ago:
It’s always the same
The fact that plenty of them, most famously that poster-boy for 'Murican shit Henry Ford was a huge fan of Hitler and his bullshit gets glossed over
They sat out the war until they were pushed
And it will happen again and again, even when the problem is in their own house
- Comment on Heat pumps and insulation would cut UK living costs more than new oilfields, study suggests 4 days ago:
I’m sure it’s the fault of the Romanian and Slovakian cleaners, or the family who run the takeaway place I pop into late at night when I’m stumbling home from the Witherspoon’s
- Comment on Just coincidence 1 week ago:
Yeah, you did
You’re either disingenuous, or dumb
- Comment on 103°F in Los Angeles all week 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I go out and see the natural wonders when I’m there as much as I can
- Comment on You never know! 2 weeks ago:
My motto is “Semper Paratis”
I can get by with minimal stuff, but I never travel without my Swiss Army knife
From repairing someone’s radiator while camping in New Zealand to fixing a broken suitcase in Japan, it has proved invaluable many times
- Comment on 103°F in Los Angeles all week 2 weeks ago:
I don’t hate 'Muricans (with about a 60% notable exception for those who voted orange, or sat idly by)
But I HATE 'Murica
It has always been a shitty, cruel, vulgar place
- Comment on Moralizing scarcity 2 weeks ago:
There are some amazing restaurants in Australia
I’ve had meals here in unassuming places that shit all over wanky Michelin starred spots in New York
You seem ignorant, and yet, somehow proud of it
- Comment on Charlie Kirk strikes (is stricken) once again. 3 weeks ago:
'Muricans think action movies are documentaries
And they want to kill people, they’re just itching for an excuse
- Comment on Hope I'm doing this right... 3 weeks ago:
It’s nice to see a genuine shitpost
I hope this sparks a trend
- Comment on .🤨. 4 weeks ago:
I’m still annoyed that it has never been printed in two-ply
- Comment on Winter is coming 4 weeks ago:
There’s a good reason why the world sneers at 'Murica
It’s not that I think you don’t understand, but when the closest thing you have to humour as a nation is obnoxious trolling, it kinda makes the rest of the world hate you all the more
And you keep giving us reasons
- Comment on ‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job 4 weeks ago:
At fifty?
How the fuck are people going to retire at fifty?
I’m in a fairly good position, but I would have no chance of any sort of life if I had to live for thirty years without working
Are you trolling, or are you stupid?
- Comment on Where!? 4 weeks ago:
I love Willem Dafoe’s absolutely mental posing
- Comment on Never Kirket, Never Forgrift 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, because he tells them that they are righteous in their hatred of everything they fear
They’ll forgive him anything, so long as they can hate freely and feel good about it
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 5 weeks ago:
I have to spend a lot of time in 'Murica, unfortunately
It’s amazing how stupidity isn’t just accepted, it’s celebrated
I know so many extremely intelligent yanks, but the average punter on the street is as thick as pigshit
The worst thing is that this isn’t their fault
It began in the eighties, and has been done deliberately
- Comment on Employers ditching health coverage 5 weeks ago:
Slavery never went away in 'Murica
It was just rebranded
- Comment on Happy Kirkiversary 1 month ago:
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 1 month ago:
You can find my redgifs account on my profile easily enough
I don’t ever want someone to be exposed to something they might not want to see, so I don’t tend to put a link
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 1 month ago:
I’m torn…
But I hope that conservatives will be upset, and on that I will rest happily
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 1 month ago:
I create a lot of art
My porn channel recently hit two million happy little perverts, and I have something in the vicinity of forty million views of my work
But this is still one of my favourite pieces
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 1 month ago:
I made it myself!
I could not believe that I was the first
Please use it to piss off conservatives
You have not only my blessing, but an enthusiastic endorsement
- Comment on Squee! 1 month ago:
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Real Capitalism Hasn't Been Attempted (tm) 1 month ago:
I hope he dies soon, and I hope it hurts the entire time
- Comment on Billions lost to Brexit could make NHS waiting lists disappear, top economist says 1 month ago:
How about a retroactive abortion for Boris, and anyone who voted for brexit?
- Comment on ‘I wasn’t even listening,’ Farage says of donations scandal meeting 1 month ago:
“It was only the tip, and I didn’t cum”
- Comment on The American Dream, minus 60% 1 month ago:
Hey, 'Murica?
How does all this “winning” feel?
Yours contemptuously,
The civilised world
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 month ago:
You’re FINALLY here!
