FistingEnthusiast
@FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Conservative values 3 hours ago:
And where do you think that’s happening in the LGBTQI community exactly?
- Comment on Conservative values 3 hours ago:
That’s a swing and a miss there, slugger
- Comment on Conservative values 3 hours ago:
And they love the idea of watching two women fucking
- Comment on buttery males 2 days ago:
Yep,
I used to think that with better information, stupid people would be able to make better choices
Now, I just want to sterilise them, and I know how bad that sounds…
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 3 days ago:
Because (particularly in the US) people have the attitude of “I know that it’s going to be shit for other people, but it makes me feel a little better about things, so I’m going to do it anyway”
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
I like my prince Albert…
- Comment on Sex Education 5 days ago:
I respectfully disagree
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Whatever you do, completely ignore what guys say (with the notable exception of men like myself)
If you want to know what women like, ask women
And actually listen to them
None of the “yeah, but” bullshit
There is no “but”
Just listen to women.
- Comment on Fit girls role call 5 days ago:
It’s surprising what you can fit in a urethra with lube, patience and determination
Note: if it hurts, don’t do it. Discomfort is one thing, but pain is something else altogether
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
!Image!<
Obviously NSFW
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
I’m a middle-aged man who doesn’t exercise whatsoever and drinks heavily
I post a variety of stuff, from unhinged performance art to fairly elegant artistic nudes
They’re all well-received
They take effort, but I guarantee that the things that you think make a good photo aren’t what most women are looking for
- BHP has made big climate promises – that’s the easy part. Now it must do the real work of slashing emissions | Adam Mortonwww.theguardian.com ↗Submitted 1 week ago to australianpolitics@aussie.zone | 0 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
This and rescued dogs
No children.
- Comment on I'm at like a 4 1 week ago:
The Ouboros of cunts
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
Oh, fuck off
He’s way better than the many years under Lib incompetence and corruption
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
Prawns, cunt
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
No, a rifle is a rifle
A sidearm is a sidearm, or a pistol
A shotgun is a shotgun
Etc.
If you don’t know what a rifle actually is, then you shouldn’t be using them, because you don’t know how they actually work and how they behave
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
If it helps, I’m a dual citizen, so Australia is great when I choose, and full of idiots when Pauline Hanson, Clive Palmer or someone gets popular
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
Gotta make it clear then
The written word doesn’t translate that kinda humour well
For what it’s worth, I’m not one of the downvoters
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
As an Australian citizen, I decree this not to be racist, and that you would find life far better if you removed the stick
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
The stupid idea that our wildlife is dangerous
We don’t have bear, mountain lions, coyotes, or Texans
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
We call a rifle a rifle here,
Because we actually understand them and we don’t think they make our dicks magically bigger
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
We had a very real effort to officially change the currency to the “dollarydoo”
I hope to see it happen in my lifetime
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 2 weeks ago:
Any fleshlight in a storm
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 2 weeks ago:
How do you think I got this hawg?
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 2 weeks ago:
And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
- Comment on Ever create an account just to leave a negative review? 2 weeks ago:
I create porn
Admittedly, mine is intended to be silly for the most part, but occasionally I make something that I think is genuinely sexy
When people have fun with the unhinged stuff, it’s great. The back-and-forth is genuinely fun
I haven’t had anyone say anything mean about the actual “porn” stuff, but I would feel really sad if something I created to be sexy had someone shit all over it
Especially when it’s done for the love of it, not for money
- Comment on You're either HYDROGEN or HELIUM. Carbon-based lifeforms don't exist, sweatie 2 weeks ago:
An engineer knows that without applications, science is just magic, but we know that what isn’t immediately applicable will someday be wonderful
A bigot is terrified that what they know to be true in this moment will be revealed to be the most basic understanding of a thing, and almost entirely incorrect (but good enough for children to start with)
- Comment on audition 2 weeks ago:
So, Saturday night at my favourite bar then?
