FistingEnthusiast
@FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Rough date 4 days ago:
Drunk drivers hurt other people because of their selfish stupidity
You’re fucking dense
Typical fucking yank. “I’m fine, so fuck everyone else” while being too stupid to know that you’re not fine.
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 4 days ago:
Most single people are single for a reason
Plenty are unlucky (they live somewhere full of backwards hicks, like 'Murica) or some other misfortune, but there are so many people who deserve to die alone and lonely, and they’re blind to the fact that they’re single because they’re just shitty people
- Comment on Rough date 4 days ago:
I think the obvious thing to do is to make up stories on the internet
- Comment on Rough date 4 days ago:
Ok, I’m not related to them so they wouldn’t like me anyway
And I can spell, and hate Trump, so I’d be too “librul”
- Comment on Rough date 4 days ago:
Ahhhh…
The 'Murican attitude that it’s ok to drink and drive…
- Comment on As voter disillusionment grows, why aren't voters flocking to the Greens in Australia? 1 week ago:
Because the average Skippy is still a racist, unintelligent simpleton
There are progressive pockets of the population, but even in the heralded cities, as soon as you get away from the inner suburbs, you’re deep in the territory of the halfwits
I made a move to somewhere considered regional Australia, and the majority of the people around me are simple hicks who constantly reinforce the stereotypes they get upset by
But it’s quiet and peaceful
- Comment on Instead we got a trillion dollar man 1 week ago:
Batman was never a hero
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 1 week ago:
When space is at a premium, it’s a great idea
- Comment on Fellow Bootstraps Buddy 👋 1 week ago:
'Murica
The land of stupidity
- Comment on Woosh! 1 week ago:
To be fair,
It frees you forever from the shitty life you’d have had growing to the ripe old age of 12 before being shot in the classroom
- Comment on DOGE cut 20% of APHIS the agency that protects U.S. agriculture and now the screwworm parasite that wipes out livestock has returned to the U.S 2 weeks ago:
I live in what is considered “regional” Australia
The inbred hicks who think that sharing a name with a coloniser who died a hundred years ago is a flex resent it when they’re shown up as simple, unworldly people
They resent the stereotypes, but they go out of their way to reinforce all of the worst of them
Luckily, they’re not Queenslanders, or Territorians, so it could be worse
I still have say that I live in paradise, but I choose my company
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 2 weeks ago:
Whisky
No “E”
Unless you’re Irish or *shudder" 'Murican…
- Comment on Feather coat! 2 weeks ago:
Baseline obs haven’t changed in a hundred years
- Comment on DOGE cut 20% of APHIS the agency that protects U.S. agriculture and now the screwworm parasite that wipes out livestock has returned to the U.S 2 weeks ago:
We do a fair job at banning some of their people too
I like seeing local losers pay for tickets to the speaking event of some utter cunt who will be refused a visa, and then the pathetic losers whine about losing their money
- Comment on DOGE cut 20% of APHIS the agency that protects U.S. agriculture and now the screwworm parasite that wipes out livestock has returned to the U.S 2 weeks ago:
‘Murica got exactly what’ Murica deserved
There are awful, powerful people in the background pulling the levers of power, but this isn’t new
It has always been fucked. It wasn’t founded on the ideals of freedom or anything noble
It was stolen, then built with slavery, and that slavery was just rebranded as capitalism so white people would buy into it, so long as they still felt superior to everyone else
The cruelty and greed have always been the defining characteristics
- Comment on DOGE cut 20% of APHIS the agency that protects U.S. agriculture and now the screwworm parasite that wipes out livestock has returned to the U.S 2 weeks ago:
‘Murica is a laughing stock, and rural’ Murica somehow managed to be even more stupid
- Comment on Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data 2 weeks ago:
Centuries
The civilised world just wants 'Murica to fuck off, shut up and sit in the corner eating crayons
- Comment on Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data 2 weeks ago:
You should be ashamed to use that name
Bill & Ted understood empathy and that things aren’t black & white
- Comment on Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data 2 weeks ago:
He can’t read anyway
- Comment on Conservative values 2 weeks ago:
And where do you think that’s happening in the LGBTQI community exactly?
- Comment on Conservative values 2 weeks ago:
That’s a swing and a miss there, slugger
- Comment on Conservative values 2 weeks ago:
And they love the idea of watching two women fucking
- Comment on buttery males 3 weeks ago:
Yep,
I used to think that with better information, stupid people would be able to make better choices
Now, I just want to sterilise them, and I know how bad that sounds…
- Comment on Why have we as a society just accepted the increasingly blinding bright lights of cars? 3 weeks ago:
Because (particularly in the US) people have the attitude of “I know that it’s going to be shit for other people, but it makes me feel a little better about things, so I’m going to do it anyway”
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I like my prince Albert…
- Comment on Sex Education 3 weeks ago:
I respectfully disagree
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Whatever you do, completely ignore what guys say (with the notable exception of men like myself)
If you want to know what women like, ask women
And actually listen to them
None of the “yeah, but” bullshit
There is no “but”
Just listen to women.
- Comment on Fit girls role call 3 weeks ago:
It’s surprising what you can fit in a urethra with lube, patience and determination
Note: if it hurts, don’t do it. Discomfort is one thing, but pain is something else altogether
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
!Image!<
Obviously NSFW
