FistingEnthusiast
@FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Charlie Kirk strikes (is stricken) once again. 5 days ago:
'Muricans think action movies are documentaries
And they want to kill people, they’re just itching for an excuse
- Comment on Hope I'm doing this right... 6 days ago:
It’s nice to see a genuine shitpost
I hope this sparks a trend
- Comment on .🤨. 1 week ago:
I’m still annoyed that it has never been printed in two-ply
- Comment on Winter is coming 1 week ago:
There’s a good reason why the world sneers at 'Murica
It’s not that I think you don’t understand, but when the closest thing you have to humour as a nation is obnoxious trolling, it kinda makes the rest of the world hate you all the more
And you keep giving us reasons
- Comment on ‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job 2 weeks ago:
At fifty?
How the fuck are people going to retire at fifty?
I’m in a fairly good position, but I would have no chance of any sort of life if I had to live for thirty years without working
Are you trolling, or are you stupid?
- Comment on Where!? 2 weeks ago:
I love Willem Dafoe’s absolutely mental posing
- Comment on Never Kirket, Never Forgrift 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, because he tells them that they are righteous in their hatred of everything they fear
They’ll forgive him anything, so long as they can hate freely and feel good about it
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 3 weeks ago:
I have to spend a lot of time in 'Murica, unfortunately
It’s amazing how stupidity isn’t just accepted, it’s celebrated
I know so many extremely intelligent yanks, but the average punter on the street is as thick as pigshit
The worst thing is that this isn’t their fault
It began in the eighties, and has been done deliberately
- Comment on Employers ditching health coverage 3 weeks ago:
Slavery never went away in 'Murica
It was just rebranded
- Comment on Happy Kirkiversary 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 3 weeks ago:
You can find my redgifs account on my profile easily enough
I don’t ever want someone to be exposed to something they might not want to see, so I don’t tend to put a link
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 3 weeks ago:
I’m torn…
But I hope that conservatives will be upset, and on that I will rest happily
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 3 weeks ago:
I create a lot of art
My porn channel recently hit two million happy little perverts, and I have something in the vicinity of forty million views of my work
But this is still one of my favourite pieces
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 3 weeks ago:
I made it myself!
I could not believe that I was the first
Please use it to piss off conservatives
You have not only my blessing, but an enthusiastic endorsement
- Comment on Squee! 3 weeks ago:
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Real Capitalism Hasn't Been Attempted (tm) 3 weeks ago:
I hope he dies soon, and I hope it hurts the entire time
- Comment on Billions lost to Brexit could make NHS waiting lists disappear, top economist says 3 weeks ago:
How about a retroactive abortion for Boris, and anyone who voted for brexit?
- Comment on ‘I wasn’t even listening,’ Farage says of donations scandal meeting 3 weeks ago:
“It was only the tip, and I didn’t cum”
- Comment on The American Dream, minus 60% 4 weeks ago:
Hey, 'Murica?
How does all this “winning” feel?
Yours contemptuously,
The civilised world
- Comment on currently busy 😅 4 weeks ago:
You’re FINALLY here!
- Comment on Don't Worry About Retirement, Millennials 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Left Wing Rage # Right Wing Rage 4 weeks ago:
That bitch came after me
Actually, she came several times first, but you get what I mean, you ignorant fuck
- Comment on Left Wing Rage # Right Wing Rage 4 weeks ago:
Fuck off, you disingenuous cunt
The only thing more pathetic than your comment is how often your mother fakes being stung by a jellyfish to get me to piss on her
- Comment on "No precedent in American history!" NYT would have defended child labor. 5 weeks ago:
'Murica ain’t a civilised country
- Comment on I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9 5 weeks ago:
They died, but they died happy
- Comment on Segal’s speech code meets the law: Justice Fagan wrecks Canberra’s Israel exception 5 weeks ago:
It’s disgraceful how much influence the Jewish lobby has on Australian politics
Particularly when all evidence shows that out of groups from the Middle-East, it’s Muslims who face the most discrimination
FUCK Zionism
- Comment on This One's For Us Aussies ;) 5 weeks ago:
Booze shop and tool shop for me
- Comment on The legendary PS2 1 month ago:
I had a Spectrum ZX81 as a boy
