Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Anon makes conversation

⁨385⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c2028812-9ab5-4b3d-bd57-d82357eb52b8.png

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
    “I’m sorry, I can’t eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar…”

    source
    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “I’m sorry, I can’t eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat”

      source
    • huppakee@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or ordered something with one cup.

      source
    • X@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That waterfall put Niagara Falls to shame.

      source
  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Completely fake; no women on the internet.

    Completely gay, as no vagina present

    source
  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s definitely a day to read this.

    source
  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?

    source
    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Good chances he approached her first.

      source
  • protist@retrofed.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “maggot invested”

    source
  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I barf’d

    source
  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe take me to the Indian restaurant instead of him. I’d love to see the maggot infested gums video.

    source
  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    His loss.

    source