I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
“I’m sorry, I can’t eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar…”
Anon makes conversation
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Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
“I’m sorry, I can’t eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat”
huppakee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or ordered something with one cup.
X@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
That waterfall put Niagara Falls to shame.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Good chances he approached her first.
protist@retrofed.com 3 weeks ago
“maggot invested”
daggermoon@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe take me to the Indian restaurant instead of him. I’d love to see the maggot infested gums video.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
His loss.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
It’s definitely a day to read this.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I barf’d
LemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
They’re only noodles Michael.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Completely fake; no women on the internet.
Completely gay, as no vagina present