Olhonestjim

@Olhonestjim@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trust me, we got screens there too now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do cell phones have a data limit but home internet doesn't?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, wasn’t gonna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do cell phones have a data limit but home internet doesn't?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You might want to ask Ajit Pai.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably because symptoms of mesothelioma take decades to develop, and I only encountered that stuff around a few holiday seasons in my earliest memories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One assumes eventually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To prove it was safe. They knew it wasn’t, so they changed public opinion by marketing.

  “Of course it’s safe! Look how safe it is! It’s fun for the whole family! What do you think we are, monsters?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yes, the market will grind us all into a thin gruel for another dollar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw fuck l, I knew I remembered that shit from childhood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares his dating preferences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My profiles had fun and active pics, jokes, preferences, favorites, dealbreakers, and honesty. But I found the apps so damn boring and disconnecting that I’d forget when I’d occasionally have a conversation. I couldn’t get excited at all. It only made me depressed. While I know part of that is on me, it ain’t all me. I decided one dystopian corpo shouldn’t have a monopoly on romance and deleted my accounts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I avoid enshitification of my keyboard and mouse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, chill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The post wasn’t about ordinary women going through their lives in healthy ways. It was about young women influencers and the old men who follow them. The reason why is obvious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump advisor LOSES HIS MIND when confronted by foreign journalist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You just don’t get it. The bald guy was louder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses a phone book⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It rings in my head every time I meet a Trumper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And another⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He worships money and himself. That’s it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Who dreams this crap up?’: Kevin O'Leary slams new rule that allows employees to ignore their bosses after hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But he looks so tender, juicy, and marbled. How can we ignore such a tasty morsel when so many have so little, and so few so much? We must waste not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Who dreams this crap up?’: Kevin O'Leary slams new rule that allows employees to ignore their bosses after hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But he looks so tender, juicy, and marbled. How can we ignore such a tasty morsel when so many have so little, and so few so much? We must waste not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some game series you would like to see revived? And if possible, which entry should the new game follow from?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love to see another Fallout game like 1 & 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes out with friends⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably the boss explained something happened and sent them another pizze for free or gave them a refund.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Olympic casual GigaChad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying it’s good practice, but you can fire .22 LR without getting ringing in your ears. I’d never do it all day, but I’ve definitely done it a couple times just to get an idea how loud it is. The dude can probably hear fine. I’m not saying it won’t catch up to him though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oldest computer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All true, and still it is amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Deep⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Better aluminum than plastic.

  But there’s plenty of that down there too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose your fighter!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, the guys who wear hoodies in summer trip me out. Like, I understand light, loose long sleeves for extreme heat, but not an insulator at 105F. That’s just nuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chin up, small Kings!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He needs glasses to see, but considers them a symbol of weakness. Regardless, he’s semi-literate at best. Remember the kids in school who could only read a single word at a time? My money is on that. I’d love to see him read out loud from a random book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Once they’re determined to fuck with your stuff, they’re no longer random. It’s just to delay the occasional dingleberry with a multi tool until they get distracted and forget. “Huh, it doesn’t fit. Oh well, Tik Tok it is.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tamper proof is to prevent random idiots from messing with your stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Long and impressive⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah, you’re only whipping out the theatrical cuts? Gotta go extended bro. It’s what the ladies crave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨every company right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats exactly the kind of unethical salesmanship he used to hire for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨every company right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This pencil is made with graphene!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨every company right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it’s yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?