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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have this fantasy often. Aliens come in, and are like “Whilst we find the creative potential of your species commendable, the Gini Coefficient of your Planet is too high for you to join our Federation. Please rectify.”

    And then every month they just post the names and active addresses of all the wealthiest people on the planet, until the Gini Index goes down. The implementation of this is left to the imagination of the reader.

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    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve seen too many alien-themed horror movies to buy into the “aliens are gonna be Vulcans” trope. I think it’s more likely that we see one of many variations on the “aliens are unknowable horrifying parasites that will consume/transform all life on the planet to suit themselves.”

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I live in the hope that they’re so evolved that they literally need nothing from us, and just want to preserve the ants nest of humanity as an anthropological curiosity

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      • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        If a civilization that has mastered FTL shows up we are fucked. The best odds for survival are jumping to their side because they could destroy us easily. Maybe we’ll get lucky and it will be a civilization of space amazons who want to use us for sex stuff.

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  • tauren@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If we get invaded by aliens, I’m immediately defecating.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No shit

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      • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        yes shit

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    • stray@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Good thinking. The probe goes in easier when you empty you bowels.

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    • LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I see what you did there

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Should have worn the brown pants.

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  • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • acidbattery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Good thinking. The probe goes in easier when you don’t resist.

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    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You can probe me anytime 😏

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    • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Kinky

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    • Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The tip is the worst part

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The aliens: Mars Attacks!

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ferengi

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      • Lootboblin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Alistaire@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If we ever get invaded by aliens, we’ll just be their lab rats. They won’t enslave us, because not efficient. They ain’t here for our resources, that’s the lamest thing to do. They ain’t coming here to erase us from existence, because the universe is mostly void, so our existence doesn’t matter to them, we occupy insignificant space in that.

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    • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lots of assumptions there, let’s hope if it ever happens that they are less douchebags that we are

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They might want the resources of earth.

      There is also a chance they might want to hunt and/or rape us for the fun of it.

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      • CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Nothing material on earth you can’t find everywhere else, the only things we have that aren’t incredibly plentiful elsewhere are earths unique biology and human culture. Both of which can also be obtained without us ever knowing about it. The only logical reason to invade is ideological so if we ever meet hostile aliens they’re either genocidal zealots or a bunch of sadists.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Interstellar bootlicking

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  • FreakinSteve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    TO SERVE MAN

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ye Wenjie is that you?

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      book two: do not make a peep, never let anyone in the universe know you exist

      spoilers:

      book three: we made a group chat with all the intelligent life in the universe, wanna hit restart a fuck up s new universe with multiple time dimensions?

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  • Ghosthacked@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yep I’m defecting. A third of my own countrymen hate me, so fuck 'em. Gimme the alien tech.

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      After the pandemic, Im so done with half this country.

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      • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I get what you’re trying to say but its not half. Republican turnout has always been higher than leftist turnout. Its probably a third. Thats still a third too high though I know.

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Aliens: Sorry but we automated shit-shoveling a long time ago, now get in the food processor.

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  • ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The same for the rise of the machines

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m just here for the discounts on probing.

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  • levzzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can’t wait for the events of half-life 2 to happen, huh?

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    • DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Rob badly wants to become a stalker it seems. Hey, you do you, Rob.

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  • lowleekun@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As a warhammer 40k enthusiast i have to hard pass. Space fascism, while entertaining in fantasy, is kind of very disgusting.

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Arent the space fascists human, though?

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      • Ageroth@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Pretty sure it’s space fascist all the way down. There are no good guys in the 40k universe

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      • lowleekun@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yes but also the other comment. WH40K is full of different breeds of god damn awful. All of them pretty fashy.

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    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lol, so you’re not siding with the humans then. At least some of the aliens aren’t space fascists…

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      • lowleekun@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The post is talking about siding with invading aliens because “humans bad”. I said, i am not so sure about it, might be fascists. Now you tell me some aliens from 40k are not fascists which is all stuff not contradicting each other.

        Id still consider it pretty bad to unconditionally support invaders as invading seems pretty fash to me.

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  • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    nah humans would win

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    • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Probably not. Just being capable of interstellar spaceflight opens up some really nice ways to kill a lot of people, such as redirecting asteroids. Or just drop nuclear bombs from orbit. Nothing we could do. Also, what if the aliens show up with more soldiers than we have people?

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      • piccolo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        For all we know they already fired a death laser that we’ll never know until we’re dead.

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      • untakenusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        such as redirecting asteroids. Or just drop nuclear bombs from orbit

        i mean we could totally do that, if you gave space programs a few trillion (which is the level of funding an alien invasion would cause) we could probably move asteroids within a decade

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Can confirm. I played thousands of hours of Destiny, Call of Duty, and Halo. I think my KD is like 3.5 with bots, but 0.22 with humans. So aliens, probably in the middle.

      Guys I’m ready to be a hero.

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How nice! I’m sure they’ll let him live as their obedient dog

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  • kenoh@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait. That’s treason.

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  • rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gonna act like I’m not an agent of Slaanesh. Go Xenos! ❤️

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  • kd45@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Isn’t that basically the plot of The X-Files?

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    • LethargicPuppy14@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And Three Body Problem

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  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Let’s hope for a long fight… If humanity has an external enemy, we would focus on killing them instead of killing each other.

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Look at the history of colonization.

      The French and British both allied with Native tribes in America who already hated each other.

      It’s Exploitation 101. Offer superior weapons to the weakest group in any area and watch them do all your killing for you. Even better, they can never say anything to you, because now their old enemies hate them even more.

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    • LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yep, black and white would team together to batter green. It’ll literally take that though

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  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Spaliens

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    watch space aliens who gave up nukes get demolished.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Odds are that any aliens sufficiently advanced to come here would be able to tell we have nuclear weapons.

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