Klear

@Klear@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Monkey Theorem⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  …yes? That’s what I said.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Monkey Theorem⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kawaiiiiiii⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t fix the typo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kawaiiiiiii⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the “lucky guess” theory. He’s bullshitting them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when she fucked up the economy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weren’t the miner strikes started by the management refusing to define metope?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, there are thousands, possibly millions of people who do this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Special K⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  K

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SPIRIT WEAPON⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of CAPTCHA is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  before he added his 2 cents

  He spared no expense, huh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨long⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Times are tough. Can’t afford to post it with bacon this long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Child support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  _This_ also works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always guard against living in the world of fantasy rather than undeniable facts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember somone calling my comment an ad hominem. Bitch, that was not an ad hominem, that was just a plain old insult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always guard against living in the world of fantasy rather than undeniable facts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sea lions, am I right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can she be Polish but live in Canada?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am full time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨^_^ I just think skibidibi sounds neat :3⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨^_^ I just think skibidibi sounds neat :3⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Three, actually. The backslash disappears because it’s used up to cancel the undescores (italics in markdown). By doubling it, you no longer escape from the italics so the backslash is visible, but the arms and face end up looking like this: ¯\(ツ)/¯.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the duality of beetle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He knows how to commit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses rare rocks to get R34⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? I can only speak to the ghosts that live on the stones and talk to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally 10 years too late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Four years ago, got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pineapple was never the problem⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fossils on Fossils⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are people around right now who know how roast mammoth tastes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All things have a right to grow. The blossom is brother to the weed.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are mosquitoes angels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How come the only part of that sentence that doesn’t sound like complete gibberish is “milkshake duck”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surgeon generas warning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody ever said smoking smells cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope yall are winning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Synchronicity then! Even better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope yall are winning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool seeing this after I linked Seepage somewhere yesterday. Coincidence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s real but intentionally over-the-top.