This is the first and last thought that runs through my head in a day and while I can honestly say that I am I can always do better and help that line go up.
Maximum Shareholder Value®
Submitted 2 months ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
eddie@feddit.online 2 months ago
the board would like to remind you that this thought should also be running through your head in the middle of the day for sustained motivation and increased profit maximization.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
No that’s when I’m fully concentrating on my job I don’t have time for valueless thoughts like this.
dev_null@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
How dare you. If it’s your last thought then you are clearly not answering the question and thinking about how you can do better afterwards!
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 months ago
The more essential your job, the less you earn.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Maybe our real friends are the shareholders we worked hard all along.
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 2 months ago
You never are
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The next 3 months are a pivotal time we are going to need you to work 5x as hard with less pay
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I can offer Maximum Derek value, and that’s plenty.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Username checks out
DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Perhaps you should regard the concerns of the shareholders as highly as a Musk does.
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Nobody wants to work ~~for these salaries ~~
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Me, free from the clutches of society, having capitalism withdrawl symptoms
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you free because you are unalive?
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If the answer is yes slow the fuck down