long live my iud🫶

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  IUD != IED

  I always have to remind myself of the difference. One is preventing births, the other is for undoing births.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Then there’s DYI which can also often be used for both, with non-zero success rates

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    • AugustWest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      DYI

      Do Yourself It? Demolish Your Igloo? Despair Yield Index?

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t forget a DUI which can sometimes undo births as well.

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t DIY your IUD while getting a DUI or you might become an IED.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I dunno about planting improvised explosive devices

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But it doesn’t scare away creampies, it invites them? Or am I missing something? It scares away sperm in the creampies, sure… but that’s just a part of a creampie, not all of it.

  Jesus, I can’t believe I typed all of this out. Should I delete it? Probably. I’m not going to though.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re right, though. It’s a baby scarecrow. A…scarefetus? That’s literally its one job, scare away fetuses from implanting.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    i mean, i appreciate you going through the effort of sharing the thought process. it saves one of us doing it and you know we would

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What a lovely day to be able to read.

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is that an Improvised Urinary Device?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    nah it’s an Inconvenient Urethroperineoscrotal Dephosphorylator

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