Alternatively, if it has worked for tens of millions of years, then why is no one else doing it?
Stubborn, maybe, but if it ain't broke
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testaccount372920@piefed.zip 19 hours ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Because they already are and no one seems to be able to stop them.
Can’t out croc the croc.
ulterno@programming.dev 18 hours ago
Maybe because anyone else that wants to use that needs to become them.
toynbee@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Has your test worked out?
testaccount372920@piefed.zip 7 hours ago
Yes! Result: PieFed > Lemmy
_hovi_@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Did not realise that also included other crocodiles?
fascicle@leminal.space 21 hours ago
Chomp first ask questions later.
I remember feeling really sad watching some nature show and they mentioned how they just bite whatever touches their mouth and sure enough it bumped into another croc floating next to it and it bit and spun off the other crocs leg
DaddleDew@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I know exactly the video you’re taking about and it reminds me of something that I find mind-blowing. Just like crocodilians, sharks haven’t evolved much in millions of years. But there can be a seemingly chaotic and fast paced feeding frenzy with a dozen sharks all competing to grab a bite of something and somehow they don’t bite each other. How they manage to do that amazes me.
ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 17 hours ago
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I think ive heard that they still do prettt well even with missing limbs though
TachyonTele@piefed.social 21 hours ago
The meme says “everything”.
Chais@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
These jaws aren’t suited for chewing. They’re suited for tearing.
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Thats not… inaccurate.
BillyClark@piefed.social 21 hours ago
My impression is that carnivores need teeth that pierce and rip, so they can’t do much ruminating.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
If it ain’t broke…
dragonbringerx@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’m pretty sure whatever that was is pretty fucking broken now…
TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Can’t iterate on perfection.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
If it ain’t broke…
cRazi_man@europe.pub 21 hours ago
“Ain’t broke” is under selling this. Evolutionarily, this is clearly the optimal solution.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
“Ain’t broke” is a lot better of a description than “fittest”.
Evolution selects for the first thing that happens to work. It’ doesn’t have to work particularly well, only well enough to not die from it.
fartographer@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Me: Choking on a bone
My dinner guests: stunned after I bit into the whole Thanksgiving turkey and slammed my face into the table
Toneswirly@beehaw.org 18 hours ago
It must be working, considering the results.
Godric@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Crocodillians are so fucking cool!
Undearius@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
I misread “buttfucking” as “butterfucking”, which I am now going to start using.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 19 hours ago
The word or activity? Which will you start employing?
Undearius@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
Well, it is organic lubricant, I suppose.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Nice to know Demo hasn’t died of alcoholism yet. Still waiting on that next video though
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 19 hours ago
Yeah for real, being that tense while eating can’t be good for your digestive system.
SweatyFireBalls@lemmy.world 40 minutes ago
And now I just imagine them as wrestlers suplexing their meals.
A croc themed beat em up game would be fuckin hilarious