“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
Child support
Submitted 1 month ago by Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ab1d7af3-615e-43a6-b915-c155f94a4d60.webp
Comments
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 month ago
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”
polle@feddit.org 1 month ago
I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.
exu@feditown.com 1 month ago
I think you’re missing a ‘not’ after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse
polle@feddit.org 1 month ago
LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I only realised after reading your comment.
IceFoxX@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Bro… if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn’t even have such a balance.
Glifted@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s person holding the baby that’s been shopped out
FMT99@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No I’ve seen this one before, the baby is actually standing on a stepladder and /that/ has been edited out.
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it’s just as easy to do *italics* like this
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Child labor laws ruined this country
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And then the car clapped
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 1 month ago
This just makes me angry
Rambomst@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because his white fit will get filthy?
whostosay@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think it’s just that op can’t stand seeing such an independent woman
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would’ve just bought my mom a new car.
Takumidesh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Mother of the year
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Weird. I’m used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻♂️
kemsat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.
peteyestee@feddit.org 1 month ago
This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other’s posts.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.
echolalia@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They’re too short for this.
Mubelotix@jlai.lu 1 month ago
I don’t know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak
TORFdot0@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nothing gets past you two
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ye of little faith.
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Babys first huff of gas fumes
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
i dont think gasoline is healthy for the baby, karen
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 month ago
My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
IMongoose@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn. My 8 month old bit me.