Child support

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• AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him

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  • anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.

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    • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.

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  • IMongoose@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn. My 8 month old bit me.

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Mother! I yearn for the mines!”

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”

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• polle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.

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  • exu@feditown.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think you’re missing a ‘not’ after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse

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    • polle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I only realised after reading your comment.

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  • IceFoxX@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bro… if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn’t even have such a balance.

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• Glifted@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s person holding the baby that’s been shopped out

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  • FMT99@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No I’ve seen this one before, the baby is actually standing on a stepladder and /that/ has been edited out.

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    • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it’s just as easy to do *italics* like this

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• kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Child labor laws ruined this country

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• TastyWheat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And then the car clapped

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• Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This just makes me angry

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  • Rambomst@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because his white fit will get filthy?

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    • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think it’s just that op can’t stand seeing such an independent woman

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would’ve just bought my mom a new car.

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  • Takumidesh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mother of the year

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Weird. I’m used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻‍♂️

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• kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.

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• peteyestee@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other’s posts.

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• WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.

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  • echolalia@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They’re too short for this.

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  • Mubelotix@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak

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    • TORFdot0@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nothing gets past you two

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    • underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My God it’s a joke

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ye of little faith.

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• WhatSay@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Babys first huff of gas fumes

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i dont think gasoline is healthy for the baby, karen

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