Glifted

@Glifted@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do linux users have wives?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a nice toilet paper with some flower prints.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah butt then you have to squish them to wipe. That’s shitty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer alpha male hydrocarbons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does “Homosexual Mists” smell like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brazilian's impression on Europe(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I laughed when I read “Brazilian colony”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What options does one have when they reach the end of a car lease but cannot find a good deal at the time of it's end?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s ideal if you can. It isn’t viable in a lot of US cities due to multiple factors but I am hoping that changes in the future

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What options does one have when they reach the end of a car lease but cannot find a good deal at the time of it's end?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy a used car maybe? I’ve never bought a new car as they’re pretty out-of-reach cost wise and I say this as someone who works in automotive development.

  The used market isn’t as good as it used to be but you can still get more for your money than you can with a new car

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Houses in my area increases 82% in just 4 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My lucky ass bought a house in late 2019. I’m happy I’m making money on it but this doesn’t seem healthy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Altered the timeline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m talking about puts-ketchup-on-popcorn Jamie Loftus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Altered the timeline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhh yes history’s greatest monster Jamie Loftus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨... i guess not⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “WRRREEEEEE!” 👋💥💨🗽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one is you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I laughed pretty hard at the Manjaro one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This game is Saddam good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I really enjoyed it when it came out. I wonder why reviews are “mixed” now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delectable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like most polish dishes it sounds like it would be disgusting, looks disgusting, and probably tastes surprisingly good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billboard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is "disk" just a different spelling of "disc" or are they actually different words?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Discs are asexual. It’s why they can make offspring without a partner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"what happened??"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to be optimistic that the industry will learn from these failures but they only ever seem to learn the wrong lessons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.

  No one has even noticed that

  • A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t "mini-burger"
  • The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't you all get tired of the constant negativity?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta ask, what’s with the Kermit, Sailor Moon, Heathcliff filters?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tactical Breach Wizards is refreshingly unlike XCOM despite wearing the same tactical underwear⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tom Francis made Gunpoint and Heat Signature. This is nearly guaranteed to be a banger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a beautiful romantic comment by Rishi Sunak⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps to you that’s the obvious solution, but my first thought would be to use an image editor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  Different strokes for different folks I suppose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a beautiful romantic comment by Rishi Sunak⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Photoshop even

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ad in the middle of this article about conspiracy theories⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to use DuckDuckGo but I found it wasn’t very good. Haven’t tried in a few years though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ad in the middle of this article about conspiracy theories⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You beautiful bastard, that’s exactly the kind of thing I was looking for.

  I’m bookmarking that page. Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The miracle of childbirth⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The original message and the explanation were a rollercoaster for me. Not going to lie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ad in the middle of this article about conspiracy theories⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so frustrated with the internet right now. My wife started making Castile soap and I’m trying to find out if its some fu-fu-berry-bullshit or like an actual decent soap. Google is feeding me momfluencers (which range from ‘fine but there is no accountability’ to blatant grifters) and sites that are simply trying to sell this stuff. I’m going to try again with kagi tonight, but it’s still very frustrating that I never know what to trust anymore. The bullshit is coming faster than I’m able to handle it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spelling wasn't part of the curriculum⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pretty funny as a satire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need to get you in the air⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fascinating...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This joke is funnier without Spock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to LineageOS? Has it been replaced by GrapheneOS?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Also on Lineage and loving it