I am the wife.
Unrelated, why aren’t there more women in Linux spaces? We’ll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven’t read the comments in this thread yet, I’m sure they’re all completely uncontroversial.
Do linux users have wives?
Submitted 4 months ago by Gemini24601@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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echolalia@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
heteronormative assumptions
You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.
echolalia@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
oh! it’s you!
The person on reddit that starts all comments with “well actually,”
Can I have an autograph?
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I have done research into this protocol.
uis@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I am the wife.
So are you or your wife free and open source?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male.
Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s
tinkling4938@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
You mean to tell me lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks aren’t women? Fooled by Rule 37 again.
starbrite@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
A fellow linux girl!!! It’s nice to not feel so alonee
thevoidzero@lemmy.world 4 months ago
We need more information to reach people. So far I’ve only seen people be into Linux when they have less social life growing up so they spend time online (not in tiktoks or such like now).
Since most people hearing about Linux from class or other people only hear about the bad aspects or how hard it is if they even hear about it. When I came to US university, I was so surprised noone knew about linux or cared enough except handful of people. And most people did it for work (super computer people, grad students) that didn’t like it and express their opinions openly.
krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
maybe not cis women.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 months ago
there aren’t more women in linux spaces because of The Creature
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
what is the creature? I don’t follow.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
looks at comment section yep you’re right, ew
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Are you talking about irl Linux spaces? It that a thing? If not, how do you know there aren’t women in online Linux spaces? Fwiw I’m afab nb
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
IRL Linux spaces are a thing, just look for a local keep meetup or something, they’re everywhere.
Mac@mander.xyz 4 months ago
Hold on, bout to fork OPs wife
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Mac@mander.xyz 4 months ago
That’s so uncool. They should be sitting next to that OP so they can share in the humor.
Sad 😔MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I committed
criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Didn’t she get them fired for that?
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 months ago
In chess, right?
Right?
Tinidril@midwest.social 4 months ago
Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don’t own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.
Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
As long as she is up for it.
That would be DRM you corpo shill!
MITM0@lemmy.world 4 months ago
But she does own you
Tinidril@midwest.social 4 months ago
Nah bro
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Female bad
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Sure, here’s her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.
Rooty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Windows users when I ask them if the debloat their girlfriends before using them.
fin@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
You can’t see her because she’s decentralized
…I’m not crying
Im_old@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I don’t have the actual hardware, it’s all virtual and she runs in my head
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I just run docker containers for the components I need, without the overhead for the whole system.
Railcar8095@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I just found out she federated with threats :(
pewpew@feddit.it 4 months ago
file not foundJackbyDev@programming.dev 4 months ago
I don’t own my wife.
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don’t get a login on my machine, though, and you’re definitely not on the sudoers list.
jabjoe@feddit.uk 4 months ago
When some gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it’s not really socially acceptable.
Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren’t (probably even they have members who secretly aren’t!) 😃
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, as a married lesbian linux user the joke is gross and reminds me why so often tech related spaces are so male dominated
jabjoe@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Which sucks, because tech needs women. Badly.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
sorry you have to deal with that.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Honestly, I’d love a FOSSWIFE.
Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 months ago
New type of hotwife just dropped
JoShmoe@ani.social 4 months ago
Why yes, I 3D printed her parts myself.
Don_alForno@feddit.org 4 months ago
Counter question: Is your wife software?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 months ago
we’re all software running on wetware in a meatware shell
Don_alForno@feddit.org 4 months ago
Ok Choom.
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
in my case its just tupperware
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
I feel with the rise of AI you’re going to get a lot of yes to this question
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
trying to get any gf
i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Would I have to say yes if I let my wife roam cage free?
Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 months ago
Youre telling me people dont keep their wives in cages?
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I only keep some of my wives in cages, the rest are free range
asudox@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
That’s just ridiculous
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
LouSlash@szmer.info 4 months ago
& touch woman cannot touch ‘woman’: Permission denied
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
mount woman
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 4 months ago
Thier wife =/= software
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
OPs (imaginary or AI) wife must come with a lot of proprietary bloat
Railcar8095@lemm.ee 4 months ago
My wife, like my WiFi, is a mesh.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
does a fleshlight count?
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
var lockCancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: “manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE”
(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux…yeahhh…even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty…maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
That robot looks uncannily like Mark Zuckerberg.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hey, take my wife for example. No, really, please! I’m begging.
superkret@feddit.org 4 months ago
The word “free” does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
This is pretty hot.
praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
That’s love
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Now I can tell people I strive to be FOSS rather tham say I’m into bimbofication.
Pringles@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Seems like what Dominique Pelicot considered his wife to be. Not an example I am willing to follow, I’ll tell you that.
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You have to keep in mind that your wife is her own main maintainer and can decide whether to merge your changes.
You can fork her to obtain someone you have greater influence over but that’s a big responsibility and not everything you want to do with your fork may be advisable from a legal or moral standpoint.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Not your wife’s freedom?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
She does the PR reviews and makes the ultimate decision to merge the changes or not.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 months ago
This is why you don’t have a wife lol.