I am the wife.
Unrelated, why aren’t there more women in Linux spaces? We’ll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven’t read the comments in this thread yet, I’m sure they’re all completely uncontroversial.
Do linux users have wives?
Submitted 1 week ago by Gemini24601@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4fa7d4f1-1bde-419c-b2ee-a765a61394e2.webp
Comments
echolalia@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
heteronormative assumptions
You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.
echolalia@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
oh! it’s you!
The person on reddit that starts all comments with “well actually,”
Can I have an autograph?
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I have done research into this protocol.
uis@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I am the wife.
So are you or your wife free and open source?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 week ago
because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male.
Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s
tinkling4938@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
You mean to tell me lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks aren’t women? Fooled by Rule 37 again.
starbrite@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
A fellow linux girl!!! It’s nice to not feel so alonee
krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
maybe not cis women.
thevoidzero@lemmy.world 1 week ago
We need more information to reach people. So far I’ve only seen people be into Linux when they have less social life growing up so they spend time online (not in tiktoks or such like now).
Since most people hearing about Linux from class or other people only hear about the bad aspects or how hard it is if they even hear about it. When I came to US university, I was so surprised noone knew about linux or cared enough except handful of people. And most people did it for work (super computer people, grad students) that didn’t like it and express their opinions openly.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 days ago
there aren’t more women in linux spaces because of The Creature
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
what is the creature? I don’t follow.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 days ago
looks at comment section yep you’re right, ew
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Are you talking about irl Linux spaces? It that a thing? If not, how do you know there aren’t women in online Linux spaces? Fwiw I’m afab nb
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
IRL Linux spaces are a thing, just look for a local keep meetup or something, they’re everywhere.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 week ago
Hold on, bout to fork OPs wife
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Mac@mander.xyz 1 week ago
That’s so uncool. They should be sitting next to that OP so they can share in the humor.
Sad 😔MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I committed
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Didn’t she get them fired for that?
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 days ago
In chess, right?
Right?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Sure, here’s her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.
Tinidril@midwest.social 1 week ago
Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don’t own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.
Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
As long as she is up for it.
That would be DRM you corpo shill!
MITM0@lemmy.world 1 week ago
But she does own you
Tinidril@midwest.social 1 week ago
Nah bro
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Female bad
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Windows users when I ask them if the debloat their girlfriends before using them.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 days ago
I don’t own my wife.
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 6 days ago
You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don’t get a login on my machine, though, and you’re definitely not on the sudoers list.
CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.
fin@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
You can’t see her because she’s decentralized
…I’m not crying
Im_old@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I don’t have the actual hardware, it’s all virtual and she runs in my head
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I just run docker containers for the components I need, without the overhead for the whole system.
Railcar8095@lemm.ee 6 days ago
I just found out she federated with threats :(
pewpew@feddit.it 1 week ago
file not foundjabjoe@feddit.uk 1 week ago
When some gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it’s not really socially acceptable.
Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren’t (probably even they have members who secretly aren’t!) 😃
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Yeah, as a married lesbian linux user the joke is gross and reminds me why so often tech related spaces are so male dominated
jabjoe@feddit.uk 6 days ago
Which sucks, because tech needs women. Badly.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
sorry you have to deal with that.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
Honestly, I’d love a FOSSWIFE.
Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 week ago
New type of hotwife just dropped
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 week ago
Why yes, I 3D printed her parts myself.
Don_alForno@feddit.org 1 week ago
Counter question: Is your wife software?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 days ago
we’re all software running on wetware in a meatware shell
Don_alForno@feddit.org 6 days ago
Ok Choom.
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
in my case its just tupperware
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
I feel with the rise of AI you’re going to get a lot of yes to this question
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
trying to get any gf
i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
LouSlash@szmer.info 6 days ago
& touch woman cannot touch ‘woman’: Permission denied
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
mount woman
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
me: hmm ima try batcj
C:\>woman.hlp Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?
uh basic?
LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUE
js??
>getHelp.woman() SyntaxError: Invalid arguments
[some other language]???
%>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen() Error
COME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory
pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Would I have to say yes if I let my wife roam cage free?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 1 week ago
Thier wife =/= software
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
OPs (imaginary or AI) wife must come with a lot of proprietary bloat
Railcar8095@lemm.ee 6 days ago
My wife, like my WiFi, is a mesh.
dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: “manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE”
(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux…yeahhh…even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty…maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
does a fleshlight count?
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
var lockJasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
That robot looks uncannily like Mark Zuckerberg.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hey, take my wife for example. No, really, please! I’m begging.
superkret@feddit.org 1 week ago
The word “free” does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
This is pretty hot.
praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
That’s love
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
Now I can tell people I strive to be FOSS rather tham say I’m into bimbofication.
Pringles@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Seems like what Dominique Pelicot considered his wife to be. Not an example I am willing to follow, I’ll tell you that.
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You have to keep in mind that your wife is her own main maintainer and can decide whether to merge your changes.
You can fork her to obtain someone you have greater influence over but that’s a big responsibility and not everything you want to do with your fork may be advisable from a legal or moral standpoint.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Not your wife’s freedom?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
She does the PR reviews and makes the ultimate decision to merge the changes or not.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 days ago
This is why you don’t have a wife lol.