superkret
@superkret@feddit.org
- Comment on GTA VI Might Inspire Other AAA Developers to Price Their Games at $100 12 minutes ago:
Just a reminder that you can play AAA titles until you die and never pay more than $15 per game, if you wait for a couple years and a sale.
- Comment on Do you ever simply not understand a piece of text no matter how many times you read it despite the fact that you understand the language and individual words? 23 minutes ago:
Generally, if you know the meaning of all words, and the grammar is correct, you should be able to read and understand it.
Most of the time the problem is that you don’t know the meaning of all words.
Even if you know one possible meaning of every word in the sentence, words can have multiple meanings and you’re probably unaware of that which the author meant. - Comment on I just realized after 3 years that my Bidet gets the back of my ball sack wet. 18 hours ago:
Hehe, splooch the Gooch!
- Comment on Please give balls the appreciation they deserve 19 hours ago:
It’s not gay if a kid’s on the way.
- Comment on Contributing to the local economy 21 hours ago:
Nope. Only heard of Panzer Tape.
- Comment on nature be freaky like that 21 hours ago:
It does! If you teach one billionaire a lesson about the power of the working class, blend them and feed them to another billionaire, the other billionaire will have learned the same lesson.
- Comment on Might be time to move 21 hours ago:
Tomorrow, actually
- Comment on BRB, need more cheese 23 hours ago:
Frumunda sounds delicious. Is it Italian?
Googles it
oh no.
- Comment on Contributing to the local economy 1 day ago:
No tip though, cause I don’t support the tipping culture.
- Comment on Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles 1 day ago:
Dayum, I’d let her Floyd me.
- Comment on Now you know why your wife gave you a can of WD 40 1 day ago:
This is what toxic masculinity looks like.
- Comment on Always a fan of simple instructions on how to do everyday things 1 day ago:
Hannah Poly would have been a more fitting name for her.
- Comment on Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles 1 day ago:
Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?
- Comment on Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles 1 day ago:
What headline?
- Comment on Always a fan of simple instructions on how to do everyday things 1 day ago:
Told a woman when we were alone under a perfect starry sky “I’d really love to kiss you right now”.
She hit me with “I know”. - Comment on If a child went into a coma and woke up as an adult what would happen ? 2 days ago:
“You know what, just chop my fucking head off instead.”
- Comment on If a child went into a coma and woke up as an adult what would happen ? 2 days ago:
They’d be severely disabled for life, physically and mentally.
- Comment on Typical from my so called imaginary friend 2 days ago:
Is this meme an autism test? I can legit not tell if this is good or bad, or what emotion the pic is showing.
- Comment on My hearing is already fucked. Mwap 2 days ago:
Doesn’t have anything to do with ignoring.
All my problems actually go away for 5 minutes when I listen to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9A9MJ-Z40U - Comment on Time to chop wood 3 days ago:
No, just did a few adjustments to ween myself off fossil fuels when Russia invaded Ukraine. I can power and heat my home from renewables and wood from my own property, and don’t own a car, but otherwise I live a boring normal life working as a sysadmin.
- Comment on Time to chop wood 3 days ago:
I’m heating my home with wood I chopped myself and have literally ridden into town on a horse once, but I’ve never in my life held a check in my hands.
- Comment on This is a stickup! 3 days ago:
I need your socks, your shorts and your sunglasses.
- Comment on Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner. 3 days ago:
no, not really.
- Comment on Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner. 3 days ago:
Yes, the insects have been getting smarter, avoiding roads and living happy lives on lush meadows without disturbing us.
That’s the reality I chose to believe in! - Comment on Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner. 3 days ago:
I’m pretty sure this is the Goat of off roading:
- Comment on If a criminal says a cop planted drugs or whatever on them why don't they ask for a finger print test? And vice versa a cop could also request it to clear up everything? 3 days ago:
why don’t they ask for a finger print test?
STOP RESISTING!
- Comment on How do I realistically get out of the US? 3 days ago:
23 and me is a private company that sells your data and gives you a piece of paper with some percentage points written on it.
Unless your relatives are still alive and have another country’s citizenship along with the papers to prove it, you’re out of luck. - Comment on 小红书 3 days ago:
Not really, she caught me Binging someone else.
- Comment on Microsoft refund problem 3 days ago:
They definitely make more than a negligible share of their income through mistakes (people who accidentally checked a box that cost money).
And some of their admin interfaces and design choices are definitely aimed at encouraging such mistakes. - Comment on Microsoft refund problem 3 days ago:
A co-worker of mine misclicked once while ordering Microsoft software licenses through their volume licensing center, and booked $60k worth of licenses to the wrong tenant. He was on the phone with various Microsoft representatives for days, until he eventually got hold of the lead dev for the licensing center, who told him there’s nothing we can do about it, the money is just gone.
This anecdote doesn’t help you in any way of course, but maybe it illustrates how insignificant your own issue is to Microsoft.
