Dark matter is the computer running the simulation.
They blacklisted all simulated forces from interacting with it, but one of the devs commented out gravitation for a test and forgot to put it back in.
[XKCD] 3085 About 20 Pounds
Submitted 15 hours ago by Pro@programming.dev to science_memes@mander.xyz
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superkret@feddit.org 13 hours ago
hansolo@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
Dont forget, it’s also a fuckton of ghosts.
match@pawb.social 7 hours ago
seems like it’d be the opposite, it’s the dummy particle used for testing gravity and they didn’t take it out
Krauerking@lemy.lol 9 hours ago
I’m leaning in more to this is all a simulation and we have discovered the physics engine by trial and error but the hard coded rules behind it are as understandable to us as it would be to Mario
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Is theoretical physics just reverse engineering the physics engine by playing with variables and tracking the changes?
Malgas@beehaw.org 7 hours ago
I wonder if this was inspired by a koan:
A monk asked Tozan, “What is the Buddha?”
He replied, “Three pounds of flax.”fossilesque@mander.xyz 13 hours ago
What is “is”? Doesn’t matter, burrito time.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 13 hours ago
And it’s imperial?
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
Actually, it’s a little under 9.1 kilograms, but “about 20 pounds” has less syllables.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 11 hours ago
Fair enough
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
At the first three panels I thought this was a conversation with a stochastic parrot
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
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