[XKCD] 3085 About 20 Pounds

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• TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alt-text:

  In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dark matter is the computer running the simulation.
  They blacklisted all simulated forces from interacting with it, but one of the devs commented out gravitation for a test and forgot to put it back in.

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  • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dont forget, it’s also a fuckton of ghosts.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    seems like it’d be the opposite, it’s the dummy particle used for testing gravity and they didn’t take it out

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m leaning in more to this is all a simulation and we have discovered the physics engine by trial and error but the hard coded rules behind it are as understandable to us as it would be to Mario

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    • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is theoretical physics just reverse engineering the physics engine by playing with variables and tracking the changes?

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• mattd@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Good Place gang pleads their case to a burrito

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• fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is “is”? Doesn’t matter, burrito time.

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• Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And it’s imperial?

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, it’s a little under 9.1 kilograms, but “about 20 pounds” has less syllables.

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    • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But is it heavier or lighter than 9.1 kilograms of feathers?

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    • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fair enough

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• Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder if this was inspired by a koan:

  A monk asked Tozan, “What is the Buddha?”
  He replied, “Three pounds of flax.”

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• bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At the first three panels I thought this was a conversation with a stochastic parrot

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