hansolo
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- Comment on Vampires are from Jersey 16 hours ago:
Seriously.
One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy…
…How does one seek a script to Black Mirror?
- Comment on the young always think they have all the right answers but THIS eventually happens 1 day ago:
Dads that quote this are engaging in a form of Dunning-Kruger effect. Often they aren’t self-aware enough to realize that if you have to say you’re so smart, it often means you ain’t that smart.
- Comment on Sub for me 1 day ago:
“You have a presentation on Tuesday at 10. Here’s the PowerPoint deck. Don’t mess this up for me and I might top you up with another fiver ;)”
- Comment on Bat 3 days ago:
Yeah, but I’m not THAT happy.
- Comment on Bat 3 days ago:
- Got some shit done today. That’s a happy bat.
- Comment on It's bad man 3 days ago:
Yeah, doing a same parallel tracking, I would have a 13 year old. shudder
- Comment on the young always think they have all the right answers but THIS eventually happens 3 days ago:
My Dad quoted this a few times, until he finally realized how incredibly untrue this can be when he falls for too many online scams.
- Comment on It's bad man 3 days ago:
Child, please.
Enjoy those knees while you can.
Source: Old enough to have a 25 year old kid.
- Comment on Rawr 3 days ago:
Do you not back up your 2FA when you set them up?
People should need to take a test before they can be on the internet.
- Comment on ℞osaur 1 week ago:
Like how lions at “King of the Jungle.” No they’re not! What lion pulled a sword from a stone or killed Rhaegar Targaryen at the Battle of the Trident? Zero. Fucking. Lions. Done. That. Shit.
- Comment on Srsly 1 week ago:
You’re thinking of Americorps. Peace Corps just had drastic budget cuts so far, but there’s still volunteers going out and in the field.
- Comment on Good shit 1 week ago:
I figure it was real men eat old milk.
- Comment on Srsly 1 week ago:
Job on a station in Australia.
Peace Corps.
Deckhand on a cargo ship.
Fishing boat in Alaska.
WWOOFing across a continent
Lots of ways to peace out and time travel and adventure to the other side of all this.
- Comment on Inflation markers 1 week ago:
And you can make biltong much easier than jerky. Literally just a hanger and a room running AC.
Plus, absolutely 20 times better.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Thanks - Comment on The RSS (an Indian fascist org) "preparing" for war 2 weeks ago:
Are they playing “Duck Duck War”?
- Comment on [XKCD] 3085 About 20 Pounds 2 weeks ago:
Dont forget, it’s also a fuckton of ghosts.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 3 weeks ago:
If you want to future-proof your social commentary, the tech broligarch version of non-geographic nations that overlay existing nations are called Decentralized Autonomous Organizations.
…wikipedia.org/…/Decentralized_autonomous_organiz…
lpoandlaw.com/…/the-future-of-legal-daos-why-the-…
So even if you wanted to merge this into a magic/etheric style framework, it would be easy. Offshore DAO registered far far away meant to be egalitarian representation with a maguffin talisman that a big bad wants to get from vamps to consolidate power and upend the non-exploitative organic system.
- Comment on New kinda Captcha 3 weeks ago:
Too many birds!
- Comment on New kinda Captcha 3 weeks ago:
If this was a CAPCHA, I would love it.
- Comment on What is the likelihood I see trump shoot someone on 5th Ave? It's gotta be non 0, right? 3 weeks ago:
This is the correct answer. He famously (so I thought) hates guns.
No, would he have JD or a marshall do it for him? Non-zero chance.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 3 weeks ago:
All of this is exactly right. #2 is the least cringe-inducing because of the lumpy bottom.
Is this fork thing an official diagnosis metric? Or just not yet?
- Comment on Shitting in my post 3 weeks ago:
This is the face of having regular movements and suddenly missing one.
The rest of your day is ruined, wondering if you might die and never poop again, what you did wrong to anger the BM gods, did you eat a whole loaf of bread yesterday? No… WHY? Where did your poop go?
Then you shit double the next day and the relief washes over you lime you’ve been born again, rising from the ashes.
- Comment on Only the biggest ones, folks, trust me! 4 weeks ago:
Just yesterday this guy comes up too me, big guy, hairy guy, tears in his eyes, and when I remove the ball gag he says “Sir, would you spank me. I heard you were the best, and I want the best.” And so I bent him over and spanked him to within an inch of his life. Other people, they would have stopped after a couple swats, but I really let him have it on his beautiful bear backside.
- Comment on Eye wash 👀 4 weeks ago:
Laughed until I cried. Showed others. Same result.
- Comment on Anyone know the name of this famous rabbit? 4 weeks ago:
OK, but this rabbit is named Harvey, and maybe you’re doing some viral picture framing campaign? Seems as likely as a joke related to a rabbit in an entirely different movie.
- Comment on Anyone know the name of this famous rabbit? 4 weeks ago:
IIRC, he had just gotten it delivered. Though haven’t seen this movie in a while.
- Comment on lion 4 weeks ago:
The lion also abandons its young for days at a time to hunt, eats only raw meat covered in flies, and if given a large enough cardboard box, will sit in the cardboard box like a large house cat.
- Comment on lion 4 weeks ago:
The lion doesn’t concern itself with the blade.
The lion has blades built into it, which it uses instinctively without needing to be taught.
- Comment on We're on the wrong timeline! 4 weeks ago:
We can tick the box on spec now and check back in 10 years to see if they ever actually developed a commercially viable rector.