hansolo

@hansolo@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're a broke vampire, just say that⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want to future-proof your social commentary, the tech broligarch version of non-geographic nations that overlay existing nations are called Decentralized Autonomous Organizations.

  …wikipedia.org/…/Decentralized_autonomous_organiz…

  lpoandlaw.com/…/the-future-of-legal-daos-why-the-…

  So even if you wanted to merge this into a magic/etheric style framework, it would be easy. Offshore DAO registered far far away meant to be egalitarian representation with a maguffin talisman that a big bad wants to get from vamps to consolidate power and upend the non-exploitative organic system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New kinda Captcha⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Too many birds!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New kinda Captcha⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If this was a CAPCHA, I would love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the likelihood I see trump shoot someone on 5th Ave? It's gotta be non 0, right?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the correct answer. He famously (so I thought) hates guns.

  No, would he have JD or a marshall do it for him? Non-zero chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All of this is exactly right. #2 is the least cringe-inducing because of the lumpy bottom.

  Is this fork thing an official diagnosis metric? Or just not yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the face of having regular movements and suddenly missing one.

  The rest of your day is ruined, wondering if you might die and never poop again, what you did wrong to anger the BM gods, did you eat a whole loaf of bread yesterday? No… WHY? Where did your poop go?

  Then you shit double the next day and the relief washes over you lime you’ve been born again, rising from the ashes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only the biggest ones, folks, trust me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just yesterday this guy comes up too me, big guy, hairy guy, tears in his eyes, and when I remove the ball gag he says “Sir, would you spank me. I heard you were the best, and I want the best.” And so I bent him over and spanked him to within an inch of his life. Other people, they would have stopped after a couple swats, but I really let him have it on his beautiful bear backside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eye wash 👀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughed until I cried. Showed others. Same result.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone know the name of this famous rabbit?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, but this rabbit is named Harvey, and maybe you’re doing some viral picture framing campaign? Seems as likely as a joke related to a rabbit in an entirely different movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone know the name of this famous rabbit?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IIRC, he had just gotten it delivered. Though haven’t seen this movie in a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The lion also abandons its young for days at a time to hunt, eats only raw meat covered in flies, and if given a large enough cardboard box, will sit in the cardboard box like a large house cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The lion doesn’t concern itself with the blade.

  The lion has blades built into it, which it uses instinctively without needing to be taught.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're on the wrong timeline!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We can tick the box on spec now and check back in 10 years to see if they ever actually developed a commercially viable rector.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TV Show Idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This feels like a 2001 era reality show, bit of would have been all women, and absurdly sexist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon knows what spoon must do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Custard is a European thing, but plenty of examples of custards in Asia and the Americas.

  Frozen custard is a a Midwest American thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon knows what spoon must do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, if you take “custard” seriously, egg yolk is part of that. Obviously ice cream doesn’t include it, but there are frozen custard places that include pasteurized egg yolk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon knows what spoon must do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vanialla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else do you need?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Romania? Daily basis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨use it on strangers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they don’t have 100% of the dire wolf DNA sequenced, nor do they have DNA of the dire wolf’s extinct ancestor between it and Canis lupus. It’s a grey wolf with genes from a dire wolf added in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  #poopoostrong

  Wait…not like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak Trump Performance⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t golf, but I don’t think I could chip a shot that badly if I tried. FFS, even as a minigolf round, I’ve done better over that distance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is Wendy's⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you considered Nepotism™ for your business needs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what keeps the Third World in the Top 3!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ghibli posting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doing the Lord’s work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that is something that you didn't know⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very common at places up in Lapland as well, though not super useful anymore since everyone just has an app that does the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So seductive⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like “these boys, oh. Why is he carrying a barrow? Are they making a music video?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate the modern web⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should get a better VPN. Mine only gives me this rarely, often when I’m using a node that I can assume is where a bunch of prime would use to run bots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prison slavery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not at all. This person is only describing life/work in some of the post-WII developed world. Historically, this is the anomaly, not the norm.

  For a large part of recorded history, the formula was that land/resource holders offered anyone the cheapest, lousiest, and worst acceptable conditions in exchange for work. The conditions of the resource holders also actually sucked, and when leveraging economies of scale, offers of relative physical and economic security (sure, you’ll be kinda poor, but you don’t have to travel to another town to sell grain to survive because the Lord will always buy it from you at a “fair” rate.) were typically the value add that made it worth it to consider share-cropping under nobility as opposed to simply going it alone.

  I’m not sure why Reddit and Lemmy seem so hell-bent on this fantasy version of history where farming is a joy denied us by the wealthy, but its hilariously misguided. Considering where things are headed, it sounds like for many it will end up being a dangerously wrong fantasy that others can take advantage of easily, and people that post things like this will learn the lesson first hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ACAB⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You rang?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*trumpets blare*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So…Jamaica?