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- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 5 days ago:
“Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job.”
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 6 days ago:
He’s not fat! He’s big-bonned!
- Comment on Brichard! 6 days ago:
Are Brickathon and Toyotathon cousins? Seems like a family name.
- Comment on I can't believe it's necessary to ask the question... 6 days ago:
The potato?
Hmm… Maybe potato.
- Comment on I can't believe it's necessary to ask the question... 6 days ago:
…I can’t find it.
Where’s the Ed Sheeran bit? I’m sure there’s a reference in there.
Is he the carrot? He’s the carrot, isn’t he?
- Comment on Eating an onion 🧅 on the plane ✈️ 1 week ago:
Because thats what passes for being “funny” online. Being a gross weirdo in public for likes and coopting anyone nearby into extras for simy having existed.
- Comment on Nothing to see here 1 week ago:
Is there a hidden Ed Sheeran reference here I’m not getting?
- Comment on I see trees of green 1 week ago:
Is this a Balkan joke or something?
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 1 week ago:
Preach!
- Comment on Too bad we can't all act like this 1 week ago:
Yes, it is too bad you all are barely more than animals, failing daily to even aspire to live up to basic public decorum.
- Comment on So close! 1 week ago:
It’s because the bottled sewerage market demands that their product be called “refined sewerage,” or sometimes “sparkling sewerage” if carbonated.
But it can only be called “le fizzy shitz” if it’s from the Shitz region of France.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 1 week ago:
Same.
But whooooo damn do I occasionally miss having a smoke.
I’ve not smoked for more years than I smoked at this point, but the habit is in me. My brain only remembers the good parts.
- Comment on Considering the old model is made with shrink-wrapping this is viable option 1 week ago:
In which case it’s just a 3D crocodile. 4D crocodile? It’s a beefy necked crocodile, OK?
- Comment on Never Forget. Please dear god don't forget 1 week ago:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 2 weeks ago:
Lol, not going to do it. Been mildly electrocuted too many times to mess around with something like this.
More so curious about the physics here, but I see it’s basically a roll of the dice that it does work and doesnt just fry everything.
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 2 weeks ago:
Any serious DIY person can just splice an extra male plug onto a cord faster than driving to the store and reading this sign.
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 2 weeks ago:
Holy shit, does that work?
I’m only familiar with having a generator properly wired into the house system at the panel, not some electrical Uno Reverse.
- Comment on Anon can't go on a field trip 2 weeks ago:
100% this. The Dursleys have zero clue what’s happening there, and everyone knows they don’t care. These kids get into mortal danger every year and they don’t tell the Durselys about that.
Meaning that Rowling probably got screwed out of a field trip when she was 9 because of a lost permission slip, and this is her resentment embodied.
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 2 weeks ago:
I understand what you’re saying. To be fair, my anchor point is oppressive socialist regimes writ large circa 1944-1990. Kim Il Sung predated Enver Hoxha in terms of models and tactics. Hoxha’s governance style changed over about a decade or two to distance Albania from Yugoslavia and the USSR and emulate North Korea.
By no means do I think it’s an “Asian” thing. Honestly, that’s a silly premise when I’m talking about a single country of 26 million out of 4.7 billion people. NK might barely round up to 1% of the population of Asia, so how is that exactly painting the whole continent? But between Hoxha-era Albania and North Korea, North Korea still exists in largely the same state. So it’s easier to reference as a standard right now.
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 2 weeks ago:
It was more a comment on analog regimes that inspire household level paranoia.
What I had really wanted to say was “What in the Enver Hoxha?” But I expected that reference to Europe’s most North Korean-style regime to miss.
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 2 weeks ago:
What in the Pyong Yang?
- Comment on you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse 2 weeks ago:
For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.
- Comment on Vampires are from Jersey 2 weeks ago:
Seriously.
One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy…
…How does one seek a script to Black Mirror?
- Comment on the young always think they have all the right answers but THIS eventually happens 3 weeks ago:
Dads that quote this are engaging in a form of Dunning-Kruger effect. Often they aren’t self-aware enough to realize that if you have to say you’re so smart, it often means you ain’t that smart.
- Comment on Sub for me 3 weeks ago:
“You have a presentation on Tuesday at 10. Here’s the PowerPoint deck. Don’t mess this up for me and I might top you up with another fiver ;)”
- Comment on Bat 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but I’m not THAT happy.
- Comment on Bat 3 weeks ago:
- Got some shit done today. That’s a happy bat.
- Comment on It's bad man 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, doing a same parallel tracking, I would have a 13 year old. shudder
- Comment on the young always think they have all the right answers but THIS eventually happens 3 weeks ago:
My Dad quoted this a few times, until he finally realized how incredibly untrue this can be when he falls for too many online scams.
- Comment on It's bad man 3 weeks ago:
Child, please.
Enjoy those knees while you can.
Source: Old enough to have a 25 year old kid.