All this woke ass anti cigarette shit! Y’all have obviously never enjoyed a cup of coffee and a smoke on a still summer morn. A post coital puff as your lover plays her fingers through your chest hair like smoke on the water. Good lord I miss cigarettes!
But seriously never smoke, it smells terrible, will ruin your health, and is an all around terrible proposition.
yesman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
So of he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.
huquad@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
You’re being ridiculous. Of course the gun is to offset his momentum. Couple shots should do it. \s
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of “all the extra shit they put in there”, and smokes a pack a week.
tfm@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
They aren’t wrong with that tbh
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Poor Nic (a teen):
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rockettaco37@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah! Merica!