ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is dehydrated 2 weeks ago:
As additional pressure until the water runs red.
- Comment on Planet of the apes: Beginning 2 weeks ago:
Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?
I’m not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.
- Comment on Yeasty 2 weeks ago:
‘Is Butterbean OK?’ -Johnny Knoxville
- Comment on Yeasty 2 weeks ago:
They ate themselves alive.
- Comment on American ambassador to Italy refuses to live in the official US residence in Rome. Instead, he stays on his super yacht moored 60 miles from the capital 3 weeks ago:
They’ll probably start collecting rainbow bracelets off of people they beat up as trophies.
- Comment on Piss Post 3 weeks ago:
You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 3 weeks ago:
Using Augusten Burroughs for their marketing was their first mistake.
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 3 weeks ago:
I’ve got nothing to hide ;)…
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 3 weeks ago:
Had TSA take me aside and X-ray my laptop for a good 20 minutes last time I flew.
To be fair, the laptop had a sticker that insinuated drug use, but it’s not like I had hidden a thousand doses of Mega LSD under the SSD (which it really looked like they were scanning for).
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 3 weeks ago:
I imagine they asked you to power the baby off and on whilst they his behind a blast shield.
- Comment on See their point 4 weeks ago:
Just make sure you don’t do a little crystal meth. It’ll lift you up until you break.
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 4 weeks ago:
There was this dumb ‘headset’ that retro enthusiasts loved that was just a big old Mah Bell phone receiver that plugged into your '00s era dumb phone.
Combine that with a High Quality landline phone ringtone and you’d be the coolest dork at the nerd party for approximately 5 minutes.
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 4 weeks ago:
Look out! It’s going to fire it’s laser!
:A bunch of feral cats materialize and chase a red dot around your chest:
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 4 weeks ago:
That’s how I made collect calls back in the 90s: I was also a parrot, back then. Your experience may have differed.
- Comment on You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this. 5 weeks ago:
Unexpected European Vacation quote.
- Comment on Dik Piks 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game 1 month ago:
I know it’s a typo, but now I want a cozy space ranch game based in the world of StarCraft.
- Comment on I require nothing more 1 month ago:
I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.
- Comment on I require nothing more 1 month ago:
Right? What is their workflow even like?
- Comment on I require nothing more 1 month ago:
I’m just thankful for any physical contact at this point.
- Comment on wtf 1 month ago:
I think scaring them over Cliff sides came into okay as well, though you aren’t wrong.
- Comment on wtf 1 month ago:
Depends on the animal, I suppose. A lion or a wolf would be too edgy and have rapey vibes, but a house cat or derpy good boy would be funny to me.
An octopus with Apex Predator under it while it is unscrewing a jar would own.
- Comment on wtf 1 month ago:
My favorite is to shout out, ‘What are you running from!’ when people jog by.
- Comment on PROGRESS 2 months ago:
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 2 months ago:
My mom’s Nissan Juke just started screaming, ‘Oh laaadyyy!’ whenever she starts it.
Any idea what’s going on? It’s a '16, only about 40k miles.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 2 months ago:
That’s racist.
/S
- Comment on RIP Thomas 2 months ago:
Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 2 months ago:
'beak ’ of his performance.
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 2 months ago:
I keep licking my phone but it isn’t working.
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 2 months ago:
I thought it was Eddie Burback. youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8