ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on Putting the die in diet 5 days ago:
My guess is the caffeine shuts off the appetite, hence having it at every meal.
- Comment on Putting the die in diet 5 days ago:
It looks like they’ve never heard of second breakfast, either.
- Comment on Putting the die in diet 5 days ago:
He also had to walk around a building a 3 times before entering. It’s a wonder he got anything done.
- Comment on Putting the die in diet 5 days ago:
It was the 70s. The average Vogue reader was assumed to be smoking a pack of Virginia Slims a day.
‘You’ve come a long way, baby!’
- Comment on Juicy 2 weeks ago:
The technical term for liquid that collects at the bottom of a waste receptacle is ‘Chaunce’.
Source: Had a friend that was a shipping mall janitor.
- Comment on Rainbolt never misses 4 weeks ago:
I think they are taking about the four unpaid sick days some people choose to use for vacation. /S
- Comment on If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s. 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t smoked in a decade, but I still miss the smell of good Dutch rolling tobacco. Now hardly anybody smokes, and if they do it’s cheap American cigarettes or shitty cigars.
- Comment on Anon visits America 4 weeks ago:
Yup, some Indians got pretty miffed about that: Maybe even angry.
- Comment on Anon visits America 4 weeks ago:
Oddly enough, asides from apple wedges and I think the side salad, the hot apple pie is technically vegan, not that I’d eat anything that came out of one of those kitchens.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I think this is closer to the truth.
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 4 weeks ago:
The endless fan-boat segment is the worst part of the game, for me at least. Physics are fucked, puzzles to progress are forced as hell. I was so happy when it was over.
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 4 weeks ago:
That, honestly, kept me from enjoying Fallout 3 after being introduced to the series via FO4. I understand that far in the future everything is going to be shitty and broken, but the raiders that just jumped me didn’t seem to have any problem getting hits with their useless broken pipe weapons that I can somehow use to repair 5% of the durability of my shitty pipe weapon.
- Comment on american culture 5 weeks ago:
I rebel against this fact by being American and using the spelling of “Grey” for the color, autocorrect be damned.
- Comment on american culture 5 weeks ago:
Yes!
- Comment on Any relations experts? 5 weeks ago:
I had a flatmate once the sleep walked and pissed in the hall closet once.
We called them ‘Pisscloset’ from that day forth.
- Comment on Any relations experts? 5 weeks ago:
Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.
Not to be trusted.
- Comment on Time is an unstoppable force 5 weeks ago:
The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist! Oh, what’s the time?
- Comment on GET REKT 5 weeks ago:
[ ] Mumps
- Comment on GET REKT 5 weeks ago:
Right? Have we all forgotten about killer bees all of the sudden?
- Comment on GET REKT 5 weeks ago:
Snakes On A Plane 4: This Time It’s Hornets- A film by Chat GPT
- Comment on GET REKT 5 weeks ago:
Whew. Looks like the feds didn’t find the colony of buzzy buddies I’ve been nurturing in the suburbs.
Can’t wait for spring!
- Comment on I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway 5 weeks ago:
Somehow, I grew up in the one neighborhood in the city that hasn’t had a spike in value in the last couple of decades. My mom refuses to move out to a retirement community (at this point she would need assisted living). She likes to talk about improving the property and what color she should paint the upstairs. Watches flipper shows all day.
I don’t have the heart to tell her that I have no interest in inheriting the property and that it will be a huge burden to liquidate all of the ‘antiques’ she has gathered over the last 80 years that now stink of cat piss and many colors of mold.
She’s always been there for me in my darkest hours, though, and so has that shit mid century ranch.
I’ll still let her win at Wheel of Fortune, as long as she can remember my name.
- Comment on Anon hates smartphones 1 month ago:
The Guinness Book of World Records was created to do just that, settle pub arguments.
- Comment on feral naming 1 month ago:
I’m my head a doodle bug is more like a beetle with long segmented legs that kind of bobs around as it doodles along.
- Comment on Germ Blaster 1 month ago:
I went for a whole month drying my hands with only independent research and the results were similar to using paper towels.
- Comment on I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store 1 month ago:
I can’t think of any examples of the top of my head, but aren’t there some games that should have thrived but we’re heals back by launching as Epic exclusives?
- Comment on I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store 1 month ago:
Hey sailor… ;)
- Comment on Good to see AAFES looking out for my health 1 month ago:
I miss the clutches of people that would congregate in smoking areas on breaks at work, kinda forced to socialize but all walks of life would be tied together by their shared vice.
Now the smoking area at work has dwindled so I feel like a pariah sucking on my electric nicotine pacifier for a couple minutes, staring at my phone and ignoring the other pariahs that come outside.
Hell, I think I met the larger part of my 2000s friend group striking up conversations outside of bars when you could no longer smoke inside.
Sorry I’m romanticizing am unhealthy dirty habit, but I do think that we, in the US at least, have vilified one more means of social connection.
- Comment on ugh i wish 2 months ago:
I feel like it’s only a matter of time until I see a headline that says, ‘White House votes A-trocities A-OK!’
- Comment on ugh i wish 2 months ago:
Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.