ZeffSyde

@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spider mech!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same family as ‘Daddy Long Legs’? From my colloquial knowledge they eat -missionaries- mosquitos, so pay them no mind if your tent is crawling with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spider mech!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why my ear is so itchy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll ask my priest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ooo.ooo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He. Ate. A baby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't be worse than what we have now...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is very sound logic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't be worse than what we have now...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon predicts the future of driving⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Welcome to Kuh-rayyayayazay Taxi! Select your destination! Would you like to play either the Offspring or Bad Religion during your ride?’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Identification⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  : Makes angry eye contact and points to door:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is waiting for Japan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the Japanese sword enthusiast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This will look so much better when it’s smothered in Kentucky Blue grass and drive ways. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a feeling his spine would be too weak to provide enough friction to properly cleanse ones rectum, but I appreciate the gesture all the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t had a TV in a while. Has the History Channel switched from being the Hitler Channel to the Freak Show/Family Reality Meltdown channel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kerosene or high proof alcohol works as well. Shoving some Styrofoam into the bottle before you fill it for bonus points if you have the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Simple Act of Buying a Graphics Card Is the Defining Misery of PC Gaming in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? I find solace in the fact that I can update individual parts of my PC over the years to play whatever new game catches my fancy. Buying a whole new console every generation seems wasteful.

  I’m definitely not on board with pixel chasers upgrading graphic cards every year, though. That feels even more wasteful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please answer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Iirc the psychoactive compound in ergot/morning glories is LSA, which is similar, but different from LSD. LSD is a refined version of LSA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cilanto 🌿⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To me, it tastes like what it was cooked in was never rinsed after washing. So much Thai takeout wasted even after I requested no cilantro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just institute a back seat compost system like I did as a teenager. You just have to stir it up every once in a while.

  Bonus is nobody asks you for a ride or for help moving, and eventually, you can just leave your windows down and the raccoons will do most of the work for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Death Quietly Adds Stevia to Tea Drinks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, I’ve heard it’s a migraine trigger for some people, but I suppose everything is a migraine trigger for someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Death Quietly Adds Stevia to Tea Drinks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The reason venues live the cans is that that can’t be recapped after opening, so they are harder to refill so you keep buying more instead of reupping in the bathroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the same⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His name was Jimi Hendrix!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancestry dot com⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL then! I love the history of words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancestry dot com⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Saltines are bright white in color. Also basic and bland. Dry. Cracker

  That has been my take, as a Northern white dude, at least. Possibly wrong, as always.

  I think I would feel more offended if someone called me a ‘honky’ as I am not a fan of basic ass cookie cutter Honky Tonk country music, and I’d be insulted at such an insinuation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eggs in japan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to imagine they have higher standards at their laying facilities, but theirs could be just as monstrous as our filthy torture facilities that produce most cheap eggs here.

  Maybe bird flu just hasn’t gotten there yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putting the die in diet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My guess is the caffeine shuts off the appetite, hence having it at every meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putting the die in diet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like they’ve never heard of second breakfast, either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putting the die in diet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He also had to walk around a building a 3 times before entering. It’s a wonder he got anything done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putting the die in diet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was the 70s. The average Vogue reader was assumed to be smoking a pack of Virginia Slims a day.

  ‘You’ve come a long way, baby!’