ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is dehydrated 10 months ago:
As additional pressure until the water runs red.
- Comment on Planet of the apes: Beginning 10 months ago:
Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?
I’m not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.
- Comment on Yeasty 10 months ago:
‘Is Butterbean OK?’ -Johnny Knoxville
- Comment on Yeasty 10 months ago:
They ate themselves alive.
- Comment on American ambassador to Italy refuses to live in the official US residence in Rome. Instead, he stays on his super yacht moored 60 miles from the capital 10 months ago:
They’ll probably start collecting rainbow bracelets off of people they beat up as trophies.
- Comment on Piss Post 10 months ago:
You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 10 months ago:
Using Augusten Burroughs for their marketing was their first mistake.
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 10 months ago:
I’ve got nothing to hide ;)…
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 10 months ago:
Had TSA take me aside and X-ray my laptop for a good 20 minutes last time I flew.
To be fair, the laptop had a sticker that insinuated drug use, but it’s not like I had hidden a thousand doses of Mega LSD under the SSD (which it really looked like they were scanning for).
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 10 months ago:
I imagine they asked you to power the baby off and on whilst they his behind a blast shield.
- Comment on See their point 10 months ago:
Just make sure you don’t do a little crystal meth. It’ll lift you up until you break.
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 10 months ago:
There was this dumb ‘headset’ that retro enthusiasts loved that was just a big old Mah Bell phone receiver that plugged into your '00s era dumb phone.
Combine that with a High Quality landline phone ringtone and you’d be the coolest dork at the nerd party for approximately 5 minutes.
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 10 months ago:
Look out! It’s going to fire it’s laser!
:A bunch of feral cats materialize and chase a red dot around your chest:
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 10 months ago:
That’s how I made collect calls back in the 90s: I was also a parrot, back then. Your experience may have differed.
- Comment on You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this. 11 months ago:
Unexpected European Vacation quote.
- Comment on Dik Piks 11 months ago:
- Comment on Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game 11 months ago:
I know it’s a typo, but now I want a cozy space ranch game based in the world of StarCraft.
- Comment on I require nothing more 11 months ago:
I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.
- Comment on I require nothing more 11 months ago:
Right? What is their workflow even like?
- Comment on I require nothing more 11 months ago:
I’m just thankful for any physical contact at this point.
- Comment on wtf 11 months ago:
I think scaring them over Cliff sides came into okay as well, though you aren’t wrong.
- Comment on wtf 11 months ago:
Depends on the animal, I suppose. A lion or a wolf would be too edgy and have rapey vibes, but a house cat or derpy good boy would be funny to me.
An octopus with Apex Predator under it while it is unscrewing a jar would own.
- Comment on wtf 11 months ago:
My favorite is to shout out, ‘What are you running from!’ when people jog by.
- Comment on PROGRESS 11 months ago:
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 11 months ago:
My mom’s Nissan Juke just started screaming, ‘Oh laaadyyy!’ whenever she starts it.
Any idea what’s going on? It’s a '16, only about 40k miles.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 11 months ago:
That’s racist.
/S
- Comment on RIP Thomas 11 months ago:
Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 11 months ago:
'beak ’ of his performance.
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 1 year ago:
I keep licking my phone but it isn’t working.
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 1 year ago:
I thought it was Eddie Burback. youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8