ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on doctors 16 hours ago:
My mother had a doctor that refused to move forward with knee surgery because she was so depressed and refused to do therapy because it hurt her knee so much to move around.
I guess I understand, why go through the trouble of surgery if she’s just going to be a bummer couch potato afterwards and never change her ways?
But at least she’d be a bummer couch potato whose knee didn’t threaten to give out on her whenever she tried to do laundry in the basement.
If I take my car in for new brake pads, don’t refuse me service because the transmission is on its way out.
- Comment on It's My Nature 16 hours ago:
Slappers only!
- Comment on Uncultured 22 hours ago:
To slowly disperse neurotoxin when you chew on them.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 week ago:
Oh man, this is worse than the time my friends had me order a burger with Fromunda cheese…
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 week ago:
You can kind of use it like ‘y’all’.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 1 week ago:
Wait, what’s ligma?
- Comment on Choose one 2 weeks ago:
Eeerectin’ a sentry!
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 2 weeks ago:
Number 2.
Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.
- Comment on Spider mech!! 3 weeks ago:
Same family as ‘Daddy Long Legs’? From my colloquial knowledge they eat -missionaries- mosquitos, so pay them no mind if your tent is crawling with them.
- Comment on Spider mech!! 3 weeks ago:
That’s why my ear is so itchy.
- Comment on Stuck 4 weeks ago:
I’ll ask my priest.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 4 weeks ago:
This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 4 weeks ago:
He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 4 weeks ago:
I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.
- Comment on ooo.ooo 5 weeks ago:
He. Ate. A baby!
- Comment on Couldn't be worse than what we have now... 5 weeks ago:
That is very sound logic.
- Comment on Couldn't be worse than what we have now... 5 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.
- Comment on Anon predicts the future of driving 5 weeks ago:
‘Welcome to Kuh-rayyayayazay Taxi! Select your destination! Would you like to play either the Offspring or Bad Religion during your ride?’
- Comment on Rock Identification 1 month ago:
: Makes angry eye contact and points to door:
- Comment on Anon is waiting for Japan 1 month ago:
Found the Japanese sword enthusiast.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
This will look so much better when it’s smothered in Kentucky Blue grass and drive ways. /S
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 1 month ago:
I have a feeling his spine would be too weak to provide enough friction to properly cleanse ones rectum, but I appreciate the gesture all the same.
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 1 month ago:
I haven’t had a TV in a while. Has the History Channel switched from being the Hitler Channel to the Freak Show/Family Reality Meltdown channel?
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 1 month ago:
Kerosene or high proof alcohol works as well. Shoving some Styrofoam into the bottle before you fill it for bonus points if you have the time.
- Comment on The Simple Act of Buying a Graphics Card Is the Defining Misery of PC Gaming in 2025 2 months ago:
Right? I find solace in the fact that I can update individual parts of my PC over the years to play whatever new game catches my fancy. Buying a whole new console every generation seems wasteful.
I’m definitely not on board with pixel chasers upgrading graphic cards every year, though. That feels even more wasteful.
- Comment on Please answer. 2 months ago:
Iirc the psychoactive compound in ergot/morning glories is LSA, which is similar, but different from LSD. LSD is a refined version of LSA.
- Comment on cilanto 🌿 2 months ago:
To me, it tastes like what it was cooked in was never rinsed after washing. So much Thai takeout wasted even after I requested no cilantro.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Just institute a back seat compost system like I did as a teenager. You just have to stir it up every once in a while.
Bonus is nobody asks you for a ride or for help moving, and eventually, you can just leave your windows down and the raccoons will do most of the work for you.
- Comment on Liquid Death Quietly Adds Stevia to Tea Drinks 2 months ago:
To be fair, I’ve heard it’s a migraine trigger for some people, but I suppose everything is a migraine trigger for someone.
- Comment on Liquid Death Quietly Adds Stevia to Tea Drinks 2 months ago:
The reason venues live the cans is that that can’t be recapped after opening, so they are harder to refill so you keep buying more instead of reupping in the bathroom.