Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemm.ee
- Comment on WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee 7 hours ago:
Funny, I felt the same way about my wife, but she surprised me in the end…
- Comment on WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee 7 hours ago:
That’s about the time I started building my MP4 collection… Which is up to at least 2TB by now, if not 3…
- Comment on Interesting question I really hadn't thought about 1 week ago:
I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can’t for the life of me remember why… She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything…
- Comment on Impossible 2 weeks ago:
BC and AD are separate numbering schemes- so just because there is no year 0 defined doesn’t mean you can’t extrapolate - 0 AD is the same as 1 BC, and you’ll have -1 AD which is equivalent to 2 BC and so forth…
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 2 weeks ago:
I have a 2005 car, but I don’t burn CDs. I plug my phone into a cassette adapter.
- Comment on Relatable 4 weeks ago:
Yes!
- Comment on women are the devil 5 weeks ago:
They just want you to think they’re incompetent…
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 1 month ago:
Solid advice, but the problem is, crazy will rock your world…
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 1 month ago:
parse
That sounds like technical jargon…
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 1 month ago:
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 1 month ago:
I don’t remember a once-in-a-generation economic crisis in 2002… I remember the dotcom bust and my dad watching his retirement evaporate in 2000…
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 1 month ago:
I blame office staff- when I had my wisdom teeth removed, it was going to be a shit show, so they sold me on “putting me under”- insurance would only cover local, but “you don’t want to be awake for all the digging and prying” which did not sound like fun so I agreed, at a cost of $400. Of course I woke up in the middle of it, and got to experience the digging and prying… Didn’t hurt at all, but it was still disconcerting. I found out later this wasn’t anything unusual. Had I known I would have been awake, I wouldn’t have spent the extra money.
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 month ago:
Is that an order?
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 month ago:
Many years ago, my girlfriend’s grandma said I had a good voice for radio. I misheard her, thought she said a good face for radio. I didn’t react badly at the time, because being polite and all, but I didn’t like her grandma for a while. Then it came out what she had really said, girlfriend had a big laugh. I don’t remember what grandma thought of it, I was a little too embarrassed to have any attention to spare…
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 month ago:
Honestly I don’t think the ratio is that bad… But it doesn’t have to be, when just one creep can ruin your life…
- Comment on Diagram for accuracy, ms paint edition 1 month ago:
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 1 month ago:
My wife of 20 years just suddenly (to me anyway) decided she wants a divorce. I was 30 when we got married. Your life is just beginning. Don’t waste it feeling sorry for yourself.
- Comment on PROTEIN BRO 1 month ago:
Those who can’t teach phys Ed, administrate.
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 2 months ago:
My granddad rocked the mustache til his death. Helps that he had much lighter hair.
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 2 months ago:
I have one in Arizona - trade?
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 2 months ago:
I have one in Arizona - trade?
- Comment on wrong again 2 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 2 months ago:
But where’s the fun in that?
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 2 months ago:
They’ve already had this one, I guarantee it.
- Comment on 1987 2 months ago:
This. I didn’t know steak was good until I spent a few months living with my uncle, because growing up, if my mom made steak, it was like burnt shoe leather. Why would I ever think to order it at a restaurant?
- Comment on 1987 2 months ago:
It’s kind of Bostonian too, but then it’s pronounced “suppah”.
- Comment on 1987 2 months ago:
I grew up with frozen vegetables, my wife grew up with canned… Just one of our many incompatibilities…
- Comment on Anon's PC works 4 months ago:
This. I don’t know how many people’s PCs I’ve looked at where they have ddr, but only one stick of RAM…
- Comment on Anon's PC works 4 months ago:
That’s not how current works (most of the time… Some loads, i.e. big motors, might do that, but not any solid state electronics)
- Comment on Anon's PC works 4 months ago:
I’m still using the i7 I built up back in 2017 or so… Upgraded to SSD some years ago, will be upping the ram to 64gigs (max the mb can handle) in a few days when it arrives…