Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemm.ee
- Comment on Relatable 1 week ago:
Yes!
- Comment on women are the devil 2 weeks ago:
They just want you to think they’re incompetent…
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 3 weeks ago:
Solid advice, but the problem is, crazy will rock your world…
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 3 weeks ago:
parse
That sounds like technical jargon…
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 4 weeks ago:
I don’t remember a once-in-a-generation economic crisis in 2002… I remember the dotcom bust and my dad watching his retirement evaporate in 2000…
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 4 weeks ago:
I blame office staff- when I had my wisdom teeth removed, it was going to be a shit show, so they sold me on “putting me under”- insurance would only cover local, but “you don’t want to be awake for all the digging and prying” which did not sound like fun so I agreed, at a cost of $400. Of course I woke up in the middle of it, and got to experience the digging and prying… Didn’t hurt at all, but it was still disconcerting. I found out later this wasn’t anything unusual. Had I known I would have been awake, I wouldn’t have spent the extra money.
- Comment on Anon orders food 4 weeks ago:
Is that an order?
- Comment on Anon orders food 4 weeks ago:
Many years ago, my girlfriend’s grandma said I had a good voice for radio. I misheard her, thought she said a good face for radio. I didn’t react badly at the time, because being polite and all, but I didn’t like her grandma for a while. Then it came out what she had really said, girlfriend had a big laugh. I don’t remember what grandma thought of it, I was a little too embarrassed to have any attention to spare…
- Comment on Anon orders food 4 weeks ago:
Honestly I don’t think the ratio is that bad… But it doesn’t have to be, when just one creep can ruin your life…
- Comment on Diagram for accuracy, ms paint edition 4 weeks ago:
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 5 weeks ago:
My wife of 20 years just suddenly (to me anyway) decided she wants a divorce. I was 30 when we got married. Your life is just beginning. Don’t waste it feeling sorry for yourself.
- Comment on PROTEIN BRO 5 weeks ago:
Those who can’t teach phys Ed, administrate.
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 1 month ago:
My granddad rocked the mustache til his death. Helps that he had much lighter hair.
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 1 month ago:
I have one in Arizona - trade?
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 1 month ago:
I have one in Arizona - trade?
- Comment on wrong again 1 month ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 2 months ago:
But where’s the fun in that?
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 2 months ago:
They’ve already had this one, I guarantee it.
- Comment on 1987 2 months ago:
This. I didn’t know steak was good until I spent a few months living with my uncle, because growing up, if my mom made steak, it was like burnt shoe leather. Why would I ever think to order it at a restaurant?
- Comment on 1987 2 months ago:
It’s kind of Bostonian too, but then it’s pronounced “suppah”.
- Comment on 1987 2 months ago:
I grew up with frozen vegetables, my wife grew up with canned… Just one of our many incompatibilities…
- Comment on Anon's PC works 3 months ago:
This. I don’t know how many people’s PCs I’ve looked at where they have ddr, but only one stick of RAM…
- Comment on Anon's PC works 3 months ago:
That’s not how current works (most of the time… Some loads, i.e. big motors, might do that, but not any solid state electronics)
- Comment on Anon's PC works 3 months ago:
I’m still using the i7 I built up back in 2017 or so… Upgraded to SSD some years ago, will be upping the ram to 64gigs (max the mb can handle) in a few days when it arrives…
- Comment on Time to make your decesion 3 months ago:
I’ve been there. My opponent ended up kneeling before me and admitting defeat.
- Comment on Time to make your decesion 3 months ago:
Wallace. Bet he’s seen some shit.
- Comment on I'm seriously proud of this 3 months ago:
It pisses me off so much when Farcebook puts one of those rage-bait stories in my feed that I feel compelled to respond to, but I don’t want to go off half cocked, so I take a minute to Google it, or maybe just grab an image to make a witty response, and as soon as I click back on the tab, it refreshes and the post is gone, never to be seen again…
/rant
- Comment on As a human, here is my human take on unions 4 months ago:
Can we get refugee status in your country?
- Comment on Anon reads the news 4 months ago:
Still horrible for his family…