Do they? I’ve never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy’s name. I’ve heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.
Interesting question I really hadn't thought about
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 months ago
fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Richard, maybe
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Jimmy!
Nariom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Beats me.
zeet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Other way round, surely?
frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
…And don’t call me Shirley
Fabian@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 2 months ago
Am I going too far if I have a X509 certificate for my penis?
KingTootsie@programming.dev 2 months ago
Everyone always talks about safety in bed, nobody talks about security in bed 😔
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Was I supposed to do that?
LittleLordFauntleroy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I know they do it sometimes in media but I don’t know - nor do I want to know - if it’s common at all in real life.
hihi24522@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”
The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Is this the krusty krab?
“No, this is Patricia!”
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 2 months ago
No one I know does this. What a weird thing to do.
Monster96@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t want a stranger making most of my decisions.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
What?!
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can’t for the life of me remember why… She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything…
qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
That’s a thing?
boonhet@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I thought that if anyone does, it’s their partners. I don’t know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don’t really discuss dicks much with my friends
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ve two of them and I like being able to address them individually
son_of_phil@lemm.ee 2 months ago
We’ve been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mine has no name other than my own.
POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Mr. Boopsie?
beepbooprobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
William, it’s short for Willie
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Women asked…
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
We do?
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 2 months ago
Would you like at that Nagini… That dude has a nameless penis ahahah
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I only read shhhs shshhs hhhs hshshsh… can anyone translate parcel?
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Only as a joke, as far as I’m aware