Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”
The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…
Do they? I’ve never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy’s name. I’ve heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.
Was I supposed to do that?
Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?
Beats me.
Other way round, surely?
…And don’t call me Shirley
Am I going too far if I have a X509 certificate for my penis?
Everyone always talks about safety in bed, nobody talks about security in bed 😔
I don’t want a stranger making most of my decisions.
When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.
Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?
I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can’t for the life of me remember why… She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything…
I know they do it sometimes in media but I don’t know - nor do I want to know - if it’s common at all in real life.
No one I know does this. What a weird thing to do.
What?!
We’ve been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.
I thought that if anyone does, it’s their partners. I don’t know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don’t really discuss dicks much with my friends
I’ve two of them and I like being able to address them individually
It’s not just men! y.yarn.co/7477b5f0-7209-49fb-9701-73cb4484505a.mp…
Mr. Boopsie?
Women asked…
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
We do?
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 1 day ago
Would you like at that Nagini… That dude has a nameless penis ahahah
Siegfried@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I only read shhhs shshhs hhhs hshshsh… can anyone translate parcel?
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Only as a joke, as far as I’m aware