The smiling bugs me, but a frown face wouldn’t be better so I guess it’s for the best
Diagram for accuracy, ms paint edition
Submitted 4 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/b6f9af9b-2482-4135-bde9-620579affbfb.png
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Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The flushed cheeks tie it all together.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
😬
qbus@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The MS paint smile of the patient is concerning
Zip2@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Where’s the bit that goes brrrzzzz when you hit the sides when taking the bone out?
Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
Zip2@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
That’s true, and it is better to slow cook the meat while it’s still on the bone I guess.
propter_hog@hexbear.net 4 weeks ago
Maybe I have a dirty mind, but it seems like the instrument is going inside the patient in an unpleasant manner.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I mean you’re not wrong, but you’re probably also not right.
It probably would be quite unpleasant, hence the anesthesiologist.
A laproscopy is when an incision is made, usually near the navel, in the abdomen, and then a … basically mechanical camera snake… is inserted into the abdomen, to get a look at usually the organs in/near your pelvis.
Segmentecomy means they are also removing some kind of… growth on, or portion of, some organ.
I think lateral means the actual cut is being made on one or the other side of the patient, their right or left kidney, but it may also refer to the general orientation of the cut itself.
Not a surgeon, not sure.
So yeah, its a snake camera getting inserted into a cut in your abdomen so a surgeon can better see their hands, with a scalpel, taking a tumor or cyst off of your liver or something like that.
Not exactly what I’d call a pleasant insertion.
… Also you should try anal.
propter_hog@hexbear.net 4 weeks ago
Ah, I’m on a phone, I missed the text at the bottom
popcap200@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
The patient doesn’t seem to find it so unpleasant. 😏
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Considering that the surgeon had to rip them a new one to stick that in, yeah, I’d say so.
cymbal_king@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They aren’t setting themselves up for success. Every nurse knows you gotta put the harmonic scalpel on top of the cautery. You need dat space
peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
That’s a decent sized frog there!
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Insufflator
Really weird way to say “coke straw” but you do you.
axont@hexbear.net 4 weeks ago
Sometimes people tell me I’m an insufflator. At least that’s what I think they’re saying
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Diagram explaining the use of a Magic Wand™