Walk_blesseD
@Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Insufferable tranarkiddie, naïve optimist, shit-talker. (she/her)
- Comment on Motivational, inspiring 4 days ago:
Bames Nond’s having a stronk?
- Comment on Single-bladed razors are superior! 5 days ago:
No, it’s physically impossible /s
- Comment on 'Slap in the face' for police as memorial defaced with graffiti 1 week ago:
Piggies seethe
- Comment on Anon eats lunch alone 1 week ago:
Can’t even call a whinging male a mo*d in c/greentext anymore. Literally 1984
- Comment on Anon eats lunch alone 1 week ago:
I think it’s some moid cope intended to justify their victimhood fetish
- Comment on Anon eats lunch alone 1 week ago:
I think it’s pretty funny that someone felt the need to censor “normalfag” but not “sperglord”
- Comment on Reactor goes brrr 2 weeks ago:
How about “use air to turn a generator”? Now that’s original. Or photovoltaics, I guess.
- Comment on City builder Workers & Resources finally brings socialism to the USA and UK with latest DLC 2 weeks ago:
It did when I tried earlier this year 🤷♀️
- Comment on No one: Mexican restaurant names 3 weeks ago:
Certified loverboy, certified pedophile
- Comment on What are your favorite "gotta go in blind" games? 3 weeks ago:
In Stars and Time
- Comment on Life goal: accomplished 3 weeks ago:
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it’s human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it’s cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3’3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It’s relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it’s combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It’s ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it’s current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you’re getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon’s energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon’s wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you’re hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon’s movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it’s sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon’s defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon’s slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it’s sunny). It’s access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
- Comment on Score 3 weeks ago:
her coy personality would be an actual red flag
Oh it already is. She and Scott deserve each other (read that in a disdainful tone).
- Comment on Mid 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but the dream was dogwater tbh
- Comment on Well THAT fucking sucks! 🤬 4 weeks ago:
You do know that if no one payed [sic] for premium and every one blocked all ads YouTube would have to shut down
Don’t threaten us with a good time.
- Comment on Sydney University academics pursued for speaking out against Gaza atrocities 4 weeks ago:
Alrighty there champ, are you sure you really wanna do the whole “they don’t have enough ovens” bit? Jfc, it’s blatantly obvious that Benny from Cheltenham’s plan is to forcibly remove the Palestinian population from Gaza and parts of the West Bank to continue pursuing the Israeli state’s settler colonialist aims. Y’know, genocide.
- Comment on Sydney University academics pursued for speaking out against Gaza atrocities 4 weeks ago:
Mate, you’re fucked in the head.
- Comment on Ahahah, it's too late Batman, I've already released an uncountable amount of PFAS into Gotham's water supply! 4 weeks ago:
I do love how Clock King’s power is basically just weaponised autism. Memorising train timetables and factoring in expected delays to services to properly time his getaway in the middle of a fight is pretty iconic tbh.
- Comment on How To Train Your Dragon | Official Teaser Trailer 4 weeks ago:
Why are they just remaking a movie that already exists instead of trying something else? Idk, I’ve always just wanted a faithful adaptation of the books.
- Comment on Train finally returns to Counter-Strike 2 in the latest big update 5 weeks ago:
Agency when?
- Comment on Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM 5 weeks ago:
It’s all shits and giggles until anon ends up in a ‘man vs bear spray’ scenario
- Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 📖 Tuesday, November 12, 2024 5 weeks ago:
Got off TAFE early today. Teacher had to pick up her kid from childcare cause they couldn’t be arsed dealing with a three year old’s tantrum. Some bullshit about the literal toddler posing a threat to other kids.
I was hoping to get more work done today. Guess I’m getting more units extended to next week.
- Comment on I'm surprised it hasn't been taken down yet ...well maybe not that surprised 5 weeks ago:
Helpful guide for anyone reading this thread who’s still unsure:
Doxxing people as a general rule is bad. Doxxing actual fucking nazis specifically is a public service (cool and good).
- Comment on Philip Zimbardo, 91, Whose Stanford Prison Experiment Studied Evil, Dies 5 weeks ago:
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
- Comment on Sexual Kinks 1 month ago:
Shes just like me frfr
- Comment on C..c..can you do bad things to me? 1 month ago:
Be the change you wish to see.
- Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🐕🐶🐕🦺🐩 Saturday, November 9, 2024 1 month ago:
That cat is truly splendid.
- Comment on Labor backs 16 as the minimum age to use social media ahead of national cabinet meeting - ABC News 1 month ago:
Not a good day to be a child in an abusive household who gets their support online, I guess.
- Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 😺🐶🐰 Thursday, November 7, 2024 1 month ago:
Funny lil’ guy I saw yesterday on my walk
- Comment on Since when does a clock need a privacy policy? 1 month ago:
But I block their ads… are they stupid???
- Comment on Pee posting? 1 month ago:
Nonono, peeing is when stuff comes out. Sounding is when stuff goes in. Easy mistake to make.
