Zip2
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- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 1 day ago:
You mean the 1780s, right?
- Comment on Bombs Awat 3 days ago:
Is there a safe word?
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 3 days ago:
Makes perfect sense if read in the voice of Cat from Red Dwarf.
- Comment on Bombs Awat 3 days ago:
How do they stop the little parachutes from sliding off?
- Comment on How to avoid having cat hair all over my house and clothes every 2 days? 3 days ago:
Have you thought about shaving them?
- Comment on Thames Water supply ‘on knife-edge’ with £23bn repairs needed 4 days ago:
You’re absolutely right. Thames water claim 16 million customers, so that brings it down to a much more manageable £14,375 per customer, based on us getting shafted equally.
- Comment on Thames Water supply ‘on knife-edge’ with £23bn repairs needed 4 days ago:
Quick calculation: that’s ~£98.3k per person in the Thames Valley area.
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- Comment on Horse denier 4 days ago:
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
- Comment on Typhoo Tea teeters on the brink of administration 1 week ago:
Oooooh.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Other entrances to Narnia are available.
- Submitted 1 week ago to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk | 3 comments
- Comment on Nine in ten honey samples from UK retailers fail authenticity test 1 week ago:
Those damn bees are scamming us!
- Comment on Dear Americans, be prepare to get screwed! 2 weeks ago:
I believe the internals are all made from freedomite and it’s all a brand new design.
- Comment on Dear Americans, be prepare to get screwed! 2 weeks ago:
That’s fine, you’re all ok with American made laptops, right?
- Comment on Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous 2 weeks ago:
Hey I’m not judging. Whatever floats your boat.
Or stops it sinking.
- Comment on Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous 2 weeks ago:
I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?
- Comment on Kemi Badenoch wins race to become Conservative leader. 2 weeks ago:
“Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.
- Comment on Man arrested over theft of 22 tonnes of cheese from Neal’s Yard Dairy 3 weeks ago:
Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?
I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.
Etc.
- Comment on UKHSA detects first case of Clade Ib mpox. 3 weeks ago:
How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time it’s mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.
- Comment on You have 8 seconds. 3 weeks ago:
“Up or down?”
- Comment on Cycling will be more dangerous due to council clampdowns, say campaigners 3 weeks ago:
I think it’s a great idea, but given there’s no budget for extra policing and most councils are on the verge of bankruptcy, how would this be enforced?
I can think of some suggestions, but they involve a fair amount of potential risk to the pedestrians which wouldn’t be acceptable!
- Comment on Britons are dying in a blizzard of cheap cocaine. Why is so little being done to save them? 3 weeks ago:
Won’t someone think of the eels.
- Comment on Big Ol' Beavers 4 weeks ago:
And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.
- Comment on smart engineering 4 weeks ago:
Yeah but it’s where the real magic happens and the company would fall about without them because they’re irreplaceable.
- Comment on smart engineering 4 weeks ago:
Capitalist engineer.
- Comment on Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage 4 weeks ago:
It’s just a damn shame she didn’t have time to freeze it first.
- Comment on Waiting patiently while the woodcocks do their thing 4 weeks ago:
Are they trying not to attract sandworms?
- Comment on GRIZZLODILE 5 weeks ago:
Steve Irwin would still have fed them.
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 5 weeks ago:
It’s a bit like trying to watch a pug dog breath.