Zip2

@Zip2@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey I’m not judging. Whatever floats your boat.

  Or stops it sinking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kemi Badenoch wins race to become Conservative leader.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man arrested over theft of 22 tonnes of cheese from Neal’s Yard Dairy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?

  I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.

  Etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UKHSA detects first case of Clade Ib mpox.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time it’s mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Up or down?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cycling will be more dangerous due to council clampdowns, say campaigners⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a great idea, but given there’s no budget for extra policing and most councils are on the verge of bankruptcy, how would this be enforced?

  I can think of some suggestions, but they involve a fair amount of potential risk to the pedestrians which wouldn’t be acceptable!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britons are dying in a blizzard of cheap cocaine. Why is so little being done to save them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t someone think of the eels.

  standard.co.uk/…/cocaine-in-the-river-thames-is-a…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Ol' Beavers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smart engineering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but it’s where the real magic happens and the company would fall about without them because they’re irreplaceable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smart engineering⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalist engineer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just a damn shame she didn’t have time to freeze it first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waiting patiently while the woodcocks do their thing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they trying not to attract sandworms?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GRIZZLODILE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Steve Irwin would still have fed them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a bit like trying to watch a pug dog breath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok boomer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Give a cashier a wage, or give me a staff discount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turkish Airlines plane makes emergency landing in New York after pilot dies mid-flight⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Wonder if he ate the fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Climate tipping points' could 'wipe out' UK crop growing, report warns⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously that’s not good, but serious question: could we potentially grow more crops that are currently suited to warmer climates? Grapes, olives etc?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britons ‘healthier than Americans’ but more likely to doubt health, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  It’s a conspiracy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British travel bloggers ‘sugarcoating’ China’s Uyghur problem to the delight of Beijing: Influencers claim to be exposing 'Western lies' about Xinjiang, claiming they have not seen human rights abuses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “We didn’t see anything bad in the areas we were allowed to go to”.

  Yeah……

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britons ‘healthier than Americans’ but more likely to doubt health, study finds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans can’t. Would have to be a drive through limbo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data is a plural⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Obviously the bottom one is English, and the top one is simplified English.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm homeless after making and losing £1,000,000 and having a hit film⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s super, smashing and great to see what he won.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was the creation of the universe politically motivated or was it done for other reasons?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not “created”, just a random event possibly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boomer generation hit the economic jackpot. Young people will inherit their massive debts.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or make them pay for their own winter heating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, they’re not over here. That’s why I’ve beer heard of it.

  I wonder if this trend will catch on to not cooking anything else properly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you say trend, is it only on TikTok?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We lost Keanu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what that is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We lost Keanu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  By having one of its members die in a car crash?

  I mean I don’t like the guy or his stories that’s he’s trying to pass off as fact, but I don’t wish that on his loved ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire Guy Hands’ property firm takes housing reforms to European court⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And I hope the EU court throws it straight back at him.