Zip2
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- Comment on Laurence Fox charged with sexual offence over photo of TV presenter 3 days ago:
It’s always the ones you most expect.
- Comment on Online gangs of teenage boys sharing extreme material are ‘emerging threat’ in UK 3 days ago:
Oh god, no. I’m not going back to Reddit, let alone a subreddit like that.
The lack of introspection doesn’t come as a surprise, that would also require self-awareness.
- Comment on Online gangs of teenage boys sharing extreme material are ‘emerging threat’ in UK 3 days ago:
I hadn’t heard about the backlash! Who is that from, the ones portrayed by the program?
- Comment on Ads are a plague 4 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t be buying a Maserati if I was using my head. Merely pointing out they are owned by the same company (for now), as is the car I currently own.
- Comment on 'Don't Buy a Swasticar': Tesla hit by UK boycott campaign over Elon Musk's far-right support 4 weeks ago:
“High five, fellow Tesla driver!”
- Comment on 'Don't Buy a Swasticar': Tesla hit by UK boycott campaign over Elon Musk's far-right support 4 weeks ago:
Yes! And like the notices on lorries and buses to not undertake when it’s turning left, you could have a Tesla sticker for “don’t overtake as this vehicle could veer violently to the right”.
- Comment on Andrew and Tristan Tate leave Romania, sources tell BBC - live updates 4 weeks ago:
Trumps new pick for “Minister for Women’s Affairs” probably.
- Comment on Ads are a plague 4 weeks ago:
There’s still Caterhams and Ginettas.
Although on second thoughts they’re probably not allowed in a country where the inhabitants can’t be trusted with a Kinder surprise egg.
- Comment on Ads are a plague 4 weeks ago:
But I quite like the latest Maserati.
- Comment on 'Don't Buy a Swasticar': Tesla hit by UK boycott campaign over Elon Musk's far-right support 4 weeks ago:
“Please consider parking around the back in future to avoid the embarrassment for both of us”.
- Comment on Ban misogynistic online pornography, review to propose 4 weeks ago:
Absolutely. They’ll be no stopping her once she gets the bit between her teeth.
- Comment on 'Don't Buy a Swasticar': Tesla hit by UK boycott campaign over Elon Musk's far-right support 4 weeks ago:
We need the entire country to unite and start pointing and laughing at Tesla drivers.
- Comment on Andrew and Tristan Tate leave Romania, sources tell BBC - live updates 4 weeks ago:
There’s no way they’ll return to Romania, and I don’t expect the US will extradite them. Aren’t they wanted for offences here too?
- Comment on Why do people see me as far older than 19 when I type the way I do sometimes?/Why do people think full stops are rude? 4 weeks ago:
Hearing aids and being called a boomer. Now I have OPs problem.
- Comment on Who will be the next James Bond? Amazon's tough 007 decision 4 weeks ago:
Michelle Yeoh!
- Comment on Why do people see me as far older than 19 when I type the way I do sometimes?/Why do people think full stops are rude? 4 weeks ago:
Sorry, what?
- Comment on Why do people see me as far older than 19 when I type the way I do sometimes?/Why do people think full stops are rude? 4 weeks ago:
I am only assume it’s because your written communication is of a higher standard than your contemporaries. Keep it up.
- Comment on Hurry it along chucklenuts 5 weeks ago:
This is missing the previous 10 minutes of them:
- carefully packing each item one at a time into the bags that are five feet away
- forgetting where they put their purse/wallet
- finding their glasses case
- putting their glasses on
- finding a huge wad of coupons and handing them all to the cashier in the hope one might be valid
- slowly reading what’s displayed on the contactless payment point
- finding their loyalty card
- finding a payment card and putting it in the machine, taking it back out, turning it around and putting it back in the correct way
- forgetting their PIN
- rummaging around for a post it note that might have the correct PIN written on it
- finding their phone, waiting for it to turn on so they can call three relatives, neighbours etc to see if they know the PIN.
- reopening the wallet to put the card away and getting cash out, starting with a tonne of coins
- being handed their receipt and having a conversation with the cashier
- moving about a foot away to put everything away again, but still managing to block the line
Fucking move it Dorris, you haven’t got long left.
- Comment on Hurry it along chucklenuts 5 weeks ago:
And get that huge wad of coupons out and see if any of them are valid!
- Comment on Basic courtesy 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, if only.
- Comment on Basic courtesy 5 weeks ago:
Not just American. Increasingly common in the UK too.
- Comment on SkyNews | The number of people on NHS waiting lists in England has fallen for the fourth month in a row, new figures show. 1 month ago:
Or they’ve emigrated!
- Comment on SkyNews | The number of people on NHS waiting lists in England has fallen for the fourth month in a row, new figures show. 1 month ago:
Because more of them have been treated, or because they’ve died off while waiting?
Is there a supporting article?
- Comment on Ex-Tory MP reportedly joins Ukraine foreign legion in non-combat role 1 month ago:
Farage likes to be anywhere other than his own constituency, we should send him too.
- Comment on "I know the perfect place for the ESP button! Right in front of the drivers knee!" 1 month ago:
Pro tip from someone who’s been driving manual for 30+ years: the throttle isn’t a switch. You can just press it a bit. You don’t need to redline every shift.
- Comment on Gen Z far less likely to be atheists than parents and grandparents, new study reveals 1 month ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on "I know the perfect place for the ESP button! Right in front of the drivers knee!" 1 month ago:
I find the best way to avoid driving aids from kicking is to not drive like a knobhead on the roads.
Fuck, I’ve become my dad.
- Comment on "I know the perfect place for the ESP button! Right in front of the drivers knee!" 1 month ago:
That 3hp can be a handful, right?
- Comment on Localisation 1 month ago:
Why? We have wobbly arsed pigeons here too.
- Comment on Misogyny identified as breeding ground for extremism in UK, says leaked report 1 month ago:
Do the comments have terrible spelling and grammar by any chance?
