ikidd

@ikidd@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imaging sending AI Memes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I looked at this picture and remembered the urn they gave me when my Dad passed away in nineteen ninety eight when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where would you put yourself today?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I farm on the Canadian Prairies and I don’t even own a set of long-johns. You can put me in the -30 square wearing a flannel shirt.

  I am fucked when it gets over +25C though. I hate it so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She married him so he didn’t die of scurvy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And pasta to China.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a 6 and an 11.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  <sploosh>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAYDAY from the airwaves: Belarus begins a death penalty purge of radio amateurs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, that’s grim. I was waiting for something to tell me it was satire. It is not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yummy, in my tummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Diff oil is the worst, especially if it’s been heated in a catastrophuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yummy, in my tummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tractors are born looking for a novel and expensive way to die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tells a true story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she just doesn't understand me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Comes up all the time, and I’ve used android phones for almost 17 years. Maybe you don’t leave your music volume pegged all the time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she just doesn't understand me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the max volume warning on Android since forever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's it going to take to truly stop the US?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think we want to see what the world’s biggest military would do if there were large-scale attacks on American soil. This planet would be a smoking ruin before calmer heads prevailed. They lost their fucking minds for more than a decade after the WTC strikes and still haven’t recovered, and are currently backsliding.

  Man, fuck that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Morse code lovers and navy trainers persist with skill others deem a dying art⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve forgotten nearly all of it from my license test, and with luck, what I drank last night will have wiped out the rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its affirmation therapy for insecure people. “Somebody likes the thing I like!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its literally being done now. Its excruciating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨handling strays⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the first result of “wokaj” there, sport.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need to vent about plastic milk jugs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s so the sides don’t sag or bulge when full. It’s like corrugations in metal roofing/siding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it was a show about old retired women to start with…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it is legal to keep a kangaroo as a pet in oklahoma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More like livestock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Add this number to 35 for your age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bed head⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed the stream of shit they emit pretty much constantly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck roosters.

  It is an utter mystery to me that after how many millennia of raising chickens that somebody hasn’t bred a mute rooster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ribbed for her pleasure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone in tech confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I farm now, but I still run my own infra and build apps. I just do it in the winter when I have nothing else to do.

  And I don’t miss the users. One. Single. Bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOLO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, alright then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fruity boomerang.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  rye

  Best in liquid form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gold investing a scam?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Invest in land: they aren’t making any more of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It will be great, they said...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I do fine.