ikidd

@ikidd@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it was a show about old retired women to start with…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it is legal to keep a kangaroo as a pet in oklahoma⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  More like livestock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Add this number to 35 for your age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bed head⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed the stream of shit they emit pretty much constantly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck roosters.

  It is an utter mystery to me that after how many millennia of raising chickens that somebody hasn’t bred a mute rooster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ribbed for her pleasure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone in tech confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I farm now, but I still run my own infra and build apps. I just do it in the winter when I have nothing else to do.

  And I don’t miss the users. One. Single. Bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOLO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, alright then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fruity boomerang.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  rye

  Best in liquid form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is gold investing a scam?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Invest in land: they aren’t making any more of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It will be great, they said...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  20, why would I get all dressed up just to go to bed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will LW *PLEASE* do something about that hit-and-run account?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I modded reddit subs I always had a karma minimum to post, it seemed to drastically reduce bullshit posts. It wasn’t even very high, like 100.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posts about storage being removed from /c/selfhosted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gatekeeping communities that get like 5 posts a day seems utterly pointless and counterproductive to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to adopt an abandoned Lemmy instance?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, you don’t need the domain, you could just have them change the host record. But it would sure be safer for the instance if you controlled the entire domain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone called this the love-in that happens in an abusive marriage after the beatings. “Oh, baby, I do this because I love you so much. You and I are just meant to be together.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to wipe ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like, with a towel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't tell if L take or W take⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “too”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good architecture⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I said, LOOK at it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So what’s with the Nobody: modifier? Doesn’t that mean it isn’t happening that way?

  I’m so confused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all that musl he has.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A hypothesis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Discluded”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like the doors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How dare you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you should just count yourself lucky that you get to control your own fertility. In civilized countries at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card game shop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. Body odor is gross, but it doesn’t give me an insta-headache like the chemicals people douse themselves in every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card game shop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can buy it with no scent. I wish to fuck other people did. If you put this junk on yourself every day and do it until you can actually smell it after your olfactory nerves have been burned out by years of such abuse, think about what that’s doing to people that are actually sensitive to this shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card game shop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather smell unwashed gamer than the overpowering perfume in these bloody deodorants.