ikidd
@ikidd@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon's lacking pissing habits 2 days ago:
Yes, I like too it spraying on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.
- Comment on If we eat three meals a day, why do we poop only once? 3 days ago:
OK, but I’m using your bowl.
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 3 days ago:
She’s just going to drive away with it anyway.
- Comment on We need to go back! Back to the terminal! 5 days ago:
You sonofabitch…
But g in gist isn’t standing for anything so your argument is invalid and may Jod have mercy on your soul.
- Comment on We need to go back! Back to the terminal! 6 days ago:
Ask the weirdos that pronounce it “jif” and watch their heads explode. They both start with “graphical”.
- Comment on My VPN on Android fails to reconnect automatically any time the connection is interupted. Why? 1 week ago:
OpenVPN is a janky mess.
- Comment on Anon hates Apple 1 week ago:
Are you suggesting someone would lie? At the Genius Bar?
- Comment on Fair. 1 week ago:
Yes?
- Comment on Not enough people buying Premium, eh? 1 week ago:
OK, am I the only person that has a working ad blocker and doesn’t get YT ads? Literally never seen one.
- Comment on Hurry 1 week ago:
Superb
- Comment on They live among us 1 week ago:
u
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
They can fuck off with that. Everyone else is there on time because they’re adults, why are you special? All those people left 10 minutes earlier than the absolute minimum of time in order to account for traffic problems, etc. So can you.
- Comment on Evil 2 weeks ago:
Probably inflicting Websphere on some company.
- Comment on Stop making up states 2 weeks ago:
Fjords
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 2 weeks ago:
But probably won’t get called a murderer 20 seconds into the discussion though.
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 2 weeks ago:
I have 320 beef cows, and about that many steers/heifers waiting for market.
18 months on a steer is about 1200lbs, pasture fed then grain finished before slaughter. A non-castrated male can get to 2200lbs after 4-5 years. I’d call that an adult bull. They can breed successfully at damn near any age after 12 months, but I wouldn’t call them developed until about 30.
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 2 weeks ago:
What would mining have to do with agriculture and therefore milk?
- Comment on nuclear 2 weeks ago:
Hydro, solar, wind…
- Comment on nuclear 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on How was trying to get a job different THEN vs NOW 3 weeks ago:
Replace HR person with the laptop on the desk and you’re probably closer to the truth.
- Comment on New IT Support in Town 3 weeks ago:
So this is a blog post about how there’s scams involving getting people to install Anydesk on their computers by telemarketers?
Did you want to alert us to letters from Nigerian princes as well?
- Comment on Iraq War was preceded by the largest worldwide non-violent protests in history and the war happened anyway. 3 weeks ago:
Funsies.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
If I shit in my hand, couldn’t you just pick out the peanuts?
- Comment on Memories of a bygone era 3 weeks ago:
Ah, the amount of pubic hair and dried cum that got scraped off those by teenage boys, the memories.
- Comment on Memories of a bygone era 3 weeks ago:
I preferred condor eggs.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Doesn’t he realize Trump was the “Russian candidate”?
- Comment on Splat 4 weeks ago:
I’m impressed that you managed to misspell “their” every time there.
- Comment on Hey Libtards, if you want my guns you'll have to take it from my cold dead hands 4 weeks ago:
Best gunnit.
- Comment on Anon dates a clown 4 weeks ago:
As long as it’s a mutual creampie.
- Comment on Anon pretends to be sick 4 weeks ago:
All your future are belong to us.