ikidd
@ikidd@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon disrespects their elders 1 day ago:
Like talking to your phone held in front of your face on speaker.
- Comment on Vibecon invite 2 days ago:
You’re absolutely right!
- Comment on Home renovations 6 days ago:
You would have to try pretty hard to kill yourself with a hotwire even if you had a heart condition. Like lay on your side on the ground and grab the hotwire so maybe the circuit went through your heart and not entirely followed the shortest path to ground along your side.
- Comment on Home renovations 6 days ago:
A car battery would do shit all. Dry skin potential point is like 65V.
- Comment on cant take it anymore 6 days ago:
I’m more of a Simmental than a Hereford, but the sentiment’s spot on.
- Comment on A Statement From The White House 1 week ago:
“Hey, Pam. Pam… You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go.”
- Comment on Praise Be 1 week ago:
Little of column A, little of column B…
- Comment on Always works and tastes better 1 week ago:
I’ve drank swimming pools of coffee, and I’d probably drink tea before perc coffee.
- Comment on Praise Be 1 week ago:
And Catholics.
- Comment on What is up with the trend of naming pets after food? 1 week ago:
I had a pig named Porkchop.
She had great taste.
- Comment on Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine 2 weeks ago:
Use that bidet wand on the side and profit.
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 3 weeks ago:
I looked at this picture and remembered the urn they gave me when my Dad passed away in nineteen ninety eight when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
- Comment on Where would you put yourself today? 3 weeks ago:
I farm on the Canadian Prairies and I don’t even own a set of long-johns. You can put me in the -30 square wearing a flannel shirt.
I am fucked when it gets over +25C though. I hate it so much.
- Comment on Tacos for dinner 3 weeks ago:
She married him so he didn’t die of scurvy.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 3 weeks ago:
And pasta to China.
- Comment on Real and True 3 weeks ago:
I have a 6 and an 11.
- Comment on Real and True 3 weeks ago:
<sploosh>
- Comment on MAYDAY from the airwaves: Belarus begins a death penalty purge of radio amateurs 4 weeks ago:
Holy shit, that’s grim. I was waiting for something to tell me it was satire. It is not.
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 4 weeks ago:
Diff oil is the worst, especially if it’s been heated in a catastrophuck.
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 4 weeks ago:
Tractors are born looking for a novel and expensive way to die.
- Comment on Anon tells a true story 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on she just doesn't understand me 5 weeks ago:
Comes up all the time, and I’ve used android phones for almost 17 years. Maybe you don’t leave your music volume pegged all the time?
- Comment on she just doesn't understand me 5 weeks ago:
Like the max volume warning on Android since forever?
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 1 month ago:
I don’t think we want to see what the world’s biggest military would do if there were large-scale attacks on American soil. This planet would be a smoking ruin before calmer heads prevailed. They lost their fucking minds for more than a decade after the WTC strikes and still haven’t recovered, and are currently backsliding.
Man, fuck that.
- Comment on Morse code lovers and navy trainers persist with skill others deem a dying art 1 month ago:
I’ve forgotten nearly all of it from my license test, and with luck, what I drank last night will have wiped out the rest.
- Comment on What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? 1 month ago:
Its affirmation therapy for insecure people. “Somebody likes the thing I like!”
- Comment on What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? 1 month ago:
Its literally being done now. Its excruciating.
- Comment on handling strays 1 month ago:
That’s the first result of “wokaj” there, sport.
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 1 month ago:
It’s so the sides don’t sag or bulge when full. It’s like corrugations in metal roofing/siding.
- Comment on Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead 2 months ago:
I mean, it was a show about old retired women to start with…