ikidd

@ikidd@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'I was punched in the face for driving at 20mph'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Employing roofers is it’s own punishment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jason Is Well-Done⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d visit Grandpa long before I visited you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Admin dessalines@lemmy.ml Appears to Have Had Their Account Compromised After Moderation Actions Raise Serious Concerns⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Subtle dig.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is there anything for pigeons? I desperately need remote control pigeon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Threaten them that AI will take their jobs, that’ll shut them up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You fucking dumbass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, we end up with at least a few hobbling around for a couple months, and other that show evidence of long-term damage that we will cull after weaning. That’s from a herd of 334 Angus/Simmental which aren’t a huge phenotype like Charolais, where it’s more common. And pasture breeding is the defacto standard in North America.

  So no, it’s not an exaggeration, it’s actual experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Being vegan is unnatural"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the cow often ends up hurt, sometimes permanently. Culling for hip displacement and broken legs is not uncommon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫘 🔫 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And peas. And alfalfa. And clover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just scanning for the bear...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Men have better peripheral vision.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rough trade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon disrespects their elders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like talking to your phone held in front of your face on speaker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibecon invite⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re absolutely right!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home renovations⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You would have to try pretty hard to kill yourself with a hotwire even if you had a heart condition. Like lay on your side on the ground and grab the hotwire so maybe the circuit went through your heart and not entirely followed the shortest path to ground along your side.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home renovations⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A car battery would do shit all. Dry skin potential point is like 65V.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cant take it anymore⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more of a Simmental than a Hereford, but the sentiment’s spot on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Statement From The White House⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey, Pam. Pam… You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Little of column A, little of column B…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always works and tastes better⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve drank swimming pools of coffee, and I’d probably drink tea before perc coffee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Catholics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is up with the trend of naming pets after food?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a pig named Porkchop.

  She had great taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Use that bidet wand on the side and profit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imaging sending AI Memes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I looked at this picture and remembered the urn they gave me when my Dad passed away in nineteen ninety eight when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where would you put yourself today?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I farm on the Canadian Prairies and I don’t even own a set of long-johns. You can put me in the -30 square wearing a flannel shirt.

  I am fucked when it gets over +25C though. I hate it so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She married him so he didn’t die of scurvy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And pasta to China.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a 6 and an 11.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  <sploosh>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAYDAY from the airwaves: Belarus begins a death penalty purge of radio amateurs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, that’s grim. I was waiting for something to tell me it was satire. It is not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yummy, in my tummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Diff oil is the worst, especially if it’s been heated in a catastrophuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yummy, in my tummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tractors are born looking for a novel and expensive way to die.