ikidd
@ikidd@lemmy.world
- Comment on ✅✅✅ 1 day ago:
If you put gas in your Peterbilt, you’re gonna have a bad time.
- Comment on IME there's nice guys and then there's "Nice Guys" 6 days ago:
I just stopped being nice after the first couple times; it was highly effective.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 week ago:
Technicians hate engineers. An engineer will drag themselves across a field of naked virgins, ignoring them all, in order to fuck one mechanic.
- Comment on advertising and headers take up 50% of screen space 1 week ago:
It’s also way faster to browse with an adblocker because your browser isn’t connecting, downloading and processing a bunch of images and scripts to present that bullshit. Like 80% faster.
- Comment on What does this mean? 1 week ago:
You stuck it in your ass.
- Comment on A good tool? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Where did the word and concept of "derpy" come from and where is it going? 2 weeks ago:
I honestly predicted that “derp” would be taken up in slang when that show came out For one of the few times in my life, I was right.
- Comment on anons brother has some strong opinions 2 weeks ago:
Caves. We should all live in caves.
- Comment on Dodged the maga family visitors on 4th July by happy accident, now trapped with them at wife's birthday celebration. 2 weeks ago:
Go for long walks.
- Comment on BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE 2 weeks ago:
When they were studying physics, I was studying the sword.
- Comment on Dennis Prager in Harlem 2 weeks ago:
Thank you for shitting your pants on our behalf.
- Comment on A massive Wyoming data center will soon use 5x more power than the state's human occupants - but no one knows who is using it 3 weeks ago:
What a dumpster fire of a website.
- Comment on Refreshing to occasionally see an honestly written obituary 3 weeks ago:
He’s got his own nobitchuary incoming.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Furry anime avatars get a block.
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 3 weeks ago:
Everything is a brassica.
- Comment on Anon updates GNU/linux 4 weeks ago:
Anonymity here is the key.
- Comment on HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron 4 weeks ago:
To do the needful.
- Comment on I should call her. 4 weeks ago:
Put a needle in someone, freeze them solid with liquid nitrogen, then take a picture. Throw body out with rest of specimens.
Easy peasy.
- Comment on Anon updates GNU/linux 4 weeks ago:
A pair of scissors, various magazines, and the postal service.
- Comment on Expand North! So much room up there. 4 weeks ago:
How Eastern Canada and BC thinks Canada looks like.
- Comment on One Angry Man 4 weeks ago:
One
- Comment on Should I unplug my smart tv from the internet? 4 weeks ago:
Actually, I’ve seen reports where CS gives them a code. Maybe it’s bullshit, maybe not.
- Comment on Should I unplug my smart tv from the internet? 4 weeks ago:
I’ve fixed a couple extras and have them stored. If you find a “dead” TV, shine a flashlight into the screen and see if you see the picture. If so, then there’s probably just a problem with the backlighting, which is why TVs get trashed most often. Order up a set of backlight strips, find a youtube vid on taking that model apart, and put new strips in. Takes about 30 minutes and baby, you got yourself a TV.
- Comment on Should I unplug my smart tv from the internet? 4 weeks ago:
If they disable stuff, call the manufacturer and tell them you have moved in a family member with sensitive medical equipment that needs to have no wifi in the area. Will they give you a code to disable internet or do you need to sue them for reckless endangerment?
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 4 weeks ago:
Might want to consider piefed instances as well, it’s a fediverse front-end not developed by the weaklings that decided to censor your innocuous words.
I should do that too…
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 4 weeks ago:
lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.
- Comment on stupid sexy apples 4 weeks ago:
So the fake sugar-water honey is trying to premiumize their shit product?
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 weeks ago:
Do I eat it or just shove it right up there?
- Comment on Anon tries running live USB Linux on his dad's computer 5 weeks ago:
Microsoft’s SSO is an absolute train wreck. I’d rather pound my pecker flat with a mallet than deal with another Microsoft account.
- Comment on Valve point to Mastercard restrictions as the payment firm deny influencing adult game removals 5 weeks ago:
So I guess if you have other cards than MC, you know which one to use. Make sure you let them know what they missed out on this month for merchant fees. A few million people doing that should make them happy about their choices.
