ikidd
@ikidd@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf? 3 hours ago:
Maybe she’s poisoning you to get even for not asking her out earlier.
- Comment on In honor of the start spooky season (yay!), I have a question about an apparently beloved spooky meme/skit. What about "David S. Pumpkins" is so funny? 2 days ago:
Seek help.
- Comment on In honor of the start spooky season (yay!), I have a question about an apparently beloved spooky meme/skit. What about "David S. Pumpkins" is so funny? 2 days ago:
That went viral?
It’s about as funny as most SNL, which is pretty much not at all.
- Comment on What is the purpose of this plastic piece? 6 days ago:
There are types of locking extension cords that use them to hold the prongs in. IDK if that’s why they’re there, but that’s what they get used for.
- Comment on Crypto bros have discovered idle games, and the results are incredibly boring 6 days ago:
That fucking site’s cookie banner can suck my rectum. Not even going to bother.
- Comment on Why do phone manufacturers use in-display fingerprint readers instead of fingerprint readers on the power button? 6 days ago:
Must be a much better reader than on my Pixel6. Not very fucking impressed with that one.
- Comment on Why do phone manufacturers use in-display fingerprint readers instead of fingerprint readers on the power button? 6 days ago:
IDK how you manage that since there’s no tactile feedback to know when your finger is in the right spot on the screen. I have to be very precise with mine so I have to look at it every time.
- Comment on Why do phone manufacturers use in-display fingerprint readers instead of fingerprint readers on the power button? 6 days ago:
I loved the Pixel 4 I had with the reader on the back. My finger was already there when I picked up the phone, and it was way more accurate than the one on the screen of my 6.
Miss that phone, except for the nightmare charging port.
- Comment on Another job lost because of technology 👿 1 week ago:
555-1212 was the number where I was.
I still use it on websites that ask for my phone number for some gods unknown reason.
- Comment on Bees 1 week ago:
I’ve been stung about half a dozen times by wasps so far this year. They’re beginning to piss me off.
And as an adult, my sister stepped on a hornets nest and damn near ended up dead. 150 stings had her in ICU for 4 days.
- Comment on Anon finds a flashdrive 1 week ago:
wom.bat
- Comment on Swifties wasted no time... 1 week ago:
There isn’t a chance that a .22LR would even leave a bruise at 300m, if you managed to deal with the 15 or 20’ of drop at that range. You might as well throw a shoe at him.
Cmon, let’s get these people using the right equipment for the job. Telling people that .22 is going to do the job is just making sure the job doesn’t get done.
The best kill is overkill.
- Comment on Swifties wasted no time... 1 week ago:
OK, guys.
AK47s and AR15s are not what you’re looking for here. A nice Sako or Weatherby in 6.5 Creedmoor or .300WSM is a much better choice. And make sure your optics are matching the quality of the gun; we’re looking for .5MOA or better.
Get your shit together, guys.
- Comment on Meatspin 2 weeks ago:
But the ones that survived were warriors all. We’ve seen the enemy, and it goes round and round and round and round.
- Comment on pisspost 2 weeks ago:
Rule 34
- Comment on Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread 2 weeks ago:
What if you take them home to burn leaves in?
- Comment on Anon entertains himself at work 3 weeks ago:
I’m trying to figure out what a relay operator does.
- Comment on Why do boomers hate squirrels so much? 3 weeks ago:
Well said. Not a boomer, but I’ve come to hate the destructive little fuckers and periodically go on an extermination binge. Chewing wires off, making holes in the siding and soffits to store their stuff, they have earned my undying hatred.
Besides, red squirrels are the largest predator of baby rabbits.
- Comment on How do I alleviate bitterness due to lack of intimacy? 3 weeks ago:
“Choosy beggars”.
- Comment on Toot toot 5 weeks ago:
There’s blood in that one.
- Comment on I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ? 1 month ago:
Yet it’s that fat fuck’s lack of attention to pandemic profiteering that led to the inflation. The last 4 years have been trying to mitigate the effects of his half-assed handling of the situation.
- Comment on Just do it ✅ 1 month ago:
Looks like a knockoff of a Fiskers axe and they generally make good products that are well tested.
- Comment on Technically Correct 1 month ago:
Security theater. Supposedly there’s a clear liquid explosive that someone tried to get through once. Of course, it’s bullshit, like everything else the TSA says.
- Comment on Aluminum 1 month ago:
You… aluminum-loving sonofabitch.
- Comment on What has he done to deserve this? 1 month ago:
Well, chances are the Quebecers will have to learn English because I think ag equipment is exempt from dual language laws. At least I’ve never seen a part number for French manuals.
- Comment on What has he done to deserve this? 1 month ago:
Try farming in Canada. I will actually use liters per acre as a unit to measure in liquid fertilizer into a sprayer, spray it at gallons per acre and drive the sprayer at kph with a pump pressure in PSI on a field that was surveyed in rods.
- Comment on Pronouns 1 month ago:
Shwing.
- Comment on Anon tries to connect with a coworker 1 month ago:
The correct answer was “Don’t care, wanna fuck?”.
- Comment on Dutch toilets 1 month ago:
How you doin’?
- Comment on Dutch toilets 1 month ago:
I think you might want to get your balls looked at.