hungryphrog

@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy cake day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I have a birthday every week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty but pointless⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a great way to ruin paintings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty but pointless⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh sure, hang an oil painting right above a woodstove. What could go wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also I’d believe that having an open and honest conversation about masturbation would also make it less awkward for the kid to tell their parent if something got stuck or they injured themselves, because if something like that happens, you’d want your kid telling you about that ASAP instead of hiding it or trying to solve it on their own out of embarassment, which could lead to even more problems, because no teen wants to go like “hey mom I got [mundande object that is absolutely not safe for that use] stuck in my ass/vagina” or “hey dad my dick got stuck in [object]”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot birds in your area iykyk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, rare shag is all we got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚦 Don't walk... be gay!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yessir🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not with pol**ster, you ain’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that it’s also the fact that children, due to being inexperienced and lacking knowledge and strength to defend themselves, which makes them easy targets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t mildly annoying, this is corporate hellscape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s the little things⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  we also wouldn’t have icicles :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this shit? I have to be signed in to watch any video now?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try invidious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lick it.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well your life certainly can be short if you lick just whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Food.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  zips them really quickly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it might be that it wasn’t used for eating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I broke into your house holding a knife would it be morally wrong for you to hide in the wardrobe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna show me? Send a DM⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna show me? Send a DM⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ok 😉 Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've got to stick up for the little guy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Making overpriced games is more evil than murdering hundreds of people? Do you hear yourself?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've got to stick up for the little guy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yearn for the mines cacao plantations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A slightly different experience⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  jfc…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Royal Fuckup⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yea sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Royal Fuckup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Compromise: we can keep monarchy but from now on they all have to wear bunny ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Moon Rising!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably both

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A slightly different experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  two weeks of vacation time a YEAR?? What hellworld are you yanks living in?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why are we eatings shrimps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  shrimp is bugs 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the seven deadly companies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to fuck anyone who is pooping at the moment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like this? Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨m-2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Saw the Sun and decided to fly to the biggest lamp there is.