hungryphrog

@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. Thank you for providing us with this mindblowing breakthrough, I’m sure that every Christian will immediately renounce their faith when they stumble into this comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨havent had it since friday🫠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Girls don’t get horny or fart, everyone knows that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The three archetypes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, maybe his assholeness makes up for the other two parts of the criteria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuts and Bolts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just find yourself a nice handyman/handywoman/handyperson, both problems solved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dangerous, but worth it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw a turd on my way home from work!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh I hate it when dog owners don’t pick up their dog’s poop 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨restraint⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, when you’re a multimillionare, you can have a lot more tater time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How many non-stupid governments exist at the moment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Better be a sex offender registry on those damn space ships⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Government of what? Which government?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Moon landing" photo where the angles of the shadows are all off.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This dummy doesn’t know about Moon’s stray cats, lmao.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨misleading cover⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For every single thing that exists or can be imagined, there is someone who wants to fuck it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let sinks in!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s really concerning is that I actually ate the onion here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a very tasty snack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You want cheap protein? Get dried legumes. (and prepare yourself for the farts)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why was Rock 'n' Roll seen as the grooviest shit in the 50s when it's just averagely groovy (ie. unremarkable) today?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason as why wheels aren’t very impressive today, but they probably were the shit for quite a while in Sumer back then. Things don’t seem as impressive, or as [any other adjective], when they have been around for a long time and people have gotten used to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if we started treating people as human beings regardless of age? Or is that too radical?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why aren’t the kids going outside anymore?” “Why are there kids outside?!”

  Let teens exist in public spaces for fuck’s sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vocal minority explains it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Naughty birds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1. in an urban environment, predators are usually more scarce than in rural environments, and the ones that do live in urban areas won’t touch any prey animal if there’s a human nearby.

  2. there are people putting them in safe places, that may include safe from predators too.

  3. A lot of predators are nocturnal (foxes, owls)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh. That explains all those horse-sided spiders I’ve been seeing. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought that only spiders were on the interwebs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long does it take for pregnancy to become noticeable?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you have any idea of at which point she quit work, like how many months/weeks into it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long does it take for pregnancy to become noticeable?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see how including that detail would help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long does it take for pregnancy to become noticeable?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what if it was?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long does it take for pregnancy to become noticeable?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a writer…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the best way to drop 50lbs in two months without spending alot and no fad diets?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t. For most part, weight loss and diet culture is bullshit at best and deadly at worst.

• How long does it take for pregnancy to become noticeable?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d otherwise use towels, but I want tp to check if it’s fully clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still, it shouldn’t be overlooked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want to ‘capture the original spirit of the country’, maybe you should go with Genocidia.