Meanwhile in the kitchen
LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE
Lick it.
Submitted 22 hours ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 minutes ago
my gram had a crosssstitch that said “if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie”
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
This is even better.
ch00f@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
First thing I’m going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive “Ingest” to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an “Excrete” in the bathroom. “Shit Shower Shave” would be another option.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 minutes ago
just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.
Ingest, process, excrete is way better than “live/laugh/love”
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
I’m a woodworker, so I have a reason to own a bandsaw other than this project, I don’t need a cricut. I don’t have a band saw already because there is NO room in my shop for one. It’s actually getting hard to walk around in there.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
This is evil and yet I can not censor it.
Do it. Have some fun. Tease Darwin.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
Lick the bowl, drink the bong water.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I have one that says “don’t be afraid to take whisks” next to one that says “do crimes”
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
I love it. I want it. Gimme the sign!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
My thrift store trips just became so much more fun.