Fuck_u_spez_

@Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practice makes perfect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  ThaTs nOt aN arGUmeNt

  I… may be slightly out of practice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practice makes perfect⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  no it doesn’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And because it's USB-A, it needs three attempts to get it in.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t put your dick in that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even my cat ;_;⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather not if it’s all the same to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They'd just appear out of nowhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone in my family had a double retinal detachment and the surgeon asked if he wanted his floaters removed while they were in there putting things back together. It’s apparently possible because he has no more floaters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a washing machine that understands me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, ladies and what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really works!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s approximately what I would have budgeted for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are way more generous and less petty than I’d be tempted to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes you should meet your heroes!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He sold it to buy more Ketamine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Experiencing one of NY's fine luxuries⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, this is a train, not a bus… smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will block the Internet Archive⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You rang?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sex trafficking is a lucrative enough business by itself, but combined with religion? Piles of cash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Picture of the Century... Nature defeats Technology⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We wouldn’t have that problem if they would just voluntarily surrender their sovereignty and become the 51st state smh

  ::: spoiler Hopefully I don’t need the /s but here it is anyway :::

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to dodge the question entirely but I’ll pass along this fact as told to me by a urologist/surgeon:

  After ten years, the chances of a successful reversal surgery drop by about 50%.

  Also, consider writing down a list of pros and cons and see which column ends up longer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anon patches a hole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s much better than waking up to the other end in your face for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else like that pasta ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=Us8MyUlFfo4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Android POS at work has 4 notifications but I can't clear them because their MDM locks the notification bar.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what it says. Reject reality and substitute your own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just shitpost🙃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Asocial media.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dandelion cannon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but my point was that some people don’t even have a choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll play. Without assuming where anyone is from, I’ll add that the vast majority of US residential Internet connections, especially those in rural areas, are not only slower than they are in much of Europe (for example) but are commonly asymmetrical, too. Meaning even if someone has a gigabit connection, often it’s only 1Gbps in one direction for Americans while the maximum upstream throughput may be closer to 50Mbps. Even a top-of-the-line, 5 figure Cisco or Juniper router can’t do much to improve that situation for the end user when someone starts uploading large video files.

  That said, fortunately or unfortunately (as our President says), incest isn’t exclusive to Alabama,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age + BUN = Lasix dose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But not so tight that you squash the lifts in his heels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the cure to male loneliness shitposting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think there’s another instance for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The exercise conservatives don't want you to know about!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If only it were this easy to get congress to grow some balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bricks and rubble⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fortunately you can still crop it and edit your post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just.....why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  old comic

  12-13-24

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lick it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This one hangs in my bathroom:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And here I thought Jardiance was bad.