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@Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Fucking wankers 1 week ago:
When it’s a truck with a bench seat and you bring your friend on the test drive:
- Comment on Stuck 2 weeks ago:
Usually I get mine out before I drain it.
- Comment on Say thanks 4 weeks ago:
Or people with couch fetishes
- Comment on Petty pedantry 4 weeks ago:
Even a pink sock?
- Comment on If our present was a dystopian future, you wouldn't believe it 4 weeks ago:
How much land is necessary per adult?
- Comment on I am the funniest person alive (Source: Me) 4 weeks ago:
Prolapse Sounding is such a great band name.
- Comment on u up babe? 5 weeks ago:
Depends on which lips he’s using.
- Comment on The chair 1 month ago:
That’s, that’s chaos theory.
- Comment on The Kermit Cycle 1 month ago:
- Comment on You're* 1 month ago:
Understanding the rules of grammar feels so rare these days that it’s a turn on by itself.
- Comment on absolute lifestyle 1 month ago:
- Comment on explain deez nutz 1 month ago:
Hawking radiation… eventually.
- Comment on I wonder if the "money can't buy you happiness" people ever lived in a car. 1 month ago:
Money can’t buy happiness but poverty can’t buy shit.
- Comment on How to not get a date 1 month ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Anon needs help to solve the mystery 1 month ago:
Funny, that’s the same thing a stray cat said when it found that butt plug.
- Comment on This is also when I conveniently forget you called, making your preferred method of communication incredibly slow compared to texting. 1 month ago:
Am I doing this right?
- Comment on At least legalize all the drugs so I can numb my pain. 2 months ago:
You all are getting a salary?
- Comment on Brain might be out of line, but he is not wrong 2 months ago:
Is this from some reality show I’m too old to know about?
- Comment on Pairs well with some jeans! 2 months ago:
Oh I see now. Yeah I guess Voyager does make it seamless when someone links directly to the file.
- Comment on Pairs well with some jeans! 2 months ago:
Have the devs finally fixed the issue preventing people from posting videos? I think this is the longest one I’ve seen without a third-party hosting service used.
- Comment on transformations 2 months ago:
Did you accidentally remove the default upvote from your own comment?
- Comment on I knew it 2 months ago:
They both are.
- Comment on Anon eats cup noodles 2 months ago:
Fake: false advertising Gay: noodle sucking
- Comment on I want to know. 2 months ago:
I can safely say, that to know him, was to love him. And to love him, was to know him. Those who knew him, loved him, while those who did not know him, loved him from afar.
- Comment on A pirate's life 2 months ago:
Sonarr, Radar, Lidarr, etc. Because who wants to do manual crime when you can just automate it?
- Comment on The price breakdown of my flight is kinda funny, 80% taxes and fees 2 months ago:
Don’t give them any ideas.
- Comment on Anon describes the micro-celeb pipeline 2 months ago:
You guys are getting twinks?
- Comment on I mean I would totally give it a try 2 months ago:
I can fix her
- Comment on I mean I would totally give it a try 2 months ago:
How might one participate? Asking for myself.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Clearly they meant 18÷43 so they fucked themselves at age 0.4186046511627 years.