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@Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on when fiber isn't enough 10 hours ago:
I prefer a Sawzall with the poop knife attachment.
- Comment on Ugh. Why. 2 days ago:
Okay, I did it.
I cancelled my appointment.
- Comment on For free?? 2 days ago:
Don’t put your dick in that.
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 3 days ago:
Wait, was he eating something in the morgue? Sunflower kennels? Or was it… corn nuts?
- Comment on Festive Cookies! 1 week ago:
We ran out.
- Comment on America, fuck yeah!! 2 weeks ago:
Secretary of “War” Pete Kegsbreath
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 2 weeks ago:
It’s boiling water all the way down.
Seriously though, it’s over 100,000,000° so probably not.
- Comment on Phrasing! 2 weeks ago:
No mouth stuff?
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
What part of “completely soaked” didn’t you understand?
- Comment on Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days. 3 weeks ago:
Develop?
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 3 weeks ago:
And you reminded me of the Lord of War
- Comment on There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. 3 weeks ago:
Do you think he takes out his dentures first?
- Comment on TFW you get the old gang back together 4 weeks ago:
Stupidest possible timeline.
- Comment on What ever you do, don't think of the number 37. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 4 weeks ago:
Was there an explosion?
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on good architecture 4 weeks ago:
I think I got hacked so I had to change it to hunter2
- Comment on Bill Clinton be like 4 weeks ago:
Yes
- Comment on good architecture 4 weeks ago:
Thanks, I needed a new secure password for my Lemmy account.
- Comment on Deep throat 4 weeks ago:
God told me it was true. Believe me.
- Comment on They Wylin' 4 weeks ago:
Although, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
- Comment on Life is silly 4 weeks ago:
“Please help me.”
HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH
“Listen, I just got pissed on by a Labradoodle. Don’t panic but it won’t stop staring at me and it’s right behind you…”
- Comment on Batman 4 weeks ago:
Not if your imagination is dark enough.
- Comment on Straight from the CDC 4 weeks ago:
I pray every single day
For revolution
- Comment on NEW TOAD ALERT 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I grew up in the South, can confirm. 5 weeks ago:
You okay buddy? You keep posting this and I can’t decide whether it’s main character syndrome or the beginning of a psychotic episode.
- Comment on to the whitehouse! 🍾 5 weeks ago:
I was on my way but I’ll never make it on time now. If only I had known…
- Comment on all hail to the comment section 5 weeks ago:
I’m glad he’s feeling better. Dogs are the best!
- Comment on all hail to the comment section 5 weeks ago:
↖️ Why?
- Comment on to the whitehouse! 🍾 5 weeks ago:
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
