Stay in your grave, IDE!
Happy PrIDE Month
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
vivendi@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
NO.
SATA(N) IS BANISHED FROM THIS HOUSE
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
IIRC Apple drives, like those in the Mac Studio, use a version of NVMe that doesn’t have the controller onboard which is why they were so hard to reverse engineer.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
depends on which marketer you ask
Nukul4r@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The cables were awful yet intriguing
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was a master at origami-ing the shit out of them to route them while avoiding blocking airflow…
ptu@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Like punching in SCART but more elegant
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
IDE was fine.
Molex, however, can go fuck itself to eternity.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
…and yet IDE is phased out and Molex lives on to torment us.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I swear the manufacturing tolerances for molex were “fuck it, looks about right” based on some connectors I had to use.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I sure don’t miss having to move the stupid jumpers for master/slave drives and then losing one of the bastards and having to try and jam a paperclip alongside the pins with some scotch tape to insulate it. Cable select was always a lie.
applemao@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wow, I had forgotten doing this. Amazing. I remmeber seeing m.2 drives probably 5 years after theg came out and going wtf is this thing. I’ll be dead soon jim
LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I excitedly told my girlfriend who’s big into PC overclocking that my SSD does 500mb/s. Hers is one of these newfangled M.2. NVMe drives does 5000mb/s. She also asked me if a mechanical hard drive does around 500mb/s too… I’m like 25 and right there with ya.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget SCSI termination. There was always some extra piece of junk you needed to make it all work. No wonder we all have “the box” in the basement/attic with all the extra cables squirreled away.
Now you take a tiny board a little bigger than a stick of gum, and press it onto the motherboard. Smaller footprint than a DIMM, mind-blowing amounts of solid-state storage. Drives? Naw, we just have chips where the "1"s stick around after you turn it off.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So this is the gay agenda
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought they were all SATA-nists, but NVMe.
EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
I am impressed by this
0ops@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
They’ve been planning it all along
umbraroze@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
You kids have "serial" ATA? Ohhhh, watch this. Imma shoot these bits down this set of wires. Simultaneously.
yagurlreese@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
hmm I was thinking more like visual studio lmaooo
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think it’s about the Integrated Drive Electronics interface standard created by Western Digital, not some nerd shit.
lena@gregtech.eu 2 weeks ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I want to get ridden by MC Ride
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago
LeTak@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
IDE Master Slave Month
No….
Wait …!!! It wasn’t meant like that!!!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nice jumper. ;)
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 2 weeks ago
What’s that suposed to be? Seems like I have another meaning for “IDE”
mercano@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The IDE standard was used to connect hard drives and optical drives in from the late 80’s to the mid 00’s. Also known as ATA, it was renamed Parallel ATA when its successor, Serial ATA (SATA) came onto the scene.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
You might be thinking of “IED”
Very different!
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Integrated development environment” was thhe first thing I thought of personally.
mercano@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Could also be thinking of Integrated Development Environment, the program software developers spend most of their days using. (Combining a text editor, file manager, compiler, and debugger.)
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 2 weeks ago
I’m too young for this 👀
Watch out, gen Z is here!
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 weeks ago
Guess the BDSM folks with their Master/Slave relationships are included in Pride.
FMT99@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Still have a big bag of 40pin IDE cables in my closet. Probably time to say goodbye one of these days.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thats a terrible idea you might need those for some reason in the future and the only way to assure you don’t is by keeping them forever and making the your next of kins problem.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Big ol’ ribbon cables are useful for not-ide things
percent@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Heh, remember bent pins?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I love the PATA PATA of
little feetold drives.chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Those socks will get pretty SCSI.
caboose2006@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I’m loving these parodies
kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Beware the Integrated Drive Electronics of
MarchJuneKolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Where were these drives in March?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is your yearly reminder to check your jumper settings.
realitista@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I’m all for tolerance, but I’m more of a SCSI man myself.
pootzapie@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
🔥🔥
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Pridemonth also has the word ride and month.
Ide
Ride
Deamon. Month.Hmmm
bier@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget emo
aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Needs more integrated development environments underneath as well.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I thought you were referencing integrated development environments and got confused
Fabian@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
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Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Vs code > vs studio
yum@lemmy.eco.br 2 weeks ago
What does the S in VS Studio stand for?