realitista
@realitista@lemm.ee
- Comment on Someone give me money so I can find out 3 days ago:
Goldschlager doesn’t cost considerably more than any other bottle of booze.
- Comment on One Million Chessboards · eieio.games 1 week ago:
I just grabbed a queen and took out a ton of pieces unopposed.
- Comment on Shrigma 1 week ago:
Not as rare as Shmegma Male
- Comment on World’s First ‘Splashless’ Urinal keeps the Floor Clean and your Pants Pee-free - Yanko Design 1 week ago:
I was really hoping the “live stream” would be just pee streaming into the urinal.
- Comment on World’s First ‘Splashless’ Urinal keeps the Floor Clean and your Pants Pee-free - Yanko Design 1 week ago:
Wait a sec, are you telling me your pee stream froze and you got stuck to the urinal!?!?
- Comment on Stride and Speed 2 weeks ago:
Crazy that these things actually exist now.
- Comment on Beachfront property 2 weeks ago:
I was thinking more this speed, but I’d definitely like to see it your way.
- Comment on Beachfront property 2 weeks ago:
I’m just sliding down the handrail, thanks.
- Comment on So that's how they do it 2 weeks ago:
How the fuck did you think they did it?
- Comment on Trump Administration Halts Building of Giant Wind Farm Off N.Y. Coast | Gov. Kathy Hochul quickly responded that she would “fight this decision every step of the way.” 2 weeks ago:
If everyone just fought him, none of his shit would happen. He’s got the attention span of a gnat.
- Comment on Fun with Dad 3 weeks ago:
It’s obviously the last one. She was filming even before she stopped the car. How did she recognize them so early. Why was he so way out in the street?
- Comment on Google is excited about money! 3 weeks ago:
Don’t worry they will find a way to institute overdraft and make you responsible for the fees.
- Comment on Bluesky’s Quest to Build Nontoxic Social Media 3 weeks ago:
Oh I think they can do it for a while… But then they need to start bumping up the profits.
- Comment on Why the climate promises of AI sound a lot like carbon offsets 3 weeks ago:
Well, you can’t argue that it wouldn’t work ;-)
- Comment on Why the climate promises of AI sound a lot like carbon offsets 3 weeks ago:
I’m not sure AGI would. Maybe ASI. But in the end it’s still humans that would likely have to enact whatever proposals it came up with.
- Comment on glorious stock 4 weeks ago:
Is this from today?
- Comment on A classic that we have all lived through 4 weeks ago:
ITT Trump was in that lecture.
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 5 weeks ago:
Bet they’re all engineers.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on long 5 weeks ago:
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 51 comments
- Comment on Breaking: Pikachu accidentally runs half marathon after being let out of pokeball... and finishes 7th 5 weeks ago:
TBH not sure if it’s better or worse
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 month ago:
Also looks good.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 month ago:
Yeah that looks about right.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 month ago:
I’m a Pentel man but the one pictured doesn’t look very comfy. I’d want something closer to #6.
- Comment on The man with a mind-reading chip in his brain, thanks to Elon Musk 1 month ago:
Exactly. Having obscene wealth means he already went through a sorting out process which shows without a doubt that he has some kind of mental problem like NPD, psychopathy, or sociopathy. Normal people when they get a few million bucks will start spending more time with their families, pursuing their hobbies, etc.
- Comment on Good vibes 1 month ago:
Would have to redo the math for sure.
- Comment on Good vibes 1 month ago:
Classics! Work well for most things.
- Comment on Good vibes 1 month ago:
I’m saving this in my notes for future reference!
- Comment on Good vibes 1 month ago:
We need to think of some then!
How about:
“On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .1%, so buck up!”
