you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse
Submitted 3 weeks ago by nave@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Comments
match@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
KAtieTot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag
Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Cano@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Reminds me more of Diogenes but… Uh…
jerks off in public
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
In the agora straight up jorkin it.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that’s hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Those are reddit comments
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m not sure how this relates to my statement.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
As far as I’m aware, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.
Everything else is a vendor suggestion.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Apparently this is all about bird feed. Does this stuff normally have expiration dates?
Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Yeah I’m thinking red won this debate.
hark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your fart ends where my face begins.
rabber@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I love watching NPCs so much
Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they’ve seen in screenshots. Sure it’s usually not hard to find them anyway but you don’t have to make it extra easy, do you?
rabber@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy’s post history for more gold
nave@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Isn’t it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?
SippyCup@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn’t have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.
People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.
andybytes@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I want to smash everything but then I have to get over my anxiety and just realize that humanity was destined to destroy itself and everything around it. We might be here just to watch the world burn. The flux is just too much and at this point I am 0 commitment with a reductionist approach. Little to no attachments. Child free for me. They’re gonna have to start charging us for air because I will literally just stare at the wall then participate in nonsense. The leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead. If there is a hell, it’s inside our head.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are your… what? 😂
Oh my god…
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fno I’ll answer to all my emails like this
andybytes@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
So basically what you’re saying is there’s no nuance online. It’s just caveman nonsense. Expiration dates are like a double-edged sword. If you’re trying to prep, you know, you can have canned food for a long time, past its expiration date. But for the sake of capitalism and moving product, people hoarding food is not necessarily good idea. Also, there’s a potential that there could be something wrong with it. Different foods have different shelf lives as well, so. There is also the argument that when eating fresh produce, it is way healthier for you. Like the principle, if the food still has cellular activity, it’s going to transfer into your body. It’s better for you. It’s at peak nutrition. Minutiae matters but not in the era of lowest common denominator thinking and it seems the global herd turd is horny for war…guided by the unseen hand but yet it will be send the kids. Conscription is right around the corner. Poor breeders…too stupid to know they are stupid. “Suckers and losers.” - Donald J Dump youtu.be/Lgk1yhp40wc
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
This rules
crusa187@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I’M FAARRTTIINNGGGG!!!
andybytes@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
WhhhhhoooommmmmmmPPPPppp squeeeeek
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Both nachos. Obviously
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
I’m thinking we don’t exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who’d actually put in a little bit of effort.
Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[farts in face]
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
[pees in ur butt]
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Goddammit I was going to steal it!
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium “[farts in face]” discourse?
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Terrence and Philip?
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shit. Did Elon buy this too?
match@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
i don’t agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free
hansolo@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there