This doesn’t look safe. With rungs that far apart, a baby could get its head stuck between the bars.
*fliiiinnnnnggg*.
Submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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wangleburt@lemm.ee 1 year ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think you’re supposed to line the basket. It’s just unsanitary otherwise.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Etterra@discuss.online 1 year ago
Is a cat acceptable?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 year ago
Old and busted: catapult
New hotness: yeet machine
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
I like juggling, so I’ll take two.
somedev@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Ye olde Yoter
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Did you know that in old English, Þ þ was a thorn, which was pronounced “th” like the word the. In Middle English, the shape of the thorn got, well, sloppy, because people are lazy as shit, and eventually took on the shape Y.
Thus, when you see a sign in “old English” (actually Middle English at best) that says ye olde shoppe, you should read it boringly as “the old shop”.
Off I go to ruin more days!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah but what vowel set were they using in ye olde timesy shoppe? The Great Vowel Movement (previously known as the Great Vowel Shift) changed things.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
i still feel like there’s a difference between “the old shop” and “the olde shoppe”
like it’s not a big difference, it’s like you’re just saying it with a strange dialect
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 year ago
unphazed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lemmy feeling a bit too local now…
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I always use a trebuchet to yeet babies.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Really depends on the weight of the baby. A trebuchet can yeet a 300kg baby 90m.
cicadagen@ani.social 1 year ago
Chonky baby
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This would be lighter to travel with, though. No counterweights.
groet@feddit.org 1 year ago