This doesn’t look safe. With rungs that far apart, a baby could get its head stuck between the bars.
*fliiiinnnnnggg*.
Submitted 2 days ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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wangleburt@lemm.ee 1 day ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think you’re supposed to line the basket. It’s just unsanitary otherwise.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 days ago
Is a cat acceptable?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 days ago
Old and busted: catapult
New hotness: yeet machine
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 days ago
I like juggling, so I’ll take two.
somedev@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Ye olde Yoter
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Did you know that in old English, Þ þ was a thorn, which was pronounced “th” like the word the. In Middle English, the shape of the thorn got, well, sloppy, because people are lazy as shit, and eventually took on the shape Y.
Thus, when you see a sign in “old English” (actually Middle English at best) that says ye olde shoppe, you should read it boringly as “the old shop”.
Off I go to ruin more days!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah but what vowel set were they using in ye olde timesy shoppe? The Great Vowel Movement (previously known as the Great Vowel Shift) changed things.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 day ago
unphazed@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Lemmy feeling a bit too local now…
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I always use a trebuchet to yeet babies.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Really depends on the weight of the baby. A trebuchet can yeet a 300kg baby 90m.
cicadagen@ani.social 2 days ago
Chonky baby
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This would be lighter to travel with, though. No counterweights.
groet@feddit.org 2 days ago