ApathyTree
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Anon likes a girl 2 days ago:
It’s called jetpacking
What I do it put my knees fully into their knees and wrap my torso around their butt, arms around their waist/low chest. I only reach half way up their back (I’m smol) but they love having my head rest against the middle of their back.
- Comment on The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle 2 days ago:
Too much life in the eyes, too much color in the skin.
- Comment on Thanks, brain 2 weeks ago:
Test taking is a skill all its own. It shouldn’t be, but man I have slacked so many classes because I have that skill.
The best class I ever had, a course on the physics behind the functionality of renewable energy systems, the professor would give you the equation if you couldn’t remember it. You’d have to go up and talk to him, if you were really struggling, and you needed to know what you were trying to do, but he’d try to hint you through it first, then provide what you were missing. Ultimately he didn’t see students failing on dumb memory stuff as any sort of win for anyone.
As he said, despite being physics, memorizing math, and especially formulae, isn’t the point of the class.
He was my favorite. He wore white socks with soccer ball-patterned sandals every day, with dress pants and a blazer/tie combo, even winter, and rode his bike to campus. Dude was an absolute gem.
- Comment on life purpose 2 weeks ago:
That looks just like the call center I used to work in.
So dumb that it’s ai when places like these are everywhere…
- Comment on You never missed anything important 2 weeks ago:
Being productive all the time is for suckers with no actual lives.
Unless you count forming and maintaining social bonds as productive, which it absolutely is, in which case your point is just straight moot.
- Comment on Don't see the problem! 2 weeks ago:
Oh man my chickens get aggressively excited when I find worms and throw them in the run for them. Especially those whopping night crawler bois. They do the keep-away prance with them held aloft and peck at each other about it.
I’ve decided to start vermicompost specifically to raise worms for them to nom, in addition to the cricket and mealworm tanks I’ve got going :)
- Comment on Public service announcement 2 weeks ago:
Ok well that’s definitely not a “usually” situation then.
- Comment on Public service announcement 2 weeks ago:
Excuse me, what?
I’ve never been anally penetrated during a gyno visit, not a single time in many many years. If you have, that’s fucking weird, not at all normal.
- Comment on BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv 2 months ago:
- Comment on BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv 2 months ago:
See I mean that’s what I assume, too, but whomever starts their post with metric is clearly not used to the conversions into freedom units and so one must verify they did they math correctly. In case they are egregiously off the mark.
- Comment on Fuckin please 2 months ago:
The irony is, it probably would make line go up because people who care would flock to that business, assuming they actually did the thing and weren’t just greenwashing. And assuming they weren’t trying to bend us all over and give it hard without consent over stuff like data mining.
Like, make me a cheap ev, something better for the environment and without all the spyware, and I’ll buy one.
I’d obviously prefer rail, but if I can’t have that at least I want something better… but no I can’t justify it because I have to give up way too much privacy to use the tech, and it’s wildly expensive considering the privacy invasion.
So I just try not to drive now. I leave home, by car, maybe three times a month now. And it kinda sucks but it’s the best I can do.
- Comment on BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv 2 months ago:
Nope, nothing standard about feet, lots of genetic variation! ;)
- Comment on BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv 2 months ago:
Is that 7 toes lengthwise or side-by-side? And which American toes? Lady liberty, or a normal human adult, or a child? Perhaps a newborn?
Man I hate our measuring system, it’s so complicated.
- Comment on BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv 2 months ago:
I’m chronically online most days and I haven’t seen this on Lemmy yet, nor at all for that matter.
I hate when people whine about seeing stuff multiple times; at least this isn’t a depressing news article being shared in 63 different communities so you have to see the same thing dozens and dozens of times and be reminded how shit everything is…
It’s just a fun little picture with no bad vibes at all. I’m ok with seeing that sort of thing repeatedly.
- Comment on How would one exit a black hole? 2 months ago:
That assumes black holes aren’t the Big Bang white hole events of new pocket universes of the fizzy foam multiverse.
You could be part of a whole new universe! You wouldn’t know it, but how fun!
- Comment on Eurythmics straight-up kills that guy 3 months ago:
Who wishes sweet dreams instead of seeding their friends and loved ones with dreams?
Whenever I say goodnight to someone I tell them something like “I hope you sleep well and have wonderful dreams of bioluminescent mountain rivers with auroras on the star-lit sky”
And it works about 30% of the time from reports.
- Comment on riders on the storm 4 months ago:
Aww I’m super glad to hear it improved your day, and you’ll be able to find it again in the future!
I get the same reaction to it, I think it’s the use of flat melancholic notes scattered throughout, such as in the refrain “I’d like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns slowly”. For me anyway. I love that sort of upbeat but sorrowful sort of thing.
- Comment on riders on the storm 4 months ago:
- Comment on Jeans 4 months ago:
I’m so much more into the visible hand puppetry. I find that fascinating.
The song is good, but the video style choices are very interesting :)
- Comment on Moderation 4 months ago:
Unlike in real life, this bee is going home to accolades.
- Comment on Car 4 months ago:
Transmission fluid is the real “I have no idea what that means” thumbs up.
Because it should hopefully always be clear but it depends where…… and how warm…. And how clean the dipstick was….
(I recently had transmission issues and omfg there isn’t even a light on my car for low transmission fluid wtf??)
- Comment on Car 4 months ago:
Idk why I was expecting anything other than what that comm was, but I’m pleased to have been wrong.
- Comment on It's got electrolytes 4 months ago:
I hate pickles and pickle juice. Always have, always will.
That said, whenever I have bad heartburn, I take a shot of straight pickle juice (the vinegar kind), and it goes away.
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 4 months ago:
For sure, the cringe of the office is unbearable, and I have no idea who you named… other than knowing they were in the show…? I tried so hard to try to like it that sucks so hard to have people all like “no but give it time!” …bitch… I did give it time… I even tried the UK version and it’s the exact same thing with different people.
Same with always sunny (sans UK version, I doubt that exists… it wouldn’t translate…)… I can’t get past the first impression, the gang gets racist… like ok, this clearly has nothing for me…?
Maybe it does, but I’ll never honestly be able to get past the start to know (other than memes, I know many of those bits)
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 4 months ago:
More that you can’t, but hey, sure! Whatever makes you happy!
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 4 months ago:
Yeah, that shit.
That’s exactly it, and where I stopped because omfg who does that…???
Nobody with normal human motivations, that’s who.
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 4 months ago:
Wow if that’s what you took from that… that says a lot about you…
Sorry I don’t like your pet fantasy…?
- Comment on Lights out 4 months ago:
It took me the entire amount of time I spent looking at this before replying to realize this device is a kickboard to learn swimming…
I’m way too old for this meme.
I struggled with those kickboards and only really learned to swim pretending to be a mermaid.
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 4 months ago:
I have the same problem with stuff. Can you, um… anti-suggest?
Like suggest things I should avoid that hit those same tropes that made bb unwatchable for me…?
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 4 months ago:
Idk man, as a science communicator, I watched it and thought it sucked. I know enough about any science field to explain to laypeople, but not enough to properly engage experts usually.
It’s not a bad show per se, but it’s a bad show, imho, as far as normal human motivations are concerned. Who gets their shit handled and still risks their whole family’s shit? Like maybe it’s just me but that’s stupid and hard to believe.
