jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.world
- Comment on Solve a puzzle for me 14 hours ago:
Now I’m going to have nightmares about someone using Perl as their interactive shell.
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 1 day ago:
Bro is already triggered.
- Comment on Anon looks up Danish cuisine 1 day ago:
Heartache to heartache
- Comment on Anon looks up Danish cuisine 1 day ago:
Me love egg long time.
- Comment on Bro Dared and found out 2 days ago:
Planet earth is blue, and a combo Mountain Dew.
- Comment on Bro Dared and found out 2 days ago:
Can you hear me mayo Tom.
- Comment on Chilling 3 days ago:
That’s the article author / editor making a funny. Everyone’s a comedian.
- Comment on Speed 4 days ago:
No that’s when you put everything in a spreadsheet. You’re thinking of inceleration.
- Comment on Never Forget 4 days ago:
I’m thinking they endorse those checks without reading every single detail on the check.
- Comment on Never Forget 4 days ago:
Can I make my own TOS that corporations agree to when they endorse a check I pay a bill with?
- Comment on What a clown 4 days ago:
Could he be any more worse?
- Comment on Two chemists walk into a bar 4 days ago:
Don’t most bats not allow teenagers? Unless it’s a restaurant + bar.
- Comment on Two chemists walk into a bar 4 days ago:
Shows as superscript on Memmy.
- Comment on Never Forget 4 days ago:
Are TOS violations felonies now?
- Comment on Never Forget 4 days ago:
But no one would really “flip out” because none one could really do anything about it.
- Comment on Bruh, take a break already 6 days ago:
I read it like the alien has a box in the bathroom.
- Comment on Bruh, take a break already 6 days ago:
My ass always hurts after looking at memes all night.
- Comment on Bruh, take a break already 6 days ago:
Those are the wooden blocks right?
- Comment on Soup 1 week ago:
Medical research from before whatever plague or virus infects everybody.
Don’t they have problems today studying effects of microplastics because they can’t find a control group of humans who don’t have microplastics in them?
Though that’s a pretty grim future for the rich frozen elite.
- Comment on Soup 1 week ago:
Oh, because things are not the things that they are.
Why not Malt?
- Comment on Always happens 1 week ago:
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.
- Comment on Every time I get an email about 1 week ago:
Milk and comic book
- Comment on Every time I get an email about 1 week ago:
Need ta check ya ayzzhole
- Comment on Every time I get an email about 1 week ago:
That’s what they want you to believe.
- Comment on 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Nominal size is supposed to be 1.5 1 week ago:
Sometimes we don’t get to pick what libraries and data formats we work with.
Especially with legacy systems and customer requirements.
- Comment on 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Nominal size is supposed to be 1.5 1 week ago:
Five bees for a nickel.
- Comment on 2x2 lumber at Home Depot is now 1.28x1.28. Nominal size is supposed to be 1.5 1 week ago:
In CSV, you escape a double quote with a double quote.
- Comment on Boring ass planet 1 week ago:
sigh
- Comment on Voyager 1 1 week ago:
Sorry, email is still better for all of those things. Except the wiki page, of course.
- Comment on Voyager 1 1 week ago:
What’s a company they invest in?