jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon's first job 11 hours ago:
I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.
- Comment on Anon's first job 11 hours ago:
Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.
- Comment on Anon's first job 11 hours ago:
Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?
- Comment on Playing Outside Simulator coming 2025 1 day ago:
This was not on my Tiananmen Square bingo card.
- Comment on Plat plat plat 2 days ago:
No, jumping is scarier.
- Comment on Thy bidding, master? 2 days ago:
Open your mind
- Comment on Anon preps for a hurricane 2 days ago:
Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?
- Comment on Anon preps for a hurricane 2 days ago:
This thread is like getting hit in the head with a can of beans.
- Comment on Anon thinks the French are posers 2 days ago:
I remember when Obama promised us that. Good times.
- Comment on Anon thinks the French are posers 2 days ago:
Yeah, it never occurred to anyone ever to stick their tongues in each others mouths until it was documented in ancient India.
- Comment on The design is very human 2 days ago:
Human singlepede
- Comment on Plasticccc 2 days ago:
Better get rid of this bar association sticker too.
- Comment on Gravity 3 days ago:
I thought this was a captcha.
- Comment on World Without Corporations 3 days ago:
That looks fun.
- Comment on True horsepower 3 days ago:
Wasn’t there a reddit thing about can you eat a door in a year? Probably couldn’t do it with a car though.
- Comment on True horsepower 3 days ago:
I thought it was the protein diet sub fuckcarbs.
- Comment on YouTube devs be like 3 days ago:
It seems like a lot of this perception originates in the gaming industry where in some cases the devs actually do have quite a bit of control over user experience. In the rest of the software world, this stuff is driven by product management / marketing / whatever title they give to the people who define requirements.
- Comment on Covfefe 5 days ago:
One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.
- Comment on A Netflix exclusive 5 days ago:
Knees weak, throwing up blood on his flight already, mom’s spaghetti.
- Comment on Has Fast Food Gotten Worse, or Am I Just Getting Old? 6 days ago:
Is it just part of the enshitification of everything?
Yes
Have I just gotten old
Get off my lawn.
- Comment on They must not be tired 1 week ago:
The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.
- Comment on They must not be tired 1 week ago:
I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
- Comment on where the magic happens owo 1 week ago:
This guy sciences.
Also username checks out.
- Comment on where the magic happens owo 1 week ago:
Were we still using 3.5” floppies in the early 2000s?
- Comment on They must not be tired 1 week ago:
It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
- Comment on They must not be tired 1 week ago:
Rimshot
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 1 week ago:
Your mom wears maga hats.
- Comment on Withdrawal is going to make people go mad 1 week ago:
The Boston tea party was the American equivalent of the Boston tea party.
- Comment on Our brains developed pattern recognition for this 1 week ago:
Yeah this is like the Venus of willendorf.
- Comment on Sounds crazy till ya try it 1 week ago:
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.