jaybone
@jaybone@lemmy.world
- Comment on We had a deal 2 weeks ago:
WE HAD A DEAL!!
- Comment on We had a deal 2 weeks ago:
I’m trying to help make it a thing for you buddy 👍🏻
- Comment on We had a deal 2 weeks ago:
WE HAD A DEAL!!
- Comment on Tough choices 2 weeks ago:
Well obviously sophisticated people like you and I are above the rest of those primate mammal scum. 🎩🧐
- Comment on Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower 2 weeks ago:
I like my blood to be as thin as possible when I send thousands of tiny glass shards at high speed into my naked legs and feet and nutsack under warm running water.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Never realized how much that looks like a ram.
- Comment on Tough choices 3 weeks ago:
Humans are animals tho?
- Comment on Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower 3 weeks ago:
I’d need those bottles to be plastic. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it.
- Comment on Best doctor advice to stop falling in the shower 3 weeks ago:
He comes out of the drain.
- Comment on Anon is Turkish 3 weeks ago:
This thread needs a diagram.
- Comment on Anon is Turkish 3 weeks ago:
What is the most popular tv series in nato?
Figured that would be EuroVision or whatever that music competition is called. Which is not from the US.
- Comment on Facebook shut down in PNG in 'test' to stop 'pornography, misinformation' 3 weeks ago:
This is good. But is there really pornography on Facebook? I thought they didn’t allow it and would automatically remove links? That was years ago though. Maybe they don’t care anymore.
- Comment on *trumpets blare* 3 weeks ago:
Interesting take. What genres of music are not full of homophobia?
- Comment on Day 250 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing until l forget to post Screenshots 3 weeks ago:
Minecraft on ps3 was so annoying compared to pc.
- Comment on Enshittification 3 weeks ago:
HIS DAD WAS A 2021!!
- Comment on Enshittification 3 weeks ago:
His editor was Gil O’tine.
- Comment on Enshittification 3 weeks ago:
Yeah I really feel like I’m missing something here. I really like doing steaks on a George Foreman grill. Not sure about the rest of his life or career. But the grill (which presumably he just paid to put his name on) is decent.
- Comment on How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening? 3 weeks ago:
There was a website posted on Lemmy a few days ago that showed up in my all feed, where you could look up where protests were planned. I imagine platforms like X instantly remove links to it. So it’s probably difficult to get the word out.
- Comment on Idioms 3 weeks ago:
Yes, in English we have the expression “does a bear shit in the woods?” Which is asked in response to some other question where the answer is clearly “yes.”
- Comment on Idioms 3 weeks ago:
The early bird flu catches the brain worm.
- Comment on Win win 3 weeks ago:
It occurs to me, when these shitty batteries catch fire all on their own, now he can blame “terrorism.”
- Comment on pain plant 3 weeks ago:
What’s the sauce on the right?
- Comment on I've done it again... 3 weeks ago:
Did pasta exist in Jesus’ time? I don’t think they mention it much in the Bible.
- Comment on My legs forgot how to leg 3 weeks ago:
Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 3 weeks ago:
It was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.
- Comment on Happy Birthday Emma! 3 weeks ago:
I already shit rainbows, and I haven’t been eating unicorns. Should I talk with my doctor?
- Comment on Anon gives a former president some feedback 3 weeks ago:
Are we really going back this far, right at this moment?
- Comment on Good morning. What's wrong honey? 3 weeks ago:
O’Shawn
- Comment on Good morning. What's wrong honey? 3 weeks ago:
Don’t worry. Trump will rename it soon.
- Comment on This is peak 3 weeks ago:
Everyone told Astro not to turf, but here we are.