jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aright, Elon has definitely gone too far now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Look what I can do!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta Censors #Democrat when searched for⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your Republican Party is left progressive yes? So they probably didn’t account for geo location when they started banning search terms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions North Korea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No one driving on it and it’s still full of potholes and poorly patched.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions North Korea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Checks tld Yup ☑️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions North Korea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a city.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never know⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to know how to spell words, and what they meant. Then I spent too much time on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Demver⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s older than my grandma. Are you from the future?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds wonderful⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You guys do you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The biggest threat to America today is not communism, it's moving America toward a fascist theocracy" - Frank Zappa, 1986⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. Probably by tankies who still think China is “communist”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The biggest threat to America today is not communism, it's moving America toward a fascist theocracy" - Frank Zappa, 1986⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One might argue theocracy was always a grift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that his clone in profile on the left?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can we just put them in charge?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m having flashback to that jackdaw guy on reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can we just put them in charge?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If there are chicken nuggets, are there crow nuggets?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust the process!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you actually cook chicken medium rare?

  Like when you go to a restaurant, if you order a steak they will ask you how you want it cooked. They don’t ask you how you want your chicken cooked. They just cook it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust the process!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh that festival is sick af.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to chop wood⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole medical empire in the US still uses fax machines for “security reasons”. I had to sign up for some shadey ass online fax service to send docs to my moms doctor after she got sick. And the idiots at the doctors office had their fax machine broken half the time, so they never got half the docs I sent to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new job will be different⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Once Musk and Swarmadogey offshore your job to China, you won’t have to worry about those pesky training videos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new job will be different⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re gonna have the best planks. Everyone says so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new job will be different⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry. The Department of Government Efficiency is going to make you super efficient very soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new job will be different⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stranded Octogenarian Posteriors

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time I'm here!!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s where all the illegal immigrants feed the cows to make hamberders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Commemorating the life of a miserable old bastard⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t he just sue you until you changed it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So why did we stop worshiping the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably burning us all to death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ughh⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ok dad. Hire another guy to paint a portrait.” 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe and be saved!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe and be saved!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lol I was a kid then too and I’ve never heard of this. What kind of shit would he say? Was it just a line to the managers office? And what kind of things did the kids say to him? It’s like some kind of help line “My parents beat me and make me wear long sleeves in the summer.”

  Or more likely it was just some stupid recording.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyway to erase the permanent marker so I can reuse this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You people are weird. Why not just like tape a note to it? That seems less destructive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyway to erase the permanent marker so I can reuse this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you write on your reminder app in permanent ink. Duh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now give me a treat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks nothing like a German shepherd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now give me a treat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ruff