My legs forgot how to leg

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• neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s how you get hemorroides

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• UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How about this - you go to the toilet when you actually want to shit, and doomscroll comfortably somewhere else?

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  • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    People who don’t have kids be like

    I do remember though. The before times, the long long ago …

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pinchin’ one off for my homies

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• klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Prolapse

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