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I’m gonna ask my wife if she wants to be rammed tonight
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Submitted 2 months ago by sunnyspring@reddthat.com to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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xavier666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
*cockies
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, it’s better then asking if she wants to be rammed, and then running her over with your dodge ram truck. Hey, she said she wanted a BBC, and you gave it to her…a Big Boy Car! And what color is it? Ehhhh, kind of a dark chocolate mix…
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This is like that old woman/young woman optical illusion.
Do you see ovaries or dicks?
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hmm…better put some eyebrows on em. Big, bushy ones.
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Ovaries. But I can see why some see dicks in them.
myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
ah, the uteram
Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Um, if that’s a cervix she’s gonna have some complications.
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Nah, these aren’t dogs. They’re definitely uteran, in honor of Women’s History Month!
ankanamoon@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Could definely ram with those
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Looks like a bunch of ovaries.
liverbe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
*uterus
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Technically Uterus, uterine tube and ovaries.
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes. Sorry.
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Op you should have poked some eyes into the ram as a facial feature so people would maybe piece it together. It does look phalic, then again most things do when you squint. When your a hammer everything looks like a nail. When your a horny monkey everything looks like something you might want to fuck or be fucked by.
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I can see ram-shaped. Pretty neat! Though you should consider selling these as art pieces given the layers here.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They must be growers. Also, make sure the one on the middle right cleans thoroughly under the foreskin.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Let’s see what they look like after baking?
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Needs more veins.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I like how some of the… “rams”… are circumcised and some aren’t
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The rams need a different battering.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
Middle right has a foreskin…
Maybe some facial features might sell it better, but they don’t very much look like rams already.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
They’ll ram you alright. 😏
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
If you ram it just right you can ram it all night 😏
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 months ago
mid-row, on the right is the best, congrats on pastry !
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Mmmh, poppyseed ram strudel.
Recipe where?
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, rams with foreskin faces. Of course you were.
JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
You should probably get those black bumps checked out
Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think this is a pretty good representation of rams in pastry form. I can see the phallic resemblance, but honestly, I think this isn’t bad at all. If you wanted to be sure they wouldn’t be confused with anything other than a ram, perhaps you could get some food-grade paints and paint in eyes, nose, mouth, nostrils, etc. I think the faces being painted/frosted on would help eliminate the tendency to see a dick and make it less ambiguous.
gon@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Yeah, definitely rams! Do also sort of resemble penises…
Wilco@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You got twist-teste weens.
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Something about this looks suspicious.
Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Larry David would have appreciated those, right next to the black penis cake 😂
normalexit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Middle right is looking extra suspicious.
athairmor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because it hasn’t been cut?
fluxion@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ram-shaped dicks aren’t quite so girthy, but good attempt nonetheless.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I finally feel represented
Thank you OP
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
What do they look like after being cooked?
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
Those look like rams to me
sunnyspring@reddthat.com 2 months ago
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Hey now, they also somewhat resemble a typical diagram of a vagina, utuerus, fallopian tubes and ovaries.
starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some people just don’t grow op.
giggles
IceFoxX@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Is that poppy? You would need to add details for eyes etc (or an alternative). As soon as something has eyes and a mouth, we automatically recognize it as a “living being”. Anyway looks tasty
JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
While most of them are debatable, the middle right is objectively a penis. Sorry OP.
fushuan@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Some do have a slight phallic essence to them but… Just draw a face with a knife or prinkles or whatever fits the theme and it’s fine.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is always a question of perspective.
Like trying to get two people sitting opposite agree on whether the number is a 6 or a 9.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Kinda seemed more like a uterus to me, tip doesn’t stick out enough to look like a dick unless that’s what you were trying to see TBH.
Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Ask then how small their penises are if these look phallic to them…
5in1k@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Tell those Phillistines that they are not penises. Those are obviously ovaries and uterus.