miss_demeanour

@miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is devilish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great fart recipe. 10/10

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does farting make you lighter or heavier ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy farts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How active is too active while being on lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you shoes or no shoes, I’m barefoot regardless?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How active is too active while being on lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm the Snot Flickerman part.
  The rest is confirmation bias.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How active is too active while being on lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If peeps tell you to make an account on hexbear and start posting from there, it’s a sign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public transit in Chengdu, China versus Toronto, Canada⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe a car tunnel and more lanes, ready in 15-30 years, will solve the congestio!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Muppet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently your humour was off par or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sorry... the last place I want a surprise is while using the toilet...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’d be a lot better if the surprise came from the bidet. Possible 5/5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s far more rampant than even the experts recognize. Hiding alcohol use is simple.
  Wake and bake and chronic thc has also been rampant for decades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨suckcess⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “If you’ve got something important that needs to be done, assign it to your busiest person…”

  One of those idioms for the idiots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much spacing while stopped at a red light?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems you’re a shitty driver in every country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much spacing while stopped at a red light?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, is there a law or not, or are you simply full of shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much spacing while stopped at a red light?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a Driver Examiner in the Province of Ontario.
  You wouldn’t fail for this, but it is an infraction.
  You must ALWAYS SIGNAL YOUR INTENTION.

  Also, cite this ‘law’ you pulled from your ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much spacing while stopped at a red light?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice advice to fail a driving test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta see this one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re officially uninvited from my party. I’m inviting David Gilmour, instead, to spoil the mood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up babe new shape just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand Diogenes was usually the life of the party, so they just pretended it was funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If André Carson, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Lateefah Simon all prayed together in the House at one of the 5 daily prayers, during a vote, would the USA shrug?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re praying to pass a bill that kicks 15 million off health care and starves children so a handful of billionaires pay less tax.
  That’s what Jesus would do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sneeze training⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  snot a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens in the North Woods⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, that was pretty up front for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens in the North Woods⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suddenly wish to view beetle porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat you like the radishing beauty you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Correct.
  Free speech encloses the right to say nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These 2 and their dysfunctional relationship, will it ever end?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The smell is the tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just saw that Mick Jagger is attending Jeff Bezos's wedding when did he sell out?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Marianne Faithful do a Mars bar commercial later on, too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many non-working holidays in America.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And then he went golfing. True story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would I pop a bag of popcorn on the microwave?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Title was edited 10 minutes after original post to state they “didn’t” have a microwave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t have to drive. Lots of people don’t, licensed or not.
  As you’re already licensed, keep it in case there’s an emergency that requires that you drive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strawberries are nuts 🍓⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Raspberry seeds make fun of strawberry seeds.