That there is either a very confused short bus rider or someone cleverly hedging his bets.
I’m gonna guess the former.
Hmm
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ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 23 hours ago
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 21 hours ago
Thats a lot of words to skirt around using a slur
sudo@programming.dev 23 hours ago
He’s clearly a centrist.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 23 hours ago
He’s a centrist the same way the center of gravity of a hula hoop is at the center of the hoop.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’m not even sure bro is 21.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 hours ago
Please don’t use offensive words like “bro”.
remon@ani.social 21 hours ago
adhocfungus@midwest.social 12 hours ago
Exactly what I thought of. No way this guy is serious; he just wants a wider dating pool.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I know a padded resume when I see one. Dude is having a hard time getting dates, so he threw a handful of more desirable keywords in there.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 46 minutes ago
Written in Rust
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
“Results-oriented lover”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Reduced deliverables by 100% and still meet client goals
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
Dude’s either 10 steps into manipulating you or 6 steps away from pulling away from the republicans. I’m not up for that gamble.
staph@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
Bro is a cognitive dissonance junkie
Dragonstaff@leminal.space 10 hours ago
Why would he have a bad person on his hat? I don’t think a bad person could be a good president, but even if we allow that he still doesn’t have to buy merch.
blarghly@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I think this is a common justification among Trumpists that are only mostly stupid. Idea is that he might do bad things in his personal life, but because he’s an asshole who doesnt care about what polite society thinks, he’ll be able to fix the broken system.
I assume they’ve been watching too much netflix, because this is basically Thomas Shelby’s redemption arc.
staph@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
Because making sense is so 2010, grandpa
Jyrdano@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
True chaotic neutral
JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Barb?
aeris@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Nicki Minaj fan.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’m just going to change my head Canon to say he plays a barbarian in Diablo 2.
troybot@midwest.social 14 hours ago
BARB LEFT AND TOOK THE KIDS BUT AT LEAST I’M STILL CRANKING THAT HOG
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
HELL YEAH BROTHER!!! ID CRANK WITH YOU BUT MY CRANKSHAFT FELL OFF AFTER THE ACCIDENT
Nikls94@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Barbarian in TTRPGS. I myself prefer Bard or Cleric.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Je favors the Grog, if you know what I mean…
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 hours ago
He either just wants everyone to get along or he’s trying to piss everyone off at the same time
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
He’s an ambiguist.
Opisek@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
“If it doesn’t affect me, then I don’t care”
BCBoy911@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
This isnt an even remotely unique or uncommon type of guy tbh you find these guys everywhere at Hypebeast stores and corner store vape shops
missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 6 hours ago
I can’t find the pro-LGBTQ+ ones are they on backorder?
sniggleboots@europe.pub 21 hours ago
virgin widow lesbian mother of 2 saving herself for marriage type beat
skinless_corpus@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
John was a little cripple, midget, lesbian boy. But he stood ten foot tall with a knife.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
That’s some magic knife there.
Greg@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
These positions only seem like cognitive dissonance because of US bipartisanship and the politicization of everything.
knight_alva@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Underrated comment!
Why is it apparently wrong to think for yourself?
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Trump has used the Presidency to set back most of the issues that that person claims to support.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
That they have the elderly fascist racist is a good president does not allow anything else to really live on there with any credulity
BogeyTheSwear@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Thats a lot of words to say that he likes that Trump deports South Americans.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Sometimes at the bar I’ll swipe my friends hinge account with her and it’s hilarious how “otherwise attractive” people are stuck there with
conservativeon their profile.sudo@programming.dev 23 hours ago
Is this Tyler Robinson?
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 minutes ago
yes
blarghly@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I know this is a shitpost, and everybody is shitting on the kid (or, let’s be real, the stereotype of a certain type of person). But imo, the takeaway shouldnt be “look at this idiot”, but “Look at this person who does some things right but has been sucked into a cult. He’s still reachable.”
Also,… Barb?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
He has a barbed penis, like a cat.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I like this answer the best. Headcannon
AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Another poster said Barb is what Nicki Minaj fans are called. I’d say that is the most likely one to be real.
papertowels@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
His DND character is a barbarian.
treesquid@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Barb. Barb is his ex-wife. Usually Deb is the current wife, in HOSSTALK. “WHY U CRYIN’ LIBRUL?!! I’M CRYIN’ CUZ BARB LEFT ME” etc.