Dragonstaff
@Dragonstaff@leminal.space
- Comment on sushi delivery 3 days ago:
Pizza is A toast. Like avocado toast.
It’s bread, toasted with sauce, various meats, cheeses, and vegetables. This seems pretty unassailable.
- Comment on Go Green 5 days ago:
Marijuana’s a lot more difficult to grow than this. You need to keep the males and females separate.
- Comment on NOW! 5 days ago:
Nobody cares about the long run. You can fool all of the people until next quarter, pull your golden parachute, and go suck the marrow out of the next corporation like a locust.
- Comment on NOW! 5 days ago:
The “true meaning”* of Black Friday is clearing out old stock that didn’t sell and getting it off the books before the New Year.
You used to be able to get some decent deals, but now it’s just warmed over crap produced specially to be sold at a discount.
*This is meant in a parallel to the feeling of “the true meaning of Christmas”. Not the literal meaning.
- Comment on Piping mouse 1 week ago:
Timothée Chalomet
- Comment on Hollow 1 week ago:
I too am immediately eaten by squirrels.
- Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati 1 week ago:
Hey, it’s me, ur Illuminati.
- Comment on No fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminati 1 week ago:
I am saddened that the Illuminati sent out fake notices to all of you to mask their attempts to recruit me.
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 1 week ago:
45 year old here…I’m pretty sure I’ve never bought an analog clock and I think it would be weird for a school—or any place, really—to have one. I’m not surprised kids don’t learn outdated technology and anybody who is mad about it should pick up a slide rule.
- Comment on mercy merci 1 week ago:
I am fine with a few spiders around, but the detente does not extend to eggsacs.
- Comment on When the nice guy 1 week ago:
Look, buddy, if you think jerking off while playing Baldur’s Gate 3 is “nothing” that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
- Comment on engagement 2 weeks ago:
I mean I’m not going to say no to the Nintendo porn
- Comment on Mom they're fighting again 2 weeks ago:
If the venemous claws fit.
- Comment on What a welcoming party 2 weeks ago:
Imagine 8 hours of toddlers watching a birth.
- Comment on Anon thinks it's over 2 weeks ago:
I like experimental electronic sound. There have been moments where I’m driving, hear a new beat, enjoy it…then realize I need to take my car to the mechanic.
Sure, AI can create music that I can’t tell is AI generated. But there is a difference between “enjoyable” and “good”. My concerns about AI have very little to do with the quality of content it can create. Even if eventually it can make “good” music it still sucks.
- Comment on It's not? 2 weeks ago:
I’m not sure anyone thought “naughty hole” was an official government agency. It’s good to recommend body safe sex toys as a matter of habit.
- Comment on Anon finds a plot hole 2 weeks ago:
You can only lose so many stable boys before giving up on your riding griffins.
- Comment on Anon finds a plot hole 2 weeks ago:
Eh…a lot of what we do is inefficient because that makes the most money for people who already have too much money.
Nuclear was kneecapped by the fossil fuel industry. They’re still fighting against renewables.
We’re going to destroy the planet so that the rich get richer.
- Comment on Believe it or not 3 weeks ago:
I’ll never understand why people argue about subjective opinions. Pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the savory tomato. If you don’t like it, don’t put pineapple on your pizza and shut up about other people’s decisions.
- Comment on relationship shirt 3 weeks ago:
If you consider the number of hetero girls who aren’t interested in dating bi guys is probably larger than the number of guys who date guys, the pool is potentially doubled but effectively shrinks a bit.
- Comment on A data center fire in South Korea sees 858 TB of government files and 'eight years’ worth of work' stored in the cloud go up in smoke 3 weeks ago:
I was just thinking that incompetence on this scale is likely deliberate.
Either some manager refused to pay for backups and they’re too highly placed to hold accountable, or they deliberately wanted to lose some data, but I refuse to believe anyone built this system without even considering off-site backups.
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 5 weeks ago:
You know what they say “When you hear hoofbeats, think of an ungodly castle/knight amalgamation.”
- Comment on EA's new owners are making "a huge bet" on generative AI cost-cutting to help repay a $20 billion loan, claims report 5 weeks ago:
They’re cracking it open and sucking out the marrow.Just like every other time private equity has “leverage buyout”-ed a company into the ground.
They’ll pay themselves billions in executive compensation and then move on like locusts.
- Comment on Real easy 5 weeks ago:
Why use many word when one word do trick?
- Comment on PhDebaters 5 weeks ago:
My esteemed colleague’s first 300 books are riveting, but at that point the argument falls apart. They fail to account for the Herman reversal: “I know you are, but what am I” (Herman et al,1985). Amusing, but hardly a work of serious scholarship.
- Comment on nostalgia 5 weeks ago:
This is PRECISELY why I’m a big fan of explaining jokes. Most of us wouldn’t have understood any of this context.
- Comment on ralph 1 month ago:
It’s the only way I can feel like a man
- Comment on Explains everything if you think about it 1 month ago:
This is a common misconception, but they actually used radar deterrent netting.
- Comment on sticker 1 month ago:
Do you think furries piss their pants a lot? Because you saw one person on the internet say they saw one person do that?
- Comment on Local TV Giants Boycott Jimmy Kimmel’s Return to Late Night 1 month ago:
I don’t care about Kimmel. He’s a rich guy who will be fine in any case.
The problem is the vast swaths of the country who have right wing billionaires deciding they aren’t allowed to watch someone criticize the dear leader.