Absolute slander

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• frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe Chick-fil-A wouldn’t give them a third sauce packet. Did you ever think maybe this person was doing their best in a sauce-deprived world?

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  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What were they doing eating from Chick-fil-A in the first place?

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    • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Valid question. I haven’t eaten there in years.

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• Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, come on! The second picture shows that the three-packet hypothesis isn’t accurate either. It’s a 2.8 sauce packet cat.

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I also think that they’re underestimating the effects of parallax in these photos.

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  easily 3 sauce long

  cat is clearly shorter than 3 sauces

  ಠ_ಠ

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• fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Americans will use anything but metric

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  • Dragonstaff@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If my calculations are correct, this car is smaller than a football field.

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Once during a phone call, my family needed to know the dimensions of something at my brother’s house. He couldn’t find a tape measure, but he had a jug of milk. We determined that the item we needed to know the dimensions of was the size of the height of my brother plus one milk jug.

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’re eating the cats!

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  • haerrii@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re eating the dogs!

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I could finish that cat with only two packets of sauce. But kitten has a delicate flavor and I don’t like drowning it in sauce.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fellow shawarma enjoyer i see

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• YoYoMa@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tackling the real issues!

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• Tetsuo@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meh, sauces are not real. Do your own research folks.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’ve been lying to us!

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is completely ignoring perspective, and I’m also questioning the entire methodology how the length of this cat is measured. It’s like measuring how tall someone is while sitting.

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• Balrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A travesty.

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