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Absolute slander

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe Chick-fil-A wouldn’t give them a third sauce packet. Did you ever think maybe this person was doing their best in a sauce-deprived world?

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    • NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What were they doing eating from Chick-fil-A in the first place?

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      • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Valid question. I haven’t eaten there in years.

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  • Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, come on! The second picture shows that the three-packet hypothesis isn’t accurate either. It’s a 2.8 sauce packet cat.

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    • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I also think that they’re underestimating the effects of parallax in these photos.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    easily 3 sauce long

    cat is clearly shorter than 3 sauces

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  • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Americans will use anything but metric

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    • Dragonstaff@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If my calculations are correct, this car is smaller than a football field.

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Once during a phone call, my family needed to know the dimensions of something at my brother’s house. He couldn’t find a tape measure, but he had a jug of milk. We determined that the item we needed to know the dimensions of was the size of the height of my brother plus one milk jug.

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re eating the cats!

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    • haerrii@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re eating the dogs!

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I could finish that cat with only two packets of sauce. But kitten has a delicate flavor and I don’t like drowning it in sauce.

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fellow shawarma enjoyer i see

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  • YoYoMa@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tackling the real issues!

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  • Tetsuo@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Meh, sauces are not real. Do your own research folks.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’ve been lying to us!

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is completely ignoring perspective, and I’m also questioning the entire methodology how the length of this cat is measured. It’s like measuring how tall someone is while sitting.

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  • Balrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A travesty.

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