troybot

@troybot@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LINCOLN! LIIINCOOOLNNN!!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They were taking pilot lessons to learn how to maximize the damage. The flight instructors raised concerns but nothing was done and the FAA gave them a commercial pilot certificate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most stable bubble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was playing Sim City 2000 back when I was a kid and one time the game glitched out with a negative interest rate on bank loans. So naturally I took out the largest loan possible and the game proceeds to pay me interest for having massive amounts of debt. So anyhow I feel like I’m qualified to be the CEO of one of these tech companies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨soda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a combination of Photoshop and AI generated content. The truck stop is a real place with a different name located next door to a Bucee’s. Most of their posts are built off photos and videos taken in the actual store which builds consistency and makes it feel authentic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ohio never sleeps⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s true. The colony originally claimed all the land to the it’s west and Connecticut was extra long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won’t work for my culinary standards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We used to be a proper country

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That link was not the song I expected so here’s another song about Pluto

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BARB LEFT AND TOOK THE KIDS BUT AT LEAST I’M STILL CRANKING THAT HOG

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shame :3⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mawage, that bwessed awangment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are stardust.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Le Penguini⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So for bears Arctic means land with penguins

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolph is prime human⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’re confusing Dolph with Kevin Sorbo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ABSOLUTE MADNESS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do they call it taking a dump?? You’re not taking it anywhere!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wankpanzers⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t want to be that guy, but there’s no gears to shift in an EV so you’re correct there’s no transmission.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brain might be out of line, but he is not wrong⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Rehearsal, was Nathan Fielder’s follow-up to Nathan For You

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming down...⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The surprises found just moving a mattress⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like reading ancient Egypt hieroglyphics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When they tell you "oh of course it's safe" they are lying⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evil⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Knowing IBM, probably something to do with Nazis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iraq War was preceded by the largest worldwide non-violent protests in history and the war happened anyway.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shonzo Abe was assassinated.with a doohickey made out of a wood board and metal conduit pipes wrapped up in electrical tape

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The CEOs get a false sense of security and are lured out of hiding. Then the real killer guns down another one. Rinse and repeat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Trump's Tariffs Could Cost Gamers Billions⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh I’ll play. Australia?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reincarnated into the exact opposite body⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ariandrthe Girandt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Elections⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wicconana forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if you don't get this joke because I think it's hilarious.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does Bill look like Gru?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explosions in the Sky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Venus Fly Traps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah so that’s why Victreebel is a poison type