You sure that isn’t just an eraser? 🤔
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Submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Meat eraser
homesnatch@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That’s the name of my metal band…
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, if you like something don’t learn about how it’s done, just thing god gave it to you like that. If you think about it you ain’t gonna eat anything anymore. Everythibg we buy is either very disgusting or involve some kind of torture/slavery (human or not). So either don’t think or thinl a lot and only eat feom your own garden. (fyi I live in a flat so I can’t have a garden)
ngwoo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
All meat is processed by definition
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
The list of unprocessed meat we eat is fairly short, I can only think of oysters.
ccunning@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Really depends on where you draw the line on processing I guess.
Cooking? Killing? Seasoning?
There’s a popular dish in Thailand; กุ้งเต้น Goong Dten “Dancing Shrimp”; made of tiny whole live shrimp seasoned with lime and chilies.
Arguably less processed than a raw oyster
Also, arguably more processed than a raw oyster.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Sure, but there’s a world of difference between a steak and a slice of Billy Bear mystery meat.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Even my meat am I right
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
There are different degrees of processing. The “meat” mentioned here is ultra-processed garbage. Cutting out a steak is similar to picking and peeling a banana.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s the difference between a whole, cooked potato and Pringles.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Who wrote this? Ill buy your book
sicarius@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.
FlorianSimon@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
God, my sister bought a can because she was visiting and wanted to try it, and didn’t eat it before leaving so I thought I’d eat it to get rid of it… 😩
I can’t remember the last time I gagged while eating something, but this caused me to almost vomit mom’s spaghetti.
That’s dog food. Not meant for human consumption.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Somehow, though, when it’s pan-fried in teriyaki sauce and put over rice, it becomes delicious. Musubi gang wya
aniki@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
That’s spam though, right? This is different. Somehow worse. I used to love to cook spam and rice in college. Throw in some frozen veggies and you’re half way to a decent meal.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The food i give my dog smells way better than that.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Side question: the US you don’t have ham made from a single piece of meat?
In my country that is the norm for ham, an abomination like that has no market. The only similar to it is something like “low fat chicken ham” (not actually called ham on the box as it would be false advertising)
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Yes, we have that as well.
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Listeria is in high demand these days
consumptionone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!
lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 months ago
What’s so unholy about it tho
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
ham
troybot@midwest.social 8 months ago
Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig
Draegur@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Actually it has a fair bit of fat.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And likely a fair bit of bone and connective tissue, but it’s all been processed and homogenized.
3ntranced@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just like my chicken nuggies
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I was gonna say has this person ever had Spam? It’s borderline volatile because it’s like 60% water and fat.
addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 8 months ago
is the liquify and emulsion part true?
bluewing@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Yes it is.
When processed, the meat bits, (and yes they are leftover meat bits), are ground into a paste with water added, (nearly all ham you buy has “Water Added” listed on the tag - exception would be something like “country ham” or prosciutto ham), then pumped into a carboy, (the paste is then called babbit), seasonings are then mixed in and then molded by machine into a glorious block 'o ham! To be sold at your local Deli as part of a delicious sandwich for which you happily pay your “hardly earned” monies.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 8 months ago
For some reason babbit is like the grossest sounding thing in the universe
addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 8 months ago
thanks, thats horrid, i will not eat ham or spam. another thing i cant eat…
OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
I’m not sure how else it would hold together
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pressing. Pressing hard.
addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 8 months ago
i guess you must be right
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yes, but the no fat or connective tissue part is most certainly not.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 months ago
put it side by side with a piece of meat you will be convinced
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE HAM CUBE
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sav-a-lot used to have this gigantic like 8lb chub of ham. It was cheap enough for us poor folks to get. That stuff was so good. Just a gigantic log of chopped ham pressed into a brick.
Somehow they must’ve lost money. Cuz they’re only sold at a few chains out in the Midwest nowadays and they’re way smaller than they used to be.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.
janus2@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t think this low effort spam is available in the deli section where I am. Though I would order it shredded just to annoy people.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
It’s not Spam, it’s “deli ham” (Armour brand makes the big one) or “Polish Ham”(Krakus brand). So much more bland than spam.
Source: former deli worker. Fuck that job and fuck anyone who orders chipped/shredded deli meat.
MHanak@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Read by jeaney collects: youtu.be/PJt64x3aEv8
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A different horror-ified version that I like.
Bonje@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I like the eva version youtu.be/C6h0Qt329jI
wieson@feddit.org 8 months ago
Really putting the delicat in Delicatessen.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Enough sodium to cure what ails you
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If it’s enough to cure the ham, it’s enough to cure you.
Routhinator@startrek.website 8 months ago
Prism? Thats a cuboid.
MartianSands@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Cuboids are prisms. Specially, they’re rectangular prisms
Routhinator@startrek.website 8 months ago
TIL:
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How many cc’s?
Tiuku@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Holy cow that’s long
chautalees@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is pure gold.
If i wasn’t ass-taste in my literation, i would write praise for this soul poetry. But alas, only thing i can say is pure gold.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Literally cat food tbh
greencactus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is the last strike, I had enough. From now on, I am a tankie
abfarid@startrek.website 8 months ago
Ham isn’t vegan…?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Only bacon is
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That same person shares it with their cat however, so it’s a mixed bag
SuperIce@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The amount of sodium in ham is likely toxic to cats