You sure that isn’t just an eraser? 🤔
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Meat eraser
homesnatch@lemm.ee 2 years ago
That’s the name of my metal band…
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, if you like something don’t learn about how it’s done, just thing god gave it to you like that. If you think about it you ain’t gonna eat anything anymore. Everythibg we buy is either very disgusting or involve some kind of torture/slavery (human or not). So either don’t think or thinl a lot and only eat feom your own garden. (fyi I live in a flat so I can’t have a garden)
ngwoo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
All meat is processed by definition
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
The list of unprocessed meat we eat is fairly short, I can only think of oysters.
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Really depends on where you draw the line on processing I guess.
Cooking? Killing? Seasoning?
There’s a popular dish in Thailand; กุ้งเต้น Goong Dten “Dancing Shrimp”; made of tiny whole live shrimp seasoned with lime and chilies.
Arguably less processed than a raw oyster
Also, arguably more processed than a raw oyster.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 years ago
Sure, but there’s a world of difference between a steak and a slice of Billy Bear mystery meat.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Even my meat am I right
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
There are different degrees of processing. The “meat” mentioned here is ultra-processed garbage. Cutting out a steak is similar to picking and peeling a banana.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s the difference between a whole, cooked potato and Pringles.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Who wrote this? Ill buy your book
sicarius@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.
FlorianSimon@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
God, my sister bought a can because she was visiting and wanted to try it, and didn’t eat it before leaving so I thought I’d eat it to get rid of it… 😩
I can’t remember the last time I gagged while eating something, but this caused me to almost vomit mom’s spaghetti.
That’s dog food. Not meant for human consumption.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Somehow, though, when it’s pan-fried in teriyaki sauce and put over rice, it becomes delicious. Musubi gang wya
aniki@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
That’s spam though, right? This is different. Somehow worse. I used to love to cook spam and rice in college. Throw in some frozen veggies and you’re half way to a decent meal.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The food i give my dog smells way better than that.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Side question: the US you don’t have ham made from a single piece of meat?
In my country that is the norm for ham, an abomination like that has no market. The only similar to it is something like “low fat chicken ham” (not actually called ham on the box as it would be false advertising)
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Yes, we have that as well.
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Listeria is in high demand these days
consumptionone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!
lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 years ago
What’s so unholy about it tho
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ham
troybot@midwest.social 2 years ago
Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig
Draegur@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Actually it has a fair bit of fat.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And likely a fair bit of bone and connective tissue, but it’s all been processed and homogenized.
3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Just like my chicken nuggies
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was gonna say has this person ever had Spam? It’s borderline volatile because it’s like 60% water and fat.
addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 2 years ago
is the liquify and emulsion part true?
bluewing@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Yes it is.
When processed, the meat bits, (and yes they are leftover meat bits), are ground into a paste with water added, (nearly all ham you buy has “Water Added” listed on the tag - exception would be something like “country ham” or prosciutto ham), then pumped into a carboy, (the paste is then called babbit), seasonings are then mixed in and then molded by machine into a glorious block 'o ham! To be sold at your local Deli as part of a delicious sandwich for which you happily pay your “hardly earned” monies.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 2 years ago
For some reason babbit is like the grossest sounding thing in the universe
addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 2 years ago
thanks, thats horrid, i will not eat ham or spam. another thing i cant eat…
OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I’m not sure how else it would hold together
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Pressing. Pressing hard.
addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 2 years ago
i guess you must be right
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yes, but the no fat or connective tissue part is most certainly not.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 years ago
put it side by side with a piece of meat you will be convinced
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE HAM CUBE
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sav-a-lot used to have this gigantic like 8lb chub of ham. It was cheap enough for us poor folks to get. That stuff was so good. Just a gigantic log of chopped ham pressed into a brick.
Somehow they must’ve lost money. Cuz they’re only sold at a few chains out in the Midwest nowadays and they’re way smaller than they used to be.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t think this low effort spam is available in the deli section where I am. Though I would order it shredded just to annoy people.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
It’s not Spam, it’s “deli ham” (Armour brand makes the big one) or “Polish Ham”(Krakus brand). So much more bland than spam.
Source: former deli worker. Fuck that job and fuck anyone who orders chipped/shredded deli meat.
MHanak@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Read by jeaney collects: youtu.be/PJt64x3aEv8
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A different horror-ified version that I like.
Bonje@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I like the eva version youtu.be/C6h0Qt329jI
wieson@feddit.org 2 years ago
Really putting the delicat in Delicatessen.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Enough sodium to cure what ails you
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If it’s enough to cure the ham, it’s enough to cure you.
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 years ago
Prism? Thats a cuboid.
MartianSands@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Cuboids are prisms. Specially, they’re rectangular prisms
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 years ago
TIL:
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How many cc’s?
Tiuku@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Holy cow that’s long
chautalees@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is pure gold.
If i wasn’t ass-taste in my literation, i would write praise for this soul poetry. But alas, only thing i can say is pure gold.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Literally cat food tbh
greencactus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is the last strike, I had enough. From now on, I am a tankie
abfarid@startrek.website 2 years ago
Ham isn’t vegan…?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Only bacon is
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 years ago
SuperIce@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The amount of sodium in ham is likely toxic to cats