Draegur
@Draegur@lemm.ee
- Comment on Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking? 4 days ago:
Aliens are not attacking.
The drones have hurt no one.
They are paying more attention now.
Perhaps if society kills more CEOs, they will finally consider us sapient and establish contact.
- Comment on Anon makes weed eggs 4 days ago:
indeed, the ham is the most important component in green eggs and ham
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 4 days ago:
NO! Warrior EMPEROR! of the galactic empire! (very space opera!)
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 4 days ago:
Oh yes! Talk to him about MULTILEVEL MARKETING! Hell, OP might even be able to sell him garbage and make some money on the side if he’s stupid and desperate enough!!!
- Comment on The Two Genders 5 days ago:
someone should endeavor to make The Most Political Game In The World by simply having no white male characters in it at all.
- Comment on Motivational, inspiring 6 days ago:
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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.
Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I’m having an aneurysm when I try to read them.
This one is both.
- Comment on Hey is Sharing Luigi’s Manifesto on Social Media Actually "Glorifying Violence"? Because Reddit Said So 😭 1 week ago:
barbara streissand has taught them nothing apparently
- Comment on Interesting. It's a constant reminder 1 week ago:
I like public restroom doors that have a handle like protrusion for your foot
- Comment on what a moment to live 2 weeks ago:
Let’s increase each one’s pay by exactly three aerodynamic chunks of lead, to be deposited directly into their brainpans at supersonic speeds.
- Comment on That's right! 2 weeks ago:
I do believe I’d love being a small part of a polycule…!
- Comment on That's right! 2 weeks ago:
I got a girlfriend in 2023
The experience was mid.
She’s cool and we still hang out sometimes but being in a relationship kinda sucked and I’m glad we reloaded the friend save state.
I’m just not cut out for being someone’s only partner.
- Comment on Binary search 2 weeks ago:
Expecting feral hogs to be capable of reason was a mistake.
- Comment on healthy routine 3 weeks ago:
How bout fuck insta.
How bout that.
Doom scroll on mastodon.
- Comment on Reversed roles 3 weeks ago:
Mom when I asked for a puppy: “you aren’t ready for that kind of responsibility.”
Me when Mom askd for grandkids: “I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
- Comment on Shiny 3 weeks ago:
No apologies necessary! I actually thought it was more likely that going on. I hope I did not come across as too confrontational!
- Comment on Shiny 3 weeks ago:
It’s also good for (at least some?) neurological people.
I would like to preface that I am not saying this to be judgemental and I’m not implying that anyone was hurt by it, but,
I’m not sure if you used “neurological” instead of “neurotypical” on purpose…? Because literally every creature with a brain is neurological.
And while I definitely used “neurodiverse” instead of “neurodivergent” on purpose because it feels nicer, implying that the opposite term is “neurological” might sound to some as though you are implying that neurodivergent/aneurotypical people have no neurological framework and I hesitate to jump to the conclusion that that’s actually what you meant.
- Comment on Shiny 4 weeks ago:
“Hey look at this cool rock i found” is definitely a valid courting technique for non-diamonds in neurodiverse persons :3
- Comment on gen z gorillas 4 weeks ago:
Feels like a metaphor for Gen Z at large tbh
- Comment on But yes. 5 weeks ago:
The same guy who deliberately messed with the vending machine will also intentionally misplace the delivery of the skull gun aug module, smh.
- Comment on But yes. 5 weeks ago:
Steam implies water! What if we used some OTHER phase-change working fluid? :D
||(No idea what, though. my question is implied with a playful tone and is at least 50% facetious; any actual discussion that might result would be little more than a pleasant coincidence)||
- Comment on But yes. 5 weeks ago:
“what if fire… But… MOAR”
- Comment on Serious statement: I don't understand the argument that not voting for Harris was the morally correct thing to do, because of Gaza. Why does anyone believe this? 1 month ago:
They mistakenly believe that by pulling the lever they are complicit in the trolley. That by interacting with the trolley on the trolley’s terms, they are consenting to the trolley’s actions.
I used to believe that too once… Once.
I was disabused of that notion before 2012, but sadly not enough people were.
- Comment on This hair product remains effective up to 230 degrees C which is really handy because when I'm exposed to ovenlike temperatures, my first thought is "Oh no, my hair!" 1 month ago:
When you wanna make the funeral home’s crematorium really WORK for it.
- Comment on Relationship goals 1 month ago:
if poop has touched a surface, i don’t care how much you wash it. no matter how thorougly sterilized a sewage pipe is, it’d still be insane and disgusting to use it as a drinking straw.
- Comment on Relationship goals 1 month ago:
Guilty as charged! I’m deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.
- Comment on Relationship goals 1 month ago:
i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass
- Comment on ... 1 month ago:
🔫👨🚀 I always have.
- Comment on Anon gets trolled 2 months ago:
Wife material.
- Comment on Anon's gf is native american 2 months ago:
OOP better not whistle at night either.
- Comment on Players are now less "accepting" that games will be fixed, say Paradox, after "underestimating" the reaction to Cities: Skylines 2's performance woes 2 months ago:
we’re tired of being sold a shit sandwich that may someday become edible? wow who would have ever predicted this utterly unprecedented turn of events except absolutely fucking everybody.