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Things are getting really crazy.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨phudgins@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey - anyone remember when the Onion was going to buy Infowars, and the judge came up with an entirely bullshit reason to throw that out?

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    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The problem was that The Onion tipped their hand. They needed to do what these high class tax dodgers do and create a completely separate legal entity (e.g. Information Combat Readiness Group) and submit bids under that name. Once purchased, sell the company to The Onion for pennies, or if they are really smart, rent the assets to the Onion for bajillion dollars, which then the Onion can write off and pay less taxes.

      And yes, that’s how our corporate tax system works.

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      • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Honestly, what my divorce taught me is that the legal system is set up to protect rich white men from ever experiencing consequences. Obstructing the courts is a great strategy, because you can just draw things out until people give up.

        Which is basically what this still is - Jones lost on default because he was refusing to provide evidence or follow the rules. But he’s still getting to opt out of the rules.

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  • Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had an idea for one, something like: “Vatican Conclave Elects to End Papcy, sell off all Vatican possessions to feed the needy, and entrust the direction of the church to God’s hands.”

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Re-open Alcatraz as a tourist attraction with real live criminals like a petting zoo but for violent offenders.

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    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The re-open is already being discussed so that’s on track.

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Take over Greenland, and rename it Red,White and Blueland

      Oh wait that one is already taken!

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  • slashasdf@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For gods sake, why won’t the devs roll back the simulation to an older save?!

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The off-site backup is in another galaxy, it’ll take a bit to get here

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      • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not necessarily if you take the mandela effect seriously. My favorite mandela effect is the collective wrong memory that instead of Sanders, Trump was elected. I’m glad I escaped that universe (or rather I’m trying to)

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    • folekaule@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The request has been submitted to uservoice and has 265,567 votes, so it will probably be any time now.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’ve been frantically rolling back repeatedly, and the simulation just keeps going off the rails. Didn’t you see the posts in ten forward?

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  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ohhh the greatness of the image is from The shoe body bop
    It’ll get stuck in your head forever, your welcome

    Honorable mention of the prequel Something terribly offensive

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re not wrong about it being stuck in your head forever.

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      • Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What do you mean saved it? As in just posted it on YouTube?

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    • ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Holy shit. This is the guy that did the grill video. I thought it was gone forever. Thank you.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have never laid eyes on this. Thank you 1000 times for linking these videos.

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      • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        For maximum effect, play Shoebody at 2x, it’s a whole different hit

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      • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Happily! I’m glad you’ve been enlightened!

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’ve been doing a surprisingly good job. Like “Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society”. We can debate if the prison in El Salvador counts as a concentration camp (IMO it very clearly is) or a death camp (IMO it is not, but we’re probably headed there), but the fact that we’re even having that debate is a very bad sign.

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    • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m a subscriber to their monthly print copy, and a lot of the stories in the print version don’t make it to the website as quickly. I’ve got the February copy on my desk with the following headlines:

      • Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests: Tool That Diagnoses Disobedience to be Mailed to U.S. Households
      • U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat - Wars Will No Longer Be Fought By Male Shannons, Terrys, or Carmens
      • Baby Saves Affair: Illicit Relationship Rekindled by Out-of-Wedlock Birth

      As far as I can tell, these articles never made it online. And they are funny. Good coffee table material.

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s like that south park episode where prof chaos is trying to come up with an evil plan for world domination, but can’t because the simpsons already did it

    except it’s real life

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “IT’S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!” -Onion to God

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I do wonder if there’s a possible tipping point caused by event so egregious, so unjust, that The Onion would feel compelled to report on it factually & earnestly…

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  • Freshparsnip@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Luigi Mangione has been selectedcas the new pope

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doo Bop
    Shoobody Doo Bop

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It worked for the oblivion remaster

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  • Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty soon, the only thing that will be left which demonstrates sufficient capacity to hallucinate hilariously idiotic and false bullshit will be AI ._.

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