faythofdragons
@faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
- Comment on T-shirt? 1 day ago:
I know this is a shitpost, but real answer: A t-shirt bra is a specific style of bra intended to be worn under t-shirts. They’re supposed to have softer seamlines and less bulk, so they’re not so obvious under thin fabric, but some women just find them more comfortable.
- Comment on Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes 6 days ago:
Hey, a couple might be really good at football.
- Comment on Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes 6 days ago:
To quote somebody famous: “Teenagers scare the living shit out of me”
- Comment on Japan cancels cherry blossom festival over complaints of tourists littering and ‘defecating’ in yards 6 days ago:
I don’t get it. I’ve never been on vacation, and people say that makes me “culturally stunted”, but then I look into visiting places, and see nothing but locals complaining about tourists doing the most horrific shit.
It would check out that imperial cultures think that pissing off locals is a culturally enriching activity, but I’m a better person than that.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?
- Comment on Turns Out They Didn’t Really Want You To Bring Your Whole Self To Work 1 week ago:
Yeah, I remember the dotcom bubble. There was absolutely a change once people realized the information superhighway could make them money.
- Comment on thank you fb 2 weeks ago:
That’s where South America reaches for Antarctica. Famously known for being off the coast of Virginia and warm.
- Comment on I feel like I'm being watched 2 weeks ago:
Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”
- Comment on Human 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do. 2 weeks ago:
That pepperoni is massive.
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 2 weeks ago:
Did you put rats in them?
- Comment on Real and True 2 weeks ago:
My DM’s gonna love it when I start asking about elevation changes in more specific detail.
- Comment on Real and True 2 weeks ago:
Whenever I play D&D, I turn into the mapmaker. Send help.
- Comment on Bug ID 3 weeks ago:
Trilobyte is next up from terabyte, right?
- Comment on Fake moo 3 weeks ago:
There’s a whole bunch of beef that’s not edible by USDA standards, and that’s what gets made into dog food. I used to date somebody that worked at a glass-bottle dairy, and they’d eat it anyways, but it was clearly marked on the package “not for human consumption”.
- Comment on Two-shay 3 weeks ago:
I think my partner is panromantic/heterosexual. He’s got some friends where any stranger would reasonably assume they were dating, but he’s just not into dick in the slightest.
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.
- Comment on Be ungovernable 4 weeks ago:
The british colonies all share the same trait of having animals that are named after superficially similar European animals. It’s like how the American Robin and the European Robin are two completely different birds that just look sorta similar.
- Comment on Wokeness ended, check mate leftists 4 weeks ago:
Insert the “if they find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” audio clip.
- Comment on dating 4 weeks ago:
I can’t catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here.
- Comment on Heave-ho! 4 weeks ago:
I know this was a rhetorical question, but here’s a real answer anyways.
Evolution isn’t smart, and it doesn’t care if something kills you, so long as you can pass the genes on first. Boobs are for feeding babies. If more mammary tissue mean you can make more milk for your baby, you’ve got a better chance of your child surviving infancy and passing that gene on.
Also, boobs are a large percent fat, which functions as both nutritional and hydration reserves that are used during pregnancy/breastfeeding to ensure the baby survives and passes the gene on.
For better or for worse, my back pain doesn’t make me any less sexy.
- Comment on Heave-ho! 4 weeks ago:
No, we had free porn, it was just harder to find and would take fifteen minutes to load a non-potato quality file. Often, your browser would just give up before it even loaded a nipple.
- Comment on Self-Care 4 weeks ago:
Username checks out, lol
- Comment on Self-Care 4 weeks ago:
Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?
- Comment on Self-Care 4 weeks ago:
You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
So that’s why I get a funny taste in my mouth after an Ambien night.
- Comment on Parents... Huh... 4 weeks ago:
Nobody told you not to eat poop
If you have friends who have kids, please ask them how often they’ve gotta tell their infant not to stick their poopy fingers in their mouth. I guarantee your parents had to do it with you too.
- Comment on "The trolley made me fear for my life" 4 weeks ago:
I submit that this is happening in a capitalistic environment, and there is a high probability that the safety mechanisms have not been maintained. Therefore, it is possible that the dead man’s switch has malfunctioned, especially if the train is hauling hazardous materials through Ohio.
- Comment on Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists 5 weeks ago:
Do you call people “smoothskin”?
- Comment on genius 5 weeks ago:
So the design has never changed since it was made? The engineers have never needed to figure out an upgrade or slightly different way of doing it?
Of course randos don’t make them in their garage, but somebody does, and I don’t see a problem with experts incorporating this into their workflow. I don’t know why you do?