faythofdragons

@faythofdragons@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks 🙏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you put rats in them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My DM’s gonna love it when I start asking about elevation changes in more specific detail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I play D&D, I turn into the mapmaker. Send help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bug ID⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Trilobyte is next up from terabyte, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a whole bunch of beef that’s not edible by USDA standards, and that’s what gets made into dog food. I used to date somebody that worked at a glass-bottle dairy, and they’d eat it anyways, but it was clearly marked on the package “not for human consumption”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two-shay⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think my partner is panromantic/heterosexual. He’s got some friends where any stranger would reasonably assume they were dating, but he’s just not into dick in the slightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yummy, in my tummy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The british colonies all share the same trait of having animals that are named after superficially similar European animals. It’s like how the American Robin and the European Robin are two completely different birds that just look sorta similar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wokeness ended, check mate leftists ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Insert the “if they find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” audio clip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this was a rhetorical question, but here’s a real answer anyways.

  Evolution isn’t smart, and it doesn’t care if something kills you, so long as you can pass the genes on first. Boobs are for feeding babies. If more mammary tissue mean you can make more milk for your baby, you’ve got a better chance of your child surviving infancy and passing that gene on.

  Also, boobs are a large percent fat, which functions as both nutritional and hydration reserves that are used during pregnancy/breastfeeding to ensure the baby survives and passes the gene on.

  For better or for worse, my back pain doesn’t make me any less sexy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, we had free porn, it was just harder to find and would take fifteen minutes to load a non-potato quality file. Often, your browser would just give up before it even loaded a nipple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s why I get a funny taste in my mouth after an Ambien night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents... Huh...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody told you not to eat poop

  If you have friends who have kids, please ask them how often they’ve gotta tell their infant not to stick their poopy fingers in their mouth. I guarantee your parents had to do it with you too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The trolley made me fear for my life"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I submit that this is happening in a capitalistic environment, and there is a high probability that the safety mechanisms have not been maintained. Therefore, it is possible that the dead man’s switch has malfunctioned, especially if the train is hauling hazardous materials through Ohio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you call people “smoothskin”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So the design has never changed since it was made? The engineers have never needed to figure out an upgrade or slightly different way of doing it?

  Of course randos don’t make them in their garage, but somebody does, and I don’t see a problem with experts incorporating this into their workflow. I don’t know why you do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but to get there, you need a prototype. There’s nothing wrong with testing the fit using 3D printing before you order a copy in real materials, just don’t put it under any load.

  You could print it with normal plastic filaments, but those can deform and screw with the measurements if you’ve got a really tight fit, so metal printing is a good use there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The shrinkflation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh, Hamburgler!”, he cried

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The shrinkflation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sloppy bun with the mayo spilling over the sides

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's so fluffy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, hitting Alt+F4 will get rid of the lag if you play Halo on desktop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Emperor Palpatine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer is for GIRLS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does beer keep getting singled out when red wine and bourbon produce similar effects?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grippy handles too. Luxury.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a skibidi toilet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer is for GIRLS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The second link says it affects estrogen levels though, which is why I’m confused.

  Is this new research?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer is for GIRLS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought phytoestrogens didn’t affect humans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU lawmakers to study ban 'loot boxes' and other addictive features in video games⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about poker?