faythofdragons

@faythofdragons@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You wouldn’t download Hot Wheels in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live fearlessly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cats are wise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I used one of those guitar tuner apps, and it says it’s F6

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cats are wise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  10/10 do recommend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cats are wise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve trained my cats to come to a dinner bell. Now, instead of yelling at me for food, the youngest cat has figured out how to ring the door chimes when he’s hungry.

  On the plus side, if my cats ever accidentally get outside, the bell is loud enough to hear across the neighborhood, so I can summon them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I’ve seen this, it’s been on my phone and I’ve always thought it was the shadow of a drone.

  Now I’m seeing it on a bigger screen and can finally tell what it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you accidentally buy the wrong bread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You could say that they ate and left no crumbs, but I don’t think bread that thin would leave crumbs to begin with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d hold off until you actually feel comfortable handling a dog. You can volunteer at shelters or babysit a friend’s dog or something, but you’ll need to train your dog, and being afraid will make that a lot harder.

  Training a dog is one part training yourself. Your dog will look to you for guidance, so it’s helpful for a professional trainer to show you how to communicate with your dog. There are private trainers, but the most affordable method is in a group with various other untrained dogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently they are actually for birds???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  how they have survived as a species is a mystery to me

  Domestication is how they’ve survived. They’ve got odd little nests because they’re from a warm area and they really just need a few sticks to keep the egg from rolling out of the cliffside pockets they naturally nest in.

  We’ve transported them to areas they never evolved to live in, set them loose, and mock their struggle to survive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Times sure have changed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my hole. It was made for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, my parents believed video games were evil :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had so much dolphin shit as a teenager

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do I accept?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lincoln, but only if I get to wear the hat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For one, you need proof. No reputable newspaper is going to report on “I heard that…” without anything to back it up.

  Any reputable media will want to know how you know about this, and they’ll want to verify its accuracy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Skill issue, get good scrub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no law saying guys can’t wear sundresses too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is giving only formula long term "healthy" for a baby?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fed is best.

  If you can breastfeed, that’s fantastic! But don’t be ashamed if you’re struggling to produce milk, it’s quite common and you shouldn’t avoid formula out of fear. It’s far worse for a baby to go hungry!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So say, someone lives in an English speaking country and wanna see a movie in the threaters but they struggle to understand English, how are they supposed to watch it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  www.regmovies.com/theater-ears

  Worth a shot maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is trying weed edibles worth it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a toss up. Either it’s going to be a fun time, or you’re gonna accidentally overdo it and get sick. MIL was a og hippie, and she got sick after smoking again for the first time since Woodstock because everything is so much stronger than it used to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No way⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soap bar square pants?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kind of Doctor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are prosthetics to up your Operation game. No longer just taking stuff out, now you gotta put stuff back!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fixed it.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people actually need a place to confess things anonymously?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I swear I saw this post yesterday

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *holds up spork*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Avocados aren’t supposed to be sweet. I can’t do dairy, so sometimes I’ll use avocado to get that creaminess I’m looking for, but my favorite way to eat them is in guacamole with some tortilla chips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Height 📏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it either. I’m 5’4", my first boyfriend was 5’1", and it was fine? It lasted less than a year in highschool, but I remember it fondly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The size of Portugal compared to Spain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s right, it goes in the square hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been listening to them since I found their first album at the ren faire, haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It just came out, which probably why it’s not on here, but I really enjoyed The Spinning Wheel by Mediæval Bæbes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is a shitpost, but real answer: A t-shirt bra is a specific style of bra intended to be worn under t-shirts. They’re supposed to have softer seamlines and less bulk, so they’re not so obvious under thin fabric, but some women just find them more comfortable.