faythofdragons

@faythofdragons@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Height 📏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it either. I’m 5’4", my first boyfriend was 5’1", and it was fine? It lasted less than a year in highschool, but I remember it fondly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The size of Portugal compared to Spain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s right, it goes in the square hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sales =/= quality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been listening to them since I found their first album at the ren faire, haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sales =/= quality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It just came out, which probably why it’s not on here, but I really enjoyed The Spinning Wheel by Mediæval Bæbes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is a shitpost, but real answer: A t-shirt bra is a specific style of bra intended to be worn under t-shirts. They’re supposed to have softer seamlines and less bulk, so they’re not so obvious under thin fabric, but some women just find them more comfortable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, a couple might be really good at football.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To quote somebody famous: “Teenagers scare the living shit out of me”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan cancels cherry blossom festival over complaints of tourists littering and ‘defecating’ in yards⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it. I’ve never been on vacation, and people say that makes me “culturally stunted”, but then I look into visiting places, and see nothing but locals complaining about tourists doing the most horrific shit.

  It would check out that imperial cultures think that pissing off locals is a culturally enriching activity, but I’m a better person than that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your teenager AND your husband⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that with enough sauce, chicken alfredo becomes a soup. Where do I fit on the chart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turns Out They Didn’t Really Want You To Bring Your Whole Self To Work⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I remember the dotcom bubble. There was absolutely a change once people realized the information superhighway could make them money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thank you fb⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s where South America reaches for Antarctica. Famously known for being off the coast of Virginia and warm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like I'm being watched⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Human⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a point of pedantry, humans can’t have the voice box of a parrot, because parrots have a syrinx and not a larynx.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That pepperoni is massive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks 🙏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you put rats in them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My DM’s gonna love it when I start asking about elevation changes in more specific detail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I play D&D, I turn into the mapmaker. Send help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bug ID⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trilobyte is next up from terabyte, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a whole bunch of beef that’s not edible by USDA standards, and that’s what gets made into dog food. I used to date somebody that worked at a glass-bottle dairy, and they’d eat it anyways, but it was clearly marked on the package “not for human consumption”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two-shay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think my partner is panromantic/heterosexual. He’s got some friends where any stranger would reasonably assume they were dating, but he’s just not into dick in the slightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy yummy, in my tummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The british colonies all share the same trait of having animals that are named after superficially similar European animals. It’s like how the American Robin and the European Robin are two completely different birds that just look sorta similar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wokeness ended, check mate leftists ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Insert the “if they find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” audio clip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this was a rhetorical question, but here’s a real answer anyways.

  Evolution isn’t smart, and it doesn’t care if something kills you, so long as you can pass the genes on first. Boobs are for feeding babies. If more mammary tissue mean you can make more milk for your baby, you’ve got a better chance of your child surviving infancy and passing that gene on.

  Also, boobs are a large percent fat, which functions as both nutritional and hydration reserves that are used during pregnancy/breastfeeding to ensure the baby survives and passes the gene on.

  For better or for worse, my back pain doesn’t make me any less sexy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, we had free porn, it was just harder to find and would take fifteen minutes to load a non-potato quality file. Often, your browser would just give up before it even loaded a nipple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s why I get a funny taste in my mouth after an Ambien night.