BruceTwarzen

@BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby Showers!! :)⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They wanted to see if the soda goes flat when exposed to the demon core.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Box-Office: "Venom" Sinks & "Here" Bombs⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pretty bad. But for a venom movie it’s not too bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  But they also don’t have starfield

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She-Ra Lives!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why when you see documentaries about tribes that had little to no contact to the outside world, women are often hunting and do the heavy lifting and men are at home raising kids and taking care of the village while the women are out there. I mean i haven’t seen it, but according to this one weird paper they must exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She-Ra Lives!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You might need to get off the internet for a minute

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh fuck no⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can almost read the word f*** is no one thinking of the americans here? What the fuck?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At least one american got an aneurysm reading that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans can’t handle swear words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disposable vapes to be banned in England and Wales from June⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I absolutely hate the fact that we as a society just agreed that cigarette butts aren’t garbage, because then you have to argue with smokers. Some day people look back and make fun of these assholes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did Joker 2 lose so much money? And how on earth did it cost so much in the first place?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The funniest thing about this movie is that there is a video of Joaquin and gaga talking to each other on the premier with no sound. And someone who can read lips translates it to Joaquin asking gaga what this piece of shit is supposed to be. And she said something like: it’s not thaaaaat bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asian Beauty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I went out raging when i was younger and i met a girl and a tattoo artist and we got shitfaced together. At some point we wanted to get a dumb ass tattoo. We both had a lot of tattoos already, so it was just one for the collection. The artist was originally from japan, but he kept saying that his japanese isn’t that great. We still insisted on getting some japanese letters. He tattooed her what he thought: enjoyer of garlic bread translated to, and i wanted one that said garlic boy. We came up with it individually because we talked a lot about garlic bread and one of my favourite bands is garlic boys. And i thought it’s funny. She got her tattoo, but the guy was so fucked up that he fell into a coma after that. I didn’t get my garlic boy tattoo, and i thought to get it anyway, but it would never be as funny as getting it from a drunk japanese dude who spoke very bad japanese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think a Team America: World Police sequel would work 20 years later?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever since america won the war on terror, the movie kinda just doesn’t work anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think a Team America: World Police sequel would work 20 years later?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The making off of this movie is just as good as the movie itself. I fully understand why they would never do that again, but i’m glad they did. I remember that kimmy’s glasses alone were like 20k. It’s just overall a hassle and an expensive one at that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people impressed with SpaceX?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it cool beans to litter the atmosphere with satellites and spend a metric fuckton on money, energy and garbage into “space exploration” while we treat the planet we live on is on fire and we treat it like shit? Isn’t it weird that they plan to deliver weapons around the planet in a short time? That doesn’t sound like a “space exploration” endeavour, it sounds like a military operation that is dressed up in make up so his fanboys go: whoooo, rockets, science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hungry Lions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once watched a youtube video where a guy with a super hot tinder profile would chat with random girls and he could say whatever vile shit and they would all be like: aww, but you’re so hot tho.

  I murdered your child.

  So wanna hang out some time?

  I ate him.

  Raaawr ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mental health has improved after deleting games that have microtransactions in them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I play a lot of deadlock right now and i think it’s fantastic. But even if it’s like in early alpha, i already miss the base designs, because i assume it’s gonna turn into a tf2/call of duty nightmare, once the looboxes are in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steven Spielberg is ‘a big PC Gamer’ — loves shooters, and insists on keyboard and mouse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also one of the worst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Tom Warren] The PS5 Pro still hasn’t sold out in the US or UK. Looks like the $700 price point will mean this console will be readily available this holiday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sony is so out of touch it’s actually insane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the pros and cons to buying a smart watch from temu?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pros: cheap

  Con: you support temu, and slave labour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches an old concert video⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is probably my biggest boomer opinion. People need to know that i was here, people need to know how much fun i’m having. If people don’t know how amazing my life is, what’s even the point of going out?

  My tinfoil opinion is because of social media traveling is now everyone’s favourite hobby. Tinder is just full of women who use the planet as a background to take their picture in front of.

  When i was little, the worst part about other people’s holidays was that there was a chance that they invited you to their homes to watch their boring dia shows of their vacation. Now it’s almost impossible to not look at someone’s vacation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches an old concert video⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw AC/DC twice for about 60 bucks each and though it was craaaazy expensive, because most shows i went to were like 5-10 bucks. I’m not even a big AC fan, i just thought back then that it’s probably the last opportunity to see them. They played with the offspring which i’m also not crazy about, but now that would ve an insane lineup for that kind of money.

  Only like 10 or 15 years later there was a similar opportunity with iron maiden i think. I asked a friend to get tickets, but then it was already that if you didn’t buy them the millisecond they went on sale, they were bought up by bots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I do with US$10K that is a good investment?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But how do we know that you are use it for drugs and hookers and not just some nonsense?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not really into sweets, but one day i saw a bar of chocolate with grapes on it, and i was like: chocolate with pockets full of grapes? Ymmi. At home i unpacked it and stuffed it in my mouth.

  I almost threw up because it wasn’t grapes, it was grappa. Of course we can’t have nice things, we have to waste grapes on rotten ugly juice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes a driving test⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This actually makes sense. I always assumed people know which one their dominant writing hand is and go from there. That’s what i always did until i just knew. Like when someone asked me, i made a fist or something with the hand i was writing with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shigeru Miyamoto comments on AI, says "Nintendo would rather go in a different direction"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First we have to figure out how that"online gaming" thing works, because we’re busy suing people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Wednesday, my dudes.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When i had a uti, my doctor said i had to drink a lot of cranberry juice. I’d rather deal with an uti

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We lost Keanu⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder that a lot. Like back when it was really important that Taylor Swift or whoever was hip back then had the: send from iphone on their social media, so people bought iphones. How much does she know about technology tho? I was driving past a car dealership and they had a huge sign with a football player shaking some guys hand saying: sportsball player is super into Hyundai. He almost famously is not, he’s into audi, i don’t care about sports or celebrities, and even i saw him driving his fancy audi that is also on many pictures of him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We lost Keanu⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he’s not your friend and you don’t really know him?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come LED Light Bulbs only last for about 2-3 Years?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap ones do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are those top tier Geoguessers that do crazy stuff like figure out a location from 4 pixels and a mcslurry contracted by the CIA?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you read about what they did and how incompetent they are, i wouldn’t be surprised if they employ some nepotism guy who looks looks at pictures and goes: uuuh, not alabama.