BruceTwarzen
@BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
- Comment on Show Us the Gay Kiss Scenes Cut From ‘Gladiator II,’ You Cowards 4 hours ago:
America isn’t ready to be civilised
- Comment on Why does it seem most people, mainly conservatives, against Trans people? Unless I am wrong I never heard of one shooting up a school church or whatever. The ones I have met have been pretty cool. 5 hours ago:
Since when do conservatives care about mass shootings?
- Comment on Anon's first job 6 hours ago:
One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.
Chicken sandwiches don’t have tomatoes on them.
Good, because i don’t want them
- Comment on Fallout London is a better game than Fallout 4 23 hours ago:
I have never played fallout london and i 100% agree
- Comment on Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS 23 hours ago:
Do you want to live and not die in a global pandemic?
A lot of people choose the dying part.
- Comment on Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS 1 day ago:
I wonder what the overlap is of people who would get an ozempic shot to lose weight, but don’t get vaccinated because big pharma is bad.
- Comment on Pokémon Go Players Have Unwittingly Trained AI to Navigate the World 1 day ago:
That’s why they are called pokemongos
- Comment on Congratulations to the 47th US President 1 day ago:
All that money and the only thing he could do is fix his hair, because that took no effort.
- Comment on "We Were Asleep At The Wheel": Ridley Scott Reflects On Divisive Alien Prequel Prometheus 2 days ago:
Ridley Scott knows he made a shit movie.
Shut up and let the man make movies.
- Comment on Anon doubts WW2 Germany 2 days ago:
They didn’t 1v1
- Comment on Horse denier 3 days ago:
Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book
- Comment on But yes. 1 week ago:
Like Dr. Pepper?
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 1 week ago:
I worked for basically Michael Scott at some point in my life. Everyone knew that he had the easiest job on the planet, and he still didn’t do it, and we were all glad he didn’t. He could talk to a room full of people for hours and explain his position in the company for so long that you forgot what you even asked.
If you think the connection to Michael Scott ends there, you’d be wrong. You would always know when he had a new girlfriend, because he would talk about her all the time. One time he connected his laptop to the projector and the first thing that opened was a picture of his girlfriend. He looked at it, said: OH. Made sure everyone saw her and then pretended to hurry to start his speech.
One day he came to work, sat in my car (i was on my way to a jobsite and had no idea why he was there.) i didn’t want to talk, so i just took off. After some awkward silence, he said: i’m not even supposed to work today. I nodded, i had no idea. He asked if i knew why he’s here. I said nope. He said he was supposed to get married today but his girlfriend fucked two dudes in the jacuzzi yesterday.
There are countless stories like that and all i could think about was: this guy makes 60k a year by working two days a week. And i don’t mean because he was slacking off the rest, he was only employed 20%
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 1 week ago:
Oh god, i only once worked in a company large enough where it felt like there were more middle managers than actual workers. The middle manger that was assigned to my team suddenly got sick. Like cancer sick and he basically stopped working within a week. They panicked, because there was no one to replace her. Some guy that i have never seen before told us that we just have to hang in there for 2 weeks or so until they found a replacement. They never found a replacement and i think they just forgot, because nothing has changed about our job, we did the same amount of work and everything. Legitimately the only difference was that they had one less paycheck to pay.
- Comment on Why are most mobile games trash? 1 week ago:
Making a good game is hard. Making brainrot garbarge is easy, and people play it just as much. So what is the point? I knew a guy who was cheap as fuck. I didn’t know his girlfriend as well, but people said she was pretty much the same. Once i remember he made fun off someone spending like 60 dollars on a video game and he said he’s not a “gamer”. A few month later we talked about some video games that we liked and i didn’t really include him in that conversation because of what he said before.
He chimed in and said that he’s been playing clash of clans since release. Now i hardly even know what coc is, except mobile pay to win garbage (imo) so without even thinking, i asked if that game is even playable without spending money. He said oh no, he spends around 500 buchs a month. We were all shocked a bit, and he realised how ridiculous that is and immediately threw his girlfriend under the bus saying that she spends at least 1k a month for candy crush.
- Comment on Woke up today to find out my demo has 100% Positive rating (from 10/10 reviews) 1 week ago:
I like the narrator voice. I might have to try it. If it’s woke i will review bomb it tho.
- Comment on Skyrim Is 13 Years Old, But Elder Scrolls 6 Is Nowhere in Sight While Bethesda’s First Four Games Took Only 12 Years 1 week ago:
I found it extremely funny that todd said that planets are empty and boring, because irl, planets would be boring and and empty wastelands. Why do you make a boring game then todd? Are you stupid? Is that your dream game? Imagine you can make any videogame that you want and you go: i want it to be set in the middle desert.
Oh so there are gonna be pyramids, bandits and other points of interest?
No the desert is pretty empty and boring.
Oh, sounds pretty good.
I do not understand why Bethesda fans even deal with that shit. They must laugh their asses off every time someone doesn’t refund starfield.
- Comment on What would it feel like passing through a wormhole? 1 week ago:
I’ve seen that dune documentary, and they are really not.
- Comment on The price of the PS5 Pro “has not had a negative impact” on console sales, says Sony president - GAMESCENSOR 1 week ago:
I was riding my ebike to my friends workplace and his boss saw it. Quite the overweight fella to put it lightly. He asked about it and was very interested. A week later he sported a 14k ebike, with full mtb gear and everything. That was 2 years ago, he hasn’t touched it once apparently
- Comment on The price of the PS5 Pro “has not had a negative impact” on console sales, says Sony president - GAMESCENSOR 1 week ago:
Scalpers already bought all of them, what a success
- Comment on Anon takes the horsepill 1 week ago:
He said to keep it alive, nit to actually care for it in any meaningful way.
- Comment on Jewel Beetles 1 week ago:
I see pictures of people on tinder that are so smooth and unreal it’s fucking creepy. Like to a point where the nose disappears and the eyes are in front of the hair, because they are not real. And i know this is often a social media thing and a body dysmorphophobia problem, but i also wonder who looks at these pictures and goes: ahh yes, the perfect women
- Comment on Taylor Swift Fans Are Leaving X for Bluesky After Trump’s Election 1 week ago:
Tens of Taylor Swift fans claim to leave X
- Comment on Nine in ten honey samples from UK retailers fail authenticity test 1 week ago:
Or none
- Comment on Metaphor: ReFantazio's success is further proof that politics are good in videogames, actually—no matter what reactionaries tell you 2 weeks ago:
Politics in video games used to be: metal gear solid.
Politics in video games now is: is that a grill protagonist in my vydia game?
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 2 weeks ago:
Can you just not tip? We live in a tipping society too, but tipping is just goodwill. Like if your waiter is really nice, and the whole thing was 115 dollars, you might give him 120 and he can keep the difference. Sometimes just a roundup, fromm 5.60 to 6 bucks or something. But it’s not expected.
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 2 weeks ago:
I HATE EVERYONE
- Comment on "The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK." 2 weeks ago:
Okay-ish
- Comment on On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food? 2 weeks ago:
If you eat their garbage, you’re doing it wrong
- Comment on Serious statement: I don't understand the argument that not voting for Harris was the morally correct thing to do, because of Gaza. Why does anyone believe this? 2 weeks ago:
Because they are poorly educated americans maybe