BruceTwarzen

@BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greatest video game ever played?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a lazy ass question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will pay you to kill yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Show Us the Gay Kiss Scenes Cut From ‘Gladiator II,’ You Cowards⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  America isn’t ready to be civilised

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it seem most people, mainly conservatives, against Trans people? Unless I am wrong I never heard of one shooting up a school church or whatever. The ones I have met have been pretty cool.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since when do conservatives care about mass shootings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's first job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

  Chicken sandwiches don’t have tomatoes on them.

  Good, because i don’t want them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fallout London is a better game than Fallout 4⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never played fallout london and i 100% agree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want to live and not die in a global pandemic?

  A lot of people choose the dying part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what the overlap is of people who would get an ozempic shot to lose weight, but don’t get vaccinated because big pharma is bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pokémon Go Players Have Unwittingly Trained AI to Navigate the World⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why they are called pokemongos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations to the 47th US President⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All that money and the only thing he could do is fix his hair, because that took no effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"We Were Asleep At The Wheel": Ridley Scott Reflects On Divisive Alien Prequel Prometheus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ridley Scott knows he made a shit movie.

  Shut up and let the man make movies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doubts WW2 Germany⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t 1v1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horse denier⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But yes.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like Dr. Pepper?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon falls through the cracks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked for basically Michael Scott at some point in my life. Everyone knew that he had the easiest job on the planet, and he still didn’t do it, and we were all glad he didn’t. He could talk to a room full of people for hours and explain his position in the company for so long that you forgot what you even asked.

  If you think the connection to Michael Scott ends there, you’d be wrong. You would always know when he had a new girlfriend, because he would talk about her all the time. One time he connected his laptop to the projector and the first thing that opened was a picture of his girlfriend. He looked at it, said: OH. Made sure everyone saw her and then pretended to hurry to start his speech.

  One day he came to work, sat in my car (i was on my way to a jobsite and had no idea why he was there.) i didn’t want to talk, so i just took off. After some awkward silence, he said: i’m not even supposed to work today. I nodded, i had no idea. He asked if i knew why he’s here. I said nope. He said he was supposed to get married today but his girlfriend fucked two dudes in the jacuzzi yesterday.

  There are countless stories like that and all i could think about was: this guy makes 60k a year by working two days a week. And i don’t mean because he was slacking off the rest, he was only employed 20%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon falls through the cracks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh god, i only once worked in a company large enough where it felt like there were more middle managers than actual workers. The middle manger that was assigned to my team suddenly got sick. Like cancer sick and he basically stopped working within a week. They panicked, because there was no one to replace her. Some guy that i have never seen before told us that we just have to hang in there for 2 weeks or so until they found a replacement. They never found a replacement and i think they just forgot, because nothing has changed about our job, we did the same amount of work and everything. Legitimately the only difference was that they had one less paycheck to pay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are most mobile games trash?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Making a good game is hard. Making brainrot garbarge is easy, and people play it just as much. So what is the point? I knew a guy who was cheap as fuck. I didn’t know his girlfriend as well, but people said she was pretty much the same. Once i remember he made fun off someone spending like 60 dollars on a video game and he said he’s not a “gamer”. A few month later we talked about some video games that we liked and i didn’t really include him in that conversation because of what he said before.

  He chimed in and said that he’s been playing clash of clans since release. Now i hardly even know what coc is, except mobile pay to win garbage (imo) so without even thinking, i asked if that game is even playable without spending money. He said oh no, he spends around 500 buchs a month. We were all shocked a bit, and he realised how ridiculous that is and immediately threw his girlfriend under the bus saying that she spends at least 1k a month for candy crush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woke up today to find out my demo has 100% Positive rating (from 10/10 reviews)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the narrator voice. I might have to try it. If it’s woke i will review bomb it tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skyrim Is 13 Years Old, But Elder Scrolls 6 Is Nowhere in Sight While Bethesda’s First Four Games Took Only 12 Years⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I found it extremely funny that todd said that planets are empty and boring, because irl, planets would be boring and and empty wastelands. Why do you make a boring game then todd? Are you stupid? Is that your dream game? Imagine you can make any videogame that you want and you go: i want it to be set in the middle desert.

  Oh so there are gonna be pyramids, bandits and other points of interest?

  No the desert is pretty empty and boring.

  Oh, sounds pretty good.

  I do not understand why Bethesda fans even deal with that shit. They must laugh their asses off every time someone doesn’t refund starfield.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would it feel like passing through a wormhole?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen that dune documentary, and they are really not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The price of the PS5 Pro “has not had a negative impact” on console sales, says Sony president - GAMESCENSOR⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was riding my ebike to my friends workplace and his boss saw it. Quite the overweight fella to put it lightly. He asked about it and was very interested. A week later he sported a 14k ebike, with full mtb gear and everything. That was 2 years ago, he hasn’t touched it once apparently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The price of the PS5 Pro “has not had a negative impact” on console sales, says Sony president - GAMESCENSOR⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Scalpers already bought all of them, what a success

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes the horsepill⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He said to keep it alive, nit to actually care for it in any meaningful way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jewel Beetles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see pictures of people on tinder that are so smooth and unreal it’s fucking creepy. Like to a point where the nose disappears and the eyes are in front of the hair, because they are not real. And i know this is often a social media thing and a body dysmorphophobia problem, but i also wonder who looks at these pictures and goes: ahh yes, the perfect women

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taylor Swift Fans Are Leaving X for Bluesky After Trump’s Election⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tens of Taylor Swift fans claim to leave X

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nine in ten honey samples from UK retailers fail authenticity test⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or none

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metaphor: ReFantazio's success is further proof that politics are good in videogames, actually—no matter what reactionaries tell you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Politics in video games used to be: metal gear solid.

  Politics in video games now is: is that a grill protagonist in my vydia game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you just not tip? We live in a tipping society too, but tipping is just goodwill. Like if your waiter is really nice, and the whole thing was 115 dollars, you might give him 120 and he can keep the difference. Sometimes just a roundup, fromm 5.60 to 6 bucks or something. But it’s not expected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I HATE EVERYONE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay-ish